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Published: 2016-05-29 14:05:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 1119; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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Description "Haha parody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens cus I'm a braindead idiot with no ideas and originality other than to make fun of some classic sci-fi franchise haha i'll kill myself right now for the sake of the Star Wars fandom durr ..." -FosterBonnie 2016
But in all seriousness I'm not a hardcore nor casual Star Wars fan (because I used to actually don't care about it till now) but when the movie "The Force Awakens" and the TR-8R meme that infected me made me have interest but was sadly short-lived due to I was forced to watch a fucking shitty-ass comedy movie that was milked dry already so I really had to research all about this crap...

Now here's the fun stuff:

In a galaxy-not-so-fucking-far-away-because-overused-intro-durr.avi, there is a strange war between the Dank Meme Empire with it's First 420 Order and the Anti-Dank Meme Triggered Jedi Rebel Scum for no apparent reason other than their motives are so self-explanatory with their names, the ruler of the Dank Empire and former Anti-Dank Meme Triggered Jedi Rebel Scum "Ahnayhkin Dedwulker" has seduced the Dank Meme Side due to no apparent reason to become the ultimate leader of dank memes, this however triggered his former friend and brother "Look Dedwulker" to lead the Anti-Dank Meme Triggered Jedi Rebel Scum against the Dank Meme Empire just because Ahnaykin gets a daily dose of dank memes for him to laugh...

The war lasted for 27 months with no results other than stalemate, checkmate, throwing water balloons at their faces. With civilization went "dafuq?" due to the conflicts of the Dank Meme Empire and Anti-Dank Meme Triggered Jedi Rebel Scum, the war finally stopped because both sides are tired of their shit.

Now taking place at the year "whatever-the-year-Star-Wars-took-place", it became an ordinary day for the Empire and Rebel Scum, doing their obligatory jobs and other crap but how long with it last?

Join Ahnaykin Dedwulker a.k.a Dank Vader the Second, TR-8R, Emo Ren, Chef Phasma a.k.a Unimportant Bitch and Stalkertrooper the TOZ-wielding Scouttrooper as they gone to their shitty adventures of incompetent men, SIGN UP MY PETITION DAMMIT!!!, generic accidents and to answer the question "Why the hell Phasma demoted to Chef."

Star Wars belongs to Disney/LucasArts, they really need a dose of dank memes..
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Plskys [2018-05-16 19:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Faptastic

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