HOME | DD
Foot-paws — Drunk Silly Hillbilly
#ale #beer #bound #drunk #feet #foot #footpaws #furry #hammock #hillbilly #jackal #moonshine #paw #redneck #silly #sloth #tickle #tickled #tickling #ticklish
Published: 2015-05-11 23:48:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 23318; Favourites: 114; Downloads: 55
Redirect to original
Description
:Story:"Dang it! I woz only getting’ up to fetch ma head covah. Now there be dat darn jackal in ma sunny spot... An he be swipin’ ma moonshine too!”
The sloth yelled at the jackal as he approached his stolen sleeping spot
“Hey, Jethro!!! Get yer scrawny hide out my sunny spot!”
However, as he approached, he noticed the sneaky thief was fast asleep!
“I ain’t believe it! That doggone sleep already. I woz only up for an hour or three. Uy can’t walk in his own livin’ room no more… I know whad’ll ged im up!"
The sloth pulls down and spins the foot end of the hammock in the hope of shaking the Jackal out but instead it causes him to spin around and get twisted up in the netting.
"Well well well. Weren't dat unexpected!"
The Jackal yawns and shakes his head.
"Why my hed so dizzy? I should prob’ly drink this head spinnin’ pain away... gugh... Haaay, why kaint my body move all a suddin?"
"Ya silly dawg. Ya got yaself all tied up in ma bed. Now I got ya, Imma gonna teach you a lesson or three for takin’ ma stuff!"
The Sloth slowly rests his long claws on the bottoms of the jackal’s feet.
"Woah, stoppat. I can’t get out. You were gone so long I thought you were out. I got reeeeel drunk too so I needed somewair to collapse"
"That’s no reason to go swipin’ mah favorite spot. An now yer all stuck, I’m gonna tickle yer feet an there ain’t no way ya can stop me!!!”
*The sloth slowly begins raking his claws along the tangled jackal’s soles, unaware of how excruciatingly long it’s taking to stroke a full length of the quivering paw.
Now the poor jackal has no idea how long he could be there with every tortuous minute seeming like hours.
But, to the sloth, each hour feels like only a minute.
Story written by me and edited by venombahamut
Related content
Comments: 18
My, those are some dangerously long nails. That is what the jakal gets for taking his favorite spot...perhaps I should take the sloth's spot next. I'd love to experiment with those dreadfully long and sharp nails, my body screaming as it scraps slowly across my skin (scales). Of course, for further...inspection, I think the poor jackal should be tied in that hammock again first. Just so I can...write more notes on his drunken reactions as he is tickled. Yeah...let's go with that. My goodness Foot-Paws, those ropes must have been time consuming but you made each individual thread match up with another anyway. Your artistic skills and imagination only continue to astound me, and of course, I want both of thier feet all to myself for awhile. Especially the sloth's, because its so rare and a challenge to worship them while trying not to get cut by those toenails. Oh great, now you ae making me wonder about the foot scent. X3 If I ever could open a feet and tickling art museum, I would come to you and ask if you'd like your own gallery. ^^
I thought I smelled a certain handsome dragon when I was reading this story. His influence is all over this, and I'm very suprised that he was able to get the hillybilly dialgue down correctly. Just shows that Venom continues to be a true craftsman in his detials and storytelling. (I should know, I have a few relatives from the deep South that speak like this) Its always delightful to read his stories and he should REALLY type them more often.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ye the story was a combined effort. It had to sound authentic even though I dont personally know anyone who speaks with a south American tongue.
The whole redneck setting is a bit of an acquired taste. Hopefully the few people who like it will really appreciate it! Seems like you might be one of them.
Those tangled ropes are a pain but when your dead set on an idea its better to put the effort in and make it happen rather then be put off by the tricky elements.
Im also a fan of that Sloths feet. His claws are mesmerizing to look at and there unlike most feet I see in these gallery's.
Thanks again for your descriptive comment.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
And in this very moment I realize sloths have the potential to be the greatest ticklers on the face of the earth XD genius idea .
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
They are perfect for the job and Im hoping this picture portrays that perfectly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh it most certainly did . Good job .
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Thanks a lot. Honestly I cant tell you how much I appreciate it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Someone was bound to do it sooner or later... And that someone was me ^^
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
It comes with the territory.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Now that's a nice implementation of unique species features. And I do love the effort you put into making every detail scream "hillbilly". I wish everyone was as original as you.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Like a lot of my pictures, I dont think Im the first to the idea but the first to actually do something worth while about it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Its the only way to teach a Hillbilly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0