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Found it on Nostalgia Critic reviewing Jaws. You gotta admit is funny.Nobody owns Chuck Norris
Jaws belongs to Jaws
Picture original from Nostalgia Critic
And I don't accept any credit.
(Here's the link to make your own poster [link] )
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Aquaman,Chuck just took over the seas.
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XD I remember this. I loved how the Nostalgia Critic uses his high pitch voice to say Chuck Norris!!! Ah nah needs to be scarier. How about... Chuck Norris, riding on a giant shark!!!! XD Such badassery. ^.^
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There's a new one...but i'll let you find out ^^
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Oooh tell me tell me, or show me show me. ^.^
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Let's just say everytime he's shirtless and sweaty it means 'chuck norris wants to put himself in every man'
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O.O Uhhhhhhh. XD XD Wow. lol That should have every man shaking in their boots. As well as the ones who don't wear boots. XD I remember seeing a youtube video where Chuck was reading comments from his fans about him, one of them read that Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does a push up, it's really the Earth that's being push down. XDΒ Love it!
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It was on the new NC Forest Gump
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And that's how flying sharks came into existence
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Chuck Norris is so tough that even Jaws is afraid of him. Jaws is his *fill in blank here*!
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But what about batman?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NHu6Xβ¦Β XD I don't know who is tougher.
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apparently he and chuckΒ norris are evenly matched.... They will forever be at an eternal stalemate!
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Can't find an answer for that
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what about bruces lee or chi chi, don't they own him
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Chichi has Goku so that's more than enough and as for Bruce Lee...please don't kill me:
He can't be to tough, he got killed by an aspirin. I'll beat him in round 2, but that be unbeliavable, no one in his family ever lives to see a sequel
No desrespect, I admire Bruce Lee. I just felt like putting on it
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We all like somebody more then the other, take me. I love goku so musth that i look up to him, but i also like superman (i only knew him for almorst a year now, but that's does not mean i been living under a rock), he's not bigst fave, but that does not mean i hate him i reldy like him his story and all, However [link]
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Chuck Norris isn't like a boss, he is the boss
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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The Sun once went out for staring at Chuck Norris for too long
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The Pope once tried to bless Chuck Norris. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet lizard. It escaped to terrorize Tokyo. XD
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Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris. Because Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that if Chuck Norris were to own Chuck Norris that the universe would finally collapse because it just couldn't take one more Chuck Norris impossbility reality!
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Night vision goggles are based on Chuck Norris' eyes... and so is thermal imaging.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
(As a side note, it doesn't seem hard to do with the way it's currently going. XD)
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake...after 3 painful days...the rattlesnake died
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no signs of life.
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Chuck wasn't an actor in the Expendables 2, he just happened to be there.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Nowwis wasn't suppose to be on the Expandables 2, he just happened to be there
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Chuck Norris never learns. He already knows!
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Superman and and Chuck Norris made a bet, the looser would wear his underwear outside of his clothes
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The Broncos were going to replace their entire team with Chuck Norris, but the NFL ruled that unfair.
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The big bang created the universe, chuck norris created a big bang
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries
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One time, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris... The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
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Wanna keep up the Chuck Norris facts or stop?
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I've got a hell of a lot more to use if you want to continue.
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The let's keep going
Chuck Norris was going to be the next singer for Dragonforce, unfortunatly the universe couldn't endure the amount of power and could cause a new big bang
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris challenged his reflection to a staring contest and won!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard, it's another fist.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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