Comments: 10
popypup [2024-09-09 16:33:56 +0000 UTC]
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superpika293 [2019-06-07 17:44:08 +0000 UTC]
Hey team, I'm trying to sneak behind the town guards, but my new ass is DUMMY THICC, and the clapping of my cheeks keeps alerting them.
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daruak [2019-06-07 17:20:51 +0000 UTC]
I would find it hilarious if it just keeps getting more and more like that. Like, after subsequent jobs there's now giant tits from *another* woman, and so on so forth until there's really not much of the original rogue's body left other than the face. And the whole way through they're just taking it in stride, like barely acknowledging it's happening at all. And ALL of these events are totally unrelated, of course, it's just the halfling's luck that it's all happening; it's not like they or anyone is orchestrating this, it's just that there jobs keeping happening to require these particular swaps occur.
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TheGearWork [2019-06-07 17:18:10 +0000 UTC]
Oh that's awesome! Those are going to be some odd tanlines, that's for sure!
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someguy987 [2019-06-07 16:43:06 +0000 UTC]
On the plus side, crushing watermelons has never been easier.
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Franktonius In reply to someguy987 [2019-06-07 18:50:14 +0000 UTC]
Trait: Elven Backside.
+2 to Dexterity
+2 to Charisma
+2 to Crushing Watermelons
-2 to Stealth (Too Dummy Thicc)
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FelixCraft [2019-06-07 16:24:18 +0000 UTC]
Sneaking around is gonna be a bit harder now that he's dummy thicc.
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