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Published: 2012-02-19 14:23:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 341; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 12
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Description Q: What would be my bio as a Mary sue

A: Bio...:
A perfect young girl.
Not that young, because she's over 9000 years old, but she looks young.
When she turns into a cat, she's so effing sparkly.
And as a human with cat ears and tail, she's so kawaii and sparkly and beautiful.
Her lovely green sapphires, which are her eyes, shine like a full moon.
She can control water, fire, land, and everything.
Everyone is in love with her.
Sasuke-kun is her bf.
And Naruto.
And Inuyasha.
And Germany.
And Austria.
And...Everyone.
Her boobs are DD's.
Her long hair shines like stars, and is the silkiest thing in the world.
She is the princess of the Moon, sun, earth, jupiter, mars and everything~!
Desu.
She's the descendant of God.
And Zeus.
And a unicorn.
Who had it with a goddess.
Did I mention she's a goddess?
At school, she has a uniform exception.
Why?
Because she's hot.
France wants her.
France lives in her ceiling.
France is everywhere.
So hide yo goldfish.
OH YEAH.
AND..AND SHE HAS A TRAGIC CHILDHOOD.
Both her parents, and family died in a plane crash.
They abused her anyway.
So she lives with the ghost of her older brother.
............
NO MORE.
YOU KILLED ME.
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Comments: 56

France-Romance In reply to ??? [2012-02-21 13:40:27 +0000 UTC]

[[Ikr.]]

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AskAlaskia In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-22 11:07:48 +0000 UTC]

( that just brang out the miracles of a lifetime )

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France-Romance In reply to AskAlaskia [2012-02-22 21:10:19 +0000 UTC]

[[hnng~]]

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AskAlaskia In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-23 20:01:35 +0000 UTC]

( yus :I )

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AskYandereRussia [2012-02-19 21:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Holy fuck.))

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France-Romance In reply to AskYandereRussia [2012-02-19 23:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Ikr.]]

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Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 15:11:55 +0000 UTC]

. . .YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 15:13:21 +0000 UTC]

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SO KAWAII NE?

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 15:18:25 +0000 UTC]

More like kOwaii, which means scary! I died a little inside when I read this. . .
IT'S PERFECT!

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 15:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Same here...

IKR.

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 15:24:16 +0000 UTC]

*clings onto you* Save me. . . I'm scared. . .

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 15:33:41 +0000 UTC]

*saves you like a bawws*

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 16:12:59 +0000 UTC]

My hero~!

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 20:23:00 +0000 UTC]

*hairflip* Anytime bby.

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 20:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm. . . *plays with your hair*

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-19 20:28:19 +0000 UTC]

..I see you like my hair, oui~?

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 20:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Kein! *starts braiding your hair*

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-20 12:23:30 +0000 UTC]

*laughs a little*

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-20 16:24:13 +0000 UTC]

*still braiding your hair* It's very soft. . .

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France-Romance In reply to Ask-Lila [2012-02-21 13:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah?

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Ask-Lila In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-21 20:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Kein. . .

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Onewithpasta [2012-02-19 14:34:20 +0000 UTC]

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nellynekoplz In reply to Onewithpasta [2012-02-19 14:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Exactry!

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France-Romance In reply to Onewithpasta [2012-02-19 14:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Tell that to the person who asked.
I'm just bad at making may-sues.

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Onewithpasta In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:57:21 +0000 UTC]

that was horribel.

just.

ffffuuu-

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France-Romance In reply to Onewithpasta [2012-02-19 15:03:55 +0000 UTC]

I know.

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Onewithpasta In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 15:07:58 +0000 UTC]

THE THINGS YOU DO FOR YOUR WATCHERS.

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France-Romance In reply to Onewithpasta [2012-02-19 15:12:02 +0000 UTC]

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nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 14:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh God that was terrifying. Somebody kill me.

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France-Romance In reply to nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 14:28:00 +0000 UTC]

I feel you, bro.

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nellynekoplz In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Mary Nell sue: umg I is geewd at secks. France luvs me lik ttly! We had so much secks!

Me(Nelly): ob God. I'm a virgin not a Mary slut.

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France-Romance In reply to nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 14:32:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

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nellynekoplz In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:41:22 +0000 UTC]

Nelly sue: umg France stu! We gotta go be desu

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France-Romance In reply to nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 14:50:09 +0000 UTC]

OMG LIEK, OUI.

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nellynekoplz In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Me: wtf. France, get the soundproof headphones.

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France-Romance In reply to nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 15:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Give zeeem...

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nellynekoplz In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 15:13:29 +0000 UTC]

*gives one to you and puts one on*

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France-Romance In reply to nellynekoplz [2012-02-19 15:13:51 +0000 UTC]

*puts it on*

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shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:26:52 +0000 UTC]

tsk, ew -.-

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:27:41 +0000 UTC]

the things I do for my watchers..

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shadowsgirl81 In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:29:25 +0000 UTC]

oh i know it >.< some people have the weirdest questions
lol so how have you been? XD

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:30:02 +0000 UTC]


I 'ave been fine~
And you, amour~?

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shadowsgirl81 In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:33:13 +0000 UTC]

*smirks* wow, sudden mood change. i've been ok, i see your dealing with airheads as usual

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:34:27 +0000 UTC]

*nods*

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shadowsgirl81 In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:34:48 +0000 UTC]

heh

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Mhm~

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shadowsgirl81 In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:37:25 +0000 UTC]

...so...

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Hmm~?

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shadowsgirl81 In reply to France-Romance [2012-02-19 14:42:08 +0000 UTC]

...what now? 83...(XDDDD lol i fail so hard!)

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France-Romance In reply to shadowsgirl81 [2012-02-19 14:49:56 +0000 UTC]

[[You're not the only one~ >w<]]

Uh....*shrug*

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