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Published: 2012-04-09 02:25:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2222; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 14
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Description Tali: Brain... Punctured...
Shephard: Visors... Do... Nothing...
Garrus: *Vomit violently*

Cannot remember the conversation that lead to this but me and a certain Norwegian agreed that it must exist since the skype room imagined it after it got brought up. Well it definitely exists now.

You're welcome internet!

Thanks to the following reference

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Edit: Also thanks to for assisting me in further traumatizing the internet with the following [link]
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Comments: 32

BloodBandit [2013-04-01 21:01:39 +0000 UTC]

Excellent. He's so graceful and eloquent, I want one.

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FSEffect In reply to BloodBandit [2013-04-01 21:19:36 +0000 UTC]

Visit [link] for the "OHDEARGODMYEYES" edition if you haven't already

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BloodBandit In reply to FSEffect [2013-04-01 22:20:07 +0000 UTC]

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL ;A;. Now I really want one.

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FSEffect In reply to BloodBandit [2013-04-01 23:04:50 +0000 UTC]

You're weird wanting a Brute as a maid (mind some of the people think it be sexy too so... XD)

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BloodBandit In reply to FSEffect [2013-04-01 23:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Then I'll be weird x3. But they just look so dainty and graceful as maids!

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FSEffect In reply to BloodBandit [2013-04-01 23:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah dainty 10 foot reaper ogres

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BloodBandit In reply to FSEffect [2013-04-02 01:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Yep : D

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EzkilChill [2012-06-09 09:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Don't let your imagination cloud your judgement!
You'll laugh so damn hard that you can't do anything else thus giving time for the 'brute maid' to approach you
then smash you to bits.
Reapers are reaaaallyy cruel these days.

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FSEffect In reply to EzkilChill [2012-06-10 00:18:10 +0000 UTC]

I think brute maid would catch you off guard purely on the WTF factor

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Kage-no-senso [2012-06-02 16:29:29 +0000 UTC]

damn, I think that's the only way Brutes could get creepier, yet it is also funny. I just heard: *rhino-lion type growl they make when they spawn* multi character: BRUTE MAID!!

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FSEffect In reply to Kage-no-senso [2012-06-02 17:12:43 +0000 UTC]

No I can make it creepier

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thearbiterthel12 [2012-06-02 01:10:28 +0000 UTC]

thats something you dont see everyday

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FSEffect In reply to thearbiterthel12 [2012-06-02 17:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Nor something you want to see everyday

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thearbiterthel12 In reply to FSEffect [2012-06-02 20:06:46 +0000 UTC]

ha

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RabanusVanBirkenheid [2012-06-01 18:42:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, thanks to *StellarStateLogic I get to see this! xD
Keep up the craziness! Haha.

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FSEffect In reply to RabanusVanBirkenheid [2012-06-01 19:23:12 +0000 UTC]

There might be a part 2 to it, though it's low on priority list... and scarring to all involved XD

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carlfoxmarten [2012-04-13 18:11:08 +0000 UTC]

"Chest High Wall Inc." Love it! =^.^=

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FSEffect In reply to carlfoxmarten [2012-04-13 20:02:51 +0000 UTC]

That might or might not have been taken from a Yahtzee joke

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Jaibyrd [2012-04-09 19:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Interestingly strange...

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FSEffect In reply to Jaibyrd [2012-04-09 22:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Strangely interesting

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SmarmyCorsair [2012-04-09 05:04:51 +0000 UTC]

And I shall name him, Tipsy.

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FSEffect In reply to SmarmyCorsair [2012-04-09 14:05:01 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm just picturing Reaper teletubbies XD

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SmarmyCorsair In reply to FSEffect [2012-04-09 18:24:11 +0000 UTC]

Custard is the key to defeating the Reapers...?

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FSEffect In reply to SmarmyCorsair [2012-04-09 21:11:53 +0000 UTC]

Makes more sense then the ending

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SmarmyCorsair In reply to FSEffect [2012-04-09 22:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Definitely more closure that way.

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Cardboredbox [2012-04-09 04:13:10 +0000 UTC]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FSEffect In reply to Cardboredbox [2012-04-09 14:09:14 +0000 UTC]

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finex666 [2012-04-09 03:27:11 +0000 UTC]

that is creepy

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FSEffect In reply to finex666 [2012-04-09 13:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Now imagine the Nyorn in the Brute's roary voice

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finex666 In reply to FSEffect [2012-04-09 18:14:15 +0000 UTC]

that is even more creepy

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FSEffect In reply to finex666 [2012-04-09 19:33:22 +0000 UTC]

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finex666 In reply to FSEffect [2012-04-09 20:01:01 +0000 UTC]

^_

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