Description
godddd i hope i'm not too late idk if it ended on the 7th or the 8th
NAME: Bethany Alphin, an extremely tired woman from Unova who wants to go back to Unova
AGE: 27, born November 11th
GUY, GAL, OR NONBINARY PAL?
RANCH: The Ruins. This may or may not be a pun.
DESCRIPTION: Friendo buddy ol' pal it's a ruins. Broken down ancient area made of sandstone, brick, and sand. There are walls and pillars everywhere. Well, the "everywhere" is as big as it could be: there are 4 ruined buildings total that circle around a large pillar, and Bethany lives in a small brick house next to one of them. A pebble path leads from the pillar to Bethany's house to a path pointed towards civilization.
RANCH TYPES: Unknown, though shows some preference for Rock and Ground types... and an ironic disdain for Psychic types.
Bethany Alphin is an archaeologist born and raised in Nimbasa City, and subsists off of coffee and bread. She's a matter-of-fact person who's easily annoyed, with a highly professional air about her. However, after having a grand total of at least three (3) conversations with her, you'll discover that she can and will walk up to you with a completely serious face, utter the worst pun you've heard with the equally most dry tone, and leave. And being an archaeology lover, all of these puns are related to rocks and fossils. All of them.
Bethany was not a fan of Pokemon. Bethany is not a fan of Pokemon. But what she hates more than Pokemon is being wrong.
This, and a bet... is probably why she's here.
FUN FACTS:
> why does she live in the ruins: free old things
> honestly in this point and time Bethany is done with her life
> 5'9".
> Will go anywhere if there is free handouts.
> If she ever has to walk a Pokemon, she probably won't pay attention to where they go.
> As a trade-off for me being lazy with the background, Bethany was too lazy to get her shoes so there you go
> May be too lazy to change out of her slippers, and often wears them the whole day
> In fact she just throws on whatever she has, the slippers were a gift
> Likes rocks.
> Loves rocks.
> Abstains from meat, pork, and alcohol, you know the drill.
Comments: 22
possiblypeachy [2017-01-10 12:29:21 +0000 UTC]
baebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebaebae
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Flowerbush In reply to possiblypeachy [2017-01-11 00:15:34 +0000 UTC]
BAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAEBAE
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WhipcreamRabbit [2017-01-10 03:37:28 +0000 UTC]
I love her
very fashion
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Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 01:51:38 +0000 UTC]
Yaaaaasssss
Β Β Loves rocks eh?
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 01:53:58 +0000 UTC]
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
Β
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Snoopy1105 In reply to Flowerbush [2017-01-10 02:36:18 +0000 UTC]
I can imagine her just come up to my char like, "Can you walk my pokemon? I heard you do this kind of stuff for free."
"..How?"
She points to Moose's char, "It was him."
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 03:44:37 +0000 UTC]
alph dumps like 3 (three) big dinosaurs onto your character before dusty could protest, leaving him with chaotic and distracted babies that drag him everywhere,
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Snoopy1105 In reply to Flowerbush [2017-01-10 03:48:31 +0000 UTC]
Dusty is okay with this. But not okay with them being chaotic and distracted.
Just returns to her place with them all dirty, cutted, and bruised up like, "Done." Lets them loose back to their owner.
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 03:50:46 +0000 UTC]
regret occurs as they bounce onto alph like excited children killing her instantly
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Snoopy1105 In reply to Flowerbush [2017-01-10 04:00:43 +0000 UTC]
Dusty then takes all of her orphan pokemon as his own because guilt is too great plus more pokemons.
These two are going to be best "friends"
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 04:09:43 +0000 UTC]
Dusty: *signing* "we're friends now"
Alph: "what is this hippie bullshit"
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Snoopy1105 In reply to Flowerbush [2017-01-10 04:14:01 +0000 UTC]
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMFG.
Alph: Hey, babysit this dino for me?
Dusty: Mmm
Alph: K thnx bye //gone
Dino: //big slobber licks Dusty's face
Dusty: MmmmΒ Β
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 04:21:09 +0000 UTC]
dusty now co-owns her dinosaurs, because she never wants to look after them, and dusty can't muster the courage to tell her that she has to actually bond with her dinosaurs (and mAYBE POSSIBLY TEACH THEM NOT TO TRY AND EAT EVERYTHING THAT FITS IN THEIR MOUTH)β
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Snoopy1105 In reply to Flowerbush [2017-01-10 04:43:27 +0000 UTC]
IT'S A CONSTANT STRUGGLE. SHE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. HE ALREADY HAS TROUBLEMAKERS OF HIS OWN.
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Flowerbush In reply to Snoopy1105 [2017-01-10 04:53:41 +0000 UTC]
RIP Dusty, he loved Pokemon too much
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Flowerbush [2017-01-08 07:50:49 +0000 UTC]
yes, she is wearing slippers
no, you can't have them
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Flowerbush In reply to chiridion [2017-01-09 01:38:57 +0000 UTC]
you'll never get them they're attached to her feet
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