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Description For Christmas, I made a special drawing of Pete in reference to the Grinch.
And a song to go with it. Titled "Pete’s a Mean One"

You’re a mean one, Mr. Pete

You give us a bad headache

You’re as sweet as a wolf
And as handsome as a snake, Mr. Pe-ete..

You’re a bad cat with a bad breath that..
I cannot take!

You’re a villain, Mr. Pete

You have an empty soul

Your brain is full of evil
Your heart is just a hole, Mr. Pe-ete…

You’re so rotton that you can even eat…
A whole moldy roll!

You’re an awful one, Mr. Pete

You have sardines in your smirk

You have all the gentle kindness
Of an airsick high school jerk, Mr. Pe-ete…

If I have to choose between you two, I’d take...
The airsick high school jerk!

You’re a bully, Mr. Pete

You’re the King of Cruel-full Crime

Your heart’s a red apple
laced with icky poison grime, Mr. Pe-ete…

Though you could be nice if you just try at least for once…
But you wouldn’t give a dime!

You upset me, Mr. Pete

Right into to the deepest core

You’re a crooked, tricky thief
And you run a crooked store, Mr. Pe-ete…

You sir, are an appalling trash dump, riddled with the most disgusting schemes that you can ever think of. Crumpled up, And all washed up ashore!

You’re a cruel one, Mr. Pete

You’re a hairball puking cat

You're a drunky dirty slob
and I compare you to a brat, Mr. Pe-ete…

These three words fits you which I will say them now to you, and it’s: “Big… Bad… Fat!”

Pete © Disney
The Grinch © Dr. Suess
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