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Teh heh. There's actually a story behind this one.

My mom and stepdad had a... party of sorts today. There were alot of people here, most of whom I did not know. I was asked to atleast attempt to be sociable, and not hide in my room like I so often do when we have company. So I sat in a chair in the yard, staring off into space and daydreaming I wasn't there, because I was in public and surrounded by people, and therefor miserable. I had been drawing, and although I wasn't anymore, my sketchbook was still on my lap.

Some young woman (17-23 is my guess) came up to me. This was our conversation.

Woman: Oh, hey! You're that girl who draws... uh (my mom's name)'s daughter, aren't you?
Me: Uh. Well. I am a girl, and I do draw. So I guess that would be me daaahling.
Woman: *laughes, is obviously drunk already* Oh, cool. I was just talking to your mom... hey I was wondering, can you draw like... dirty stuff *burst out into laughter again*
Me: ... Are you asking me if I can draw porn?
Woman: Well no! Well, you know like... yeah, porn. (LOL)
Me: ... ... ... I mostly just draw cartoons. *I pick up my sketchbook and flip to a random page to show her what I mean, it happends to be a page with Megavolt sketches on it*
Woman: Ooohh. I see. Well that's okay, can you draw porn of him? He's cool lookin'.

It was my turn to laugh. I told her probably. And hey, it gave me something to do. So she disolved back into the crowd and I started to doodle. Fifteen minutes later I was done, but the sun felt good and I didn't feel like movin. So I closed my sketchbook and continued to stare off into space. A favorite past time. But wait! That's not the end. Sorry.

Not long after, she came back and commented how I was like her cat; leave me in one place only to come back an hour later to find me in the exact same spot doing the exact same thing. How was the drawing coming? I told her I was done. I showed it to her (although I had been hoping she would forget, because I've never shown my porn to people IRL before and I was a bit unsure) and holy hell I think she busted my eardrum with her laugh that time. She took my sketchbook and ran off into the crowd with it. Heeey That was mine. But it was worth it. From somewhere in the crowd rose a young man's voice that said

"Holy shit that's MEGAVOLT! WHY?!"

Oh. I was laughing... so hard. Apparently she didn't know who the character was. But her boyfriend recognized him. Poor guy. She came running back, all excited and hyper and laughing and seriously freaking me out a little, and asked if she could PLEASE have it, because it freaks her boyfriend out, she doesn't know why, but it does and that's hilarious, she wanted to torture him with it (and blah blah blah omg will she ever shut up) I took it from her and said that sure, but hold on, lemme scan it first. So I did, she got her picture and everyone lived happily ever after. Except for her boyfriend. The end.

(Colored dirty version on my FA page)

Megavolt belongs to Disney

Description
Teh heh. There's actually a story behind this one.

My mom and stepdad had a... party of sorts today. There were alot of people here, most of whom I did not know. I was asked to atleast attempt to be sociable, and not hide in my room like I so often do when we have company. So I sat in a chair in the yard, staring off into space and daydreaming I wasn't there, because I was in public and surrounded by people, and therefor miserable. I had been drawing, and although I wasn't anymore, my sketchbook was still on my lap.

Some young woman (17-23 is my guess) came up to me. This was our conversation.

Woman: Oh, hey! You're that girl who draws... uh (my mom's name)'s daughter, aren't you?
Me: Uh. Well. I am a girl, and I do draw. So I guess that would be me daaahling.
Woman: *laughes, is obviously drunk already* Oh, cool. I was just talking to your mom... hey I was wondering, can you draw like... dirty stuff *burst out into laughter again*
Me: ... Are you asking me if I can draw porn?
Woman: Well no! Well, you know like... yeah, porn. (LOL)
Me: ... ... ... I mostly just draw cartoons. *I pick up my sketchbook and flip to a random page to show her what I mean, it happends to be a page with Megavolt sketches on it*
Woman: Ooohh. I see. Well that's okay, can you draw porn of him? He's cool lookin'.

It was my turn to laugh. I told her probably. And hey, it gave me something to do. So she disolved back into the crowd and I started to doodle. Fifteen minutes later I was done, but the sun felt good and I didn't feel like movin. So I closed my sketchbook and continued to stare off into space. A favorite past time. But wait! That's not the end. Sorry.

Not long after, she came back and commented how I was like her cat; leave me in one place only to come back an hour later to find me in the exact same spot doing the exact same thing. How was the drawing coming? I told her I was done. I showed it to her (although I had been hoping she would forget, because I've never shown my porn to people IRL before and I was a bit unsure) and holy hell I think she busted my eardrum with her laugh that time. She took my sketchbook and ran off into the crowd with it. Heeey That was mine. But it was worth it. From somewhere in the crowd rose a young man's voice that said

"Holy shit that's MEGAVOLT! WHY?!"

Oh. I was laughing... so hard. Apparently she didn't know who the character was. But her boyfriend recognized him. Poor guy. She came running back, all excited and hyper and laughing and seriously freaking me out a little, and asked if she could PLEASE have it, because it freaks her boyfriend out, she doesn't know why, but it does and that's hilarious, she wanted to torture him with it (and blah blah blah omg will she ever shut up) I took it from her and said that sure, but hold on, lemme scan it first. So I did, she got her picture and everyone lived happily ever after. Except for her boyfriend. The end.

(Colored dirty version on my FA page)

Megavolt belongs to Disney