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Some sardinematsu for you viewing pleasure :3. They started off as a joke character, but I turned them into an actual mascot. It’s just Kurusu from another AU really. These were from October, but again, school. got. in. the. way. Anyways, I’m still a bit creatively bankrupt so I’m going out of my way to finish up old sketches and stuff. Sardinematsu is a little deranged and varies a small bit from actual Kurusu. For one, she’s not dating Kara and two, she is a seafood market sprite who borders on being a deranged ruler. If you wanna read the sardinematsu AU, I warn you. It’s rather bizarre and has some gross moments. Keep in mind this came to me in a dream.

Sardinematsu, despite having the name “Matsu” on her name she’s not related to the brothers at all. She just tacked it on because she thought it sounded good. In a way, she’s different from the normal Kurusu as in she’s not dating Karamatsu, she’s a seafood market sprite, and a little more deranged/manic. She’s a magical sardine human thing that inspects the place to make sure everyone’s stock is up to date. If she finds anyone trying to sell “defective” products, she banishes them to the “cold world” which is pretty much a giant freezer. Where she hangs them upside down by their toes, and eventually the bodies freeze. Think like an actual fish freezer. Her main goal is to preserve the name of the fish market, known for quality products AND to prevent the ice statue of Akatsuka in the freezer world from breaking. Because other wise the citizens would drown and freezer world will be doomed. Yes, even though she hangs prisoners upside down until they’re frozen, she’s not that much of a monster. How to summon sardinematsu is simple…..if you could stomach it. She lives in the carcass of a giant tuna, and if you swallow eight raw sardines AND say her name three times, she bursts out of the corpse. Sardinematsu is not to be messed with despite her size as she WILL NOT hesitate to eat your liver. She also bites just for the fun of it because she’s a snippy little creature and casts spells on people she hates. She’ll (probably) spare your life in exchange for head pats and tummy rubs though.

Useless fact: When she talks, the fish breathes. So TECHNICALLY the sardine she’s attached to is still alive. :>

Description
Some sardinematsu for you viewing pleasure :3. They started off as a joke character, but I turned them into an actual mascot. It’s just Kurusu from another AU really. These were from October, but again, school. got. in. the. way. Anyways, I’m still a bit creatively bankrupt so I’m going out of my way to finish up old sketches and stuff. Sardinematsu is a little deranged and varies a small bit from actual Kurusu. For one, she’s not dating Kara and two, she is a seafood market sprite who borders on being a deranged ruler. If you wanna read the sardinematsu AU, I warn you. It’s rather bizarre and has some gross moments. Keep in mind this came to me in a dream.

Sardinematsu, despite having the name “Matsu” on her name she’s not related to the brothers at all. She just tacked it on because she thought it sounded good. In a way, she’s different from the normal Kurusu as in she’s not dating Karamatsu, she’s a seafood market sprite, and a little more deranged/manic. She’s a magical sardine human thing that inspects the place to make sure everyone’s stock is up to date. If she finds anyone trying to sell “defective” products, she banishes them to the “cold world” which is pretty much a giant freezer. Where she hangs them upside down by their toes, and eventually the bodies freeze. Think like an actual fish freezer. Her main goal is to preserve the name of the fish market, known for quality products AND to prevent the ice statue of Akatsuka in the freezer world from breaking. Because other wise the citizens would drown and freezer world will be doomed. Yes, even though she hangs prisoners upside down until they’re frozen, she’s not that much of a monster. How to summon sardinematsu is simple…..if you could stomach it. She lives in the carcass of a giant tuna, and if you swallow eight raw sardines AND say her name three times, she bursts out of the corpse. Sardinematsu is not to be messed with despite her size as she WILL NOT hesitate to eat your liver. She also bites just for the fun of it because she’s a snippy little creature and casts spells on people she hates. She’ll (probably) spare your life in exchange for head pats and tummy rubs though.

Useless fact: When she talks, the fish breathes. So TECHNICALLY the sardine she’s attached to is still alive. :>