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Okay... I had my friend, Aura, over right... And we were like playing Legend of Zelda the Windwaker and we were like going to see Tingle and then all of a sudden it was like...

MY NAME'S TINGLE, AND I HAVE A MOLE THE SIZE OF TAZMANIA ON MY FACE AND A BIG ARSE NOSE THAT I INHERITED FROM MY MOTHER. MY BRAIN IS SO BIFRICATED THAT IT FLOATS IN THE FLUID THAT SURROUNDS IT, AND MY MOMMA WAS A RHINO, AND MAH PAPA WAS SOME KIND O' FREAKY HORNED CHIMPANZEE. MY SISTER INHERITED MY GOATEE, AND MY BROTHER INHERITED MY FASHION SENSE! w00t, LOOKIT THAT SPANDEX. YEAH.

And of course we were taking in gay western accents... And then we was all like...

MY NAME'S TINGLE AND I'VE MOLESTED MORE CHILDREN THAN MICHEL JACKSON!!! AND I'VE SCREWED OVER LINK! TOO!

So... Yeah... It was a hell of a lot of fun. We came to the conclusion that Tingle must be gay, and we created this avatar in honor of that. Becuase Tingle is an important figure in today's society. So yeah.

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Okay... I had my friend, Aura, over right... And we were like playing Legend of Zelda the Windwaker and we were like going to see Tingle and then all of a sudden it was like...

MY NAME'S TINGLE, AND I HAVE A MOLE THE SIZE OF TAZMANIA ON MY FACE AND A BIG ARSE NOSE THAT I INHERITED FROM MY MOTHER. MY BRAIN IS SO BIFRICATED THAT IT FLOATS IN THE FLUID THAT SURROUNDS IT, AND MY MOMMA WAS A RHINO, AND MAH PAPA WAS SOME KIND O' FREAKY HORNED CHIMPANZEE. MY SISTER INHERITED MY GOATEE, AND MY BROTHER INHERITED MY FASHION SENSE! w00t, LOOKIT THAT SPANDEX. YEAH.

And of course we were taking in gay western accents... And then we was all like...

MY NAME'S TINGLE AND I'VE MOLESTED MORE CHILDREN THAN MICHEL JACKSON!!! AND I'VE SCREWED OVER LINK! TOO!

So... Yeah... It was a hell of a lot of fun. We came to the conclusion that Tingle must be gay, and we created this avatar in honor of that. Becuase Tingle is an important figure in today's society. So yeah.