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FlytrapDog β€” Careful What You Ask For

Published: 2010-05-14 23:19:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1487; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 21
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Description Teh heh. There's actually a story behind this one.

My mom and stepdad had a... party of sorts today. There were alot of people here, most of whom I did not know. I was asked to atleast attempt to be sociable, and not hide in my room like I so often do when we have company. So I sat in a chair in the yard, staring off into space and daydreaming I wasn't there, because I was in public and surrounded by people, and therefor miserable. I had been drawing, and although I wasn't anymore, my sketchbook was still on my lap.

Some young woman (17-23 is my guess) came up to me. This was our conversation.

Woman: Oh, hey! You're that girl who draws... uh (my mom's name)'s daughter, aren't you?
Me: Uh. Well. I am a girl, and I do draw. So I guess that would be me daaahling.
Woman: *laughes, is obviously drunk already* Oh, cool. I was just talking to your mom... hey I was wondering, can you draw like... dirty stuff *burst out into laughter again*
Me: ... Are you asking me if I can draw porn?
Woman: Well no! Well, you know like... yeah, porn. (LOL)
Me: ... ... ... I mostly just draw cartoons. *I pick up my sketchbook and flip to a random page to show her what I mean, it happends to be a page with Megavolt sketches on it*
Woman: Ooohh. I see. Well that's okay, can you draw porn of him? He's cool lookin'.

It was my turn to laugh. I told her probably. And hey, it gave me something to do. So she disolved back into the crowd and I started to doodle. Fifteen minutes later I was done, but the sun felt good and I didn't feel like movin. So I closed my sketchbook and continued to stare off into space. A favorite past time. But wait! That's not the end. Sorry.

Not long after, she came back and commented how I was like her cat; leave me in one place only to come back an hour later to find me in the exact same spot doing the exact same thing. How was the drawing coming? I told her I was done. I showed it to her (although I had been hoping she would forget, because I've never shown my porn to people IRL before and I was a bit unsure) and holy hell I think she busted my eardrum with her laugh that time. She took my sketchbook and ran off into the crowd with it. Heeey That was mine. But it was worth it. From somewhere in the crowd rose a young man's voice that said

"Holy shit that's MEGAVOLT! WHY?!"

Oh. I was laughing... so hard. Apparently she didn't know who the character was. But her boyfriend recognized him. Poor guy. She came running back, all excited and hyper and laughing and seriously freaking me out a little, and asked if she could PLEASE have it, because it freaks her boyfriend out, she doesn't know why, but it does and that's hilarious, she wanted to torture him with it (and blah blah blah omg will she ever shut up) I took it from her and said that sure, but hold on, lemme scan it first. So I did, she got her picture and everyone lived happily ever after. Except for her boyfriend. The end.

(Colored dirty version on my FA page)

Megavolt belongs to Disney
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Comments: 28

Creativesm75 [2015-06-26 14:19:52 +0000 UTC]

Β that is hilarious

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VAPX007 [2012-06-16 13:39:17 +0000 UTC]

I love that ... "WHY?!?"

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Rdy4Zimpact [2012-01-19 03:15:57 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDD omg that story was HILARIOUS!!!! it made me laugh so hard!! poor guy...his girl torturing him with a pic...XDD

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KuroNekoNick [2010-12-03 07:09:10 +0000 UTC]

awesome story, lmao

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Bat-Snake [2010-11-04 01:03:00 +0000 UTC]

I think the part with the boyfriend recognizing Megavolt is the funniest part of the whole thing !

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FlytrapDog In reply to Bat-Snake [2010-11-04 01:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeeaah, I wasn't counting on anyone recognizing him XD How awkward.

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Bat-Snake In reply to FlytrapDog [2010-11-04 01:26:54 +0000 UTC]

I bet it was.
I wonder how the couple's doing now that his childhood has been ruined.

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LordNegaduck [2010-05-16 20:15:02 +0000 UTC]

OH NICE!! The Electric PENIS that is the LIGHT OF QUACKJACK'S World!!!! Kind of brings new meaning to what Megavolt said to Darkwing..."I'm tired of your always busting my bulbs!!"

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FlytrapDog In reply to LordNegaduck [2010-05-16 22:12:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Oh you and your puns. But you're right, ofcorse. I'm sure that's who he must be posing for...

'Busting my bulbs' ? He said that? LOL! Oh the things cartoons got away with in those days...

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LordNegaduck In reply to FlytrapDog [2010-05-20 04:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes Megavolt said that "I'm Tired of you always busting my bulbs" in the episode "Duck Blind." I really love that Episode!

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FlytrapDog In reply to LordNegaduck [2010-05-20 04:55:45 +0000 UTC]

... I need to watch that episode again XD

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LordNegaduck In reply to FlytrapDog [2010-05-22 15:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Ya won't be dissappointed!! I really love that episode!! Especially the upclose shots of Darkwing's Tail Feathers

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Jamcub [2010-05-15 10:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh shi- Thatrm ade my day. I seriously did. I mean... I've showed people my stuff IRL before, and they were like: 'Uhhh... yeah, porn.' Sp yeah.

And... I'll be off to your FA page, now!

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buster126 [2010-05-15 03:15:40 +0000 UTC]

lol omg so you actually found people that wanted you to draw pronz XD and you horrified them in person with your work.. epic! I think I cracked up mostly at the dude going "WHY??" My kinda reaction there XD

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FlytrapDog In reply to buster126 [2010-05-15 03:24:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm ased to draw named women at the bars all the time XD But to be asked to draw CARTOON porn irl? That was new.

Yeees... destroying childhood memories in person is just so much sweeter... and I DID think of you when he said that (making it 100x more funny) because you've said the same thing about my stuff XD

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buster126 In reply to FlytrapDog [2010-05-15 04:06:45 +0000 UTC]

awww, I was thought of XD You should get a trophy for that though. The "Publicly weirding people out with Darkwing Duck porn" award. Yup, you deserve it lol.

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FlytrapDog In reply to buster126 [2010-05-15 04:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Aww. Thank you. I would display it proudly, too!

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junosunderland [2010-05-15 00:55:53 +0000 UTC]

That is the best story EVER xD

Awesome Megs, I'll have to go have a look at the FA version :3

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FlytrapDog In reply to junosunderland [2010-05-15 02:33:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks XD I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

And thanks again The FA version has 10% more Megavolt.

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CeVarity [2010-05-14 23:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Nice Megavolt! Do you have the same name on FA?

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FlytrapDog In reply to CeVarity [2010-05-15 02:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks You hath found me on FA.

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CeVarity In reply to FlytrapDog [2010-05-15 20:57:25 +0000 UTC]

And now the stalking beings! I kid. Sort of.

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You-Were-Snarked In reply to CeVarity [2010-05-15 02:28:13 +0000 UTC]

She's Moonbeamcat on there

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CeVarity In reply to You-Were-Snarked [2010-05-15 20:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I hath found her!

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Reset-Button [2010-05-14 23:36:27 +0000 UTC]

The story behind this drawing made me laugh. A lot. The "Holy shit that's MEGAVOLT! WHY?!" made me laugh sooo badly (so badly that I got the "stop that crazy laughing you crazy woman can't you see I was sleeping?!" look from my cat who's sleeping on my bed).

Nice drawing, by the way. Great way of censoring the drawing, too.

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FlytrapDog In reply to Reset-Button [2010-05-15 02:31:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! XD I'm glad it could give you the lulz. I know it made me lul. I think your cat's on to your insanity... and what're you talking about? That's HER bed, thank-you-very-much.

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You-Were-Snarked [2010-05-14 23:29:45 +0000 UTC]

...Off to FA!

Seriously, though. I'm so happy that something interesting happened for you, at the end...Even if some hussy was hitting on you.

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FlytrapDog In reply to You-Were-Snarked [2010-05-15 02:30:07 +0000 UTC]

To the timetop! Wait... nevermind.

Thanks XD Tis not often stuff actually happends to me outside of the 'net. So that was cool. And m'deary, you don't ever have to worry about others hitting on me. Why go out for apples when I have melons at home? MREOW

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