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Published: 2015-05-16 21:27:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 1080; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Deluna (as Mrs. Mushnik) steps outside for fresh air.Mrs. Mushnik (Deluna): Sweet Celestia, what an existence I've got! Misfit employees! Bums on the sidewalk! Business is lousy! My life is a living nightmare!
Deluna sees Bluebird, Noble Wings & Song Cue giggling on the front stoop of her flower shop.
Mrs. Mushnik: (to the Urchins) You! Urchins! Off the stoop! It's bad enough I've got the Winos permanently decorating the storefront! (points to Caterpillar Gizmo, who is dressed as a Sidewalk Bum) Do I really need you three ragamuffins to complete the picture?!
Ronette (Song): (to Deluna) We ain't bothering nopony! (to Bluebird) Are we, Crystal?
Crystal (Bluebird): (to Song Cue) No we're not, Ronette!
Mrs. Mushnik: (to the Urchins) You ought to be in school!
Chiffon (Noble): (to Deluna) Yeah, well we're on the split shift!
Ronette: (to Deluna) Yeah! We went to school until the fifth grade and then we split!
Mrs. Mushnik: (to the Urchins) So how do you intend to better yourselves?!
Crystal: (to Deluna) Better ourselves? Missy, when you're from Skid Row, there ain't no such thing!
The song "Skid Row" begins.
Crystal: Alarm goes off at seven
And you start uptown
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been
Ronette: (to Bluebird) Sing it, filly!
Crystal: 'Til it's five P.M.
Wino (Caterpillar): Then you go
Crystal, Chiffon & Ronette (Bluebird, Noble Wings & Song Cue): Downtown, where the folks are broke
You go downtown, when your life's a joke
You go downtown, where you buy your token you go-o-o
Home to Skid Row
Skid Row Ponies (popping their heads out of windows in buildings): Home to Skid Row
Divine Hero: Yes you go
Crystal, Chiffon & Ronette: Downtown
Spotlight: Where the cabs don't stop
Crystal, Chiffon & Ronette: Downtown
Daylight Shine: Where the food is slop
Crystal, Chiffon & Ronette: Downtown
Where the hotheads flop in the sno-o-ow
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Down on Skid Row
Crystal, Chiffon & Ronette: Uptown you cater to a million jerks
Uptown you're messengers and mailroom clerks
Eating all your lunches at the Carrot Dog carts
The bosses take your money and they break your hearts
And uptown you cater to a million bores
Who disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors
Your morning's emulation, afternoon's a curse
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: And five o'clock is even worse!
Shining Sequin: That's when you go
Back at the florist, Sera (as Audrey) is looking out the window.
Audrey (Sera): Downtown, where the colts are drips
Downtown, where they rip your slips
Downtown, where relationships are no go-o-o
Down on Skid Row
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Down on Skid Row
Audrey: Down on Skid Row
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Down on Skid Row
Audrey: Down on Skid Row
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Down on Skid Row
Down on Skid ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
Tanner (as Seymour) is sweeping the floor.
Seymour (Tanner): Poor
All my life I've always been poor
I keep asking Celestia what I'm for
And she tells me "Gee, I'm not sure.
Sweep that floor, colt!"
Oh
I started life as an orphan
A foal of the street
Here on Skid Row
She took me in
Gave me shelter, a bed, crust of bread and a job
Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob
Which I aaaaaaaam
So I live
Tanner takes a step outside for a walk.
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Downtown
Seymour: That's your home address
You live
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Downtown
Seymour: When your life's a mess
You live
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Downtown
Seymour: Where depression's just Status Quo-o-o
Crystal, Chiffon, Ronette & Skid Row Ponies: Down on Skid Row
Seymour: Someone show me a way to get out of here
'Cause I constantly pray I'll get out of here
Please, won't somepony say I'll get out of here?
Someone give me my shot or I'll rot here
Show me how and I will I'll get out of here
I'll start trotting uphill to get out of here
Someone tell me I still could get out of here
Someone tell Lady Luck that I'm stuck here
Sera steps outside, too.
Seymour & Audrey: Gee, it sure would be swell to get out of here
Bid the gutter farewell and get out of here
I'd move Heaven and Hell to get out of Skid
I'd do I don't know what to get out of Skid
But a heck of a lot to get out of Skid
Ponies tell me there's not a way out of Skid
But believe me, I've gotta get out of Skid
Everypony: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
The song ends and the audience applauds.
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Sera (c) PrincessDeluna
Tanner (c) Yoshikingmaster
Caterpillar Gizmo, Divine Hero & Harmonic Petal (c) burntuakrisp
Daylight Shine (c) LadyLunarScorpio
Creative Spirit (c) SpiritDodd
Mariposa (c) Mariposabutterfly
Shining Sequin (c) ColumbiaCutie
Spotlight (c) HYPERDOGHD
Stage: fav.me/d8k3wwg
Little Shop of Horrors (c) Alan Menken & Howard Ashman
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (c) Hasbro & fyre-flye
Bases used:
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