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1.) What gender are you?

I'm a guy.

2.) What is your age?

13.

3.) Do you want a hug?

Ah… as much fun as that sounds, I think I'll stay here in my personal space. Also, I'd appreciate it if you stay out of it.

4.) Do you have any bad habits?

Er, I tend to stutter and use things like 'uh' a lot. I have some pretty screwy speech patterns, ya know? So that's one thing. I grind my teeth a lot because I'm terrible under pressure. I can't even solve a simple equation when the whole class is staring at me.

5.) What's your favorite food?

I like simple noodles. I have to make my own food because I'm always moving back and forth between my parent's house so half the time they forget I'm there. So I just eat that because it's what I eat the most.

6.) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

I like dulce de leche ice cream.

7.) Are you a virgin?

What kind of screwy question is this? I'm going into eighth grade, so unless society has totally gone down the drain, I thought you could deduce that yourself, but, yeah. Duh.

8.) Have you killed anyone?

Nope. So, do you assume everyone you interview could be a serial killer, or…?
9.) Do you hate anyone?

Yeah, tons of people. Well, I don't hate them. But I definitely don't like them. I argue with Betty a lot but I guess it's just cause I'm always hanging around so I get on her nerves or something.

10.) Do you have any secrets?

I don't know, I've had my share through the years but I don't particularly have any right now.

11.) What's your favorite season?

Summer! *frolicks through fields of flowers in a sundress while blowing bubbles*
I didn't do that. e-e Why are you being so stubborn?
.....
because I am...? OUO

I hate you. .__.
Oh, look, I finally found someone I hate.

12.) Who's your best friend(s)?

Lucy-
Lucy: Awww, so I'm you're best frienddd, Lou-lou? C: ( *whisper* and your only one? You're such a forever alone)

H-how did you even… nevermind. I wasn't done, ya know, Lucy. I'm also friends with Betty… sort of. And Mackenzie and Xia are my friends to.
Lucy: So… you're only friends are girls? How suspicious…hmm…

No, Kyle's my friend too. I just don't know him that well.
Lucy: What ever you sayyy, Lou-Lou D

…God, that sounds like a girl's name. Stop it.
Lucy: Lou-lou, Lou-lou. Lou-lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou.
Louis. Lou-IS. Lue-iss. Not Lou lou.
Lucy: Well you only hang with girls so you might as well be one. Lou-Lou, the boy who only hangs with girls. You know, people might start thinkin' you're gay or something.
Would you get out of here!

Lucy: Oh fine. You're such a bore, Lou-Lou.

13.) What are your hobbies?

I'm into computers. I fix them and stuff like that. Also, I like watching action movies and stuff.

14.) What's your favorite drink?

I like mango smoothies. I guess I like smoothies in general.

15.) When's your birthday?

October 10th.

16.) What age did you die?
I'll live a thousand years. I mean, I feel like that's already passed over the course of this interview…

17.) Are you nice or mean?

Meh. Guess I'm nice. My friends think I'm such a push-over, and they're…pretty much right.

18.) Are you social or shy?

Shy. I don't really like talking to people and stuff, ya know? But I'm not depressed or anything, I'm boring but not really gloomy, at least most of the time. I'm just kinda…weird.

19.) What do you think of your parents?

Oh, I could rant about this for hours. They're divorced so I don't know, it's just kind of turbulent right now and it's honestly just aggravating for me and it certainly isn't making me like either of them more.

20.) What's your weakness?

I hate being stared at or getting too much attention. I like being low-key. I guess you could say I have that fear of staring, optala-something? It's a big problem in school and stuff. And because Lucy's almost the polar opposite of me, she loves being loud and obnoxious and getting attention because she has this weird craving to be noticed because she used to be bullied. It's not really something we talk about too much.
Another weakness is I can't stand certain kinds of people, and when I'm mad, I'm really mad. Like, smoke-out-my-ears mad. Especially when people are being ignorant. I'm so sick of the way people act sometimes.

21.) How long can you stay underwater?

I don't know, I don't really time myself.

22.) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Er, I hide- I mean, I hang out at Lucy's most of the day. As long as possible.

23.) Do you love someone?

W-what? No. No, what makes you think that? No. Psh.

24.) When was the last time you wet yourself?

Are you always this rude? I guess when I was a kid at some point.

25.) What's your favorite band?
I like techno-like bands and stuff.

26.) Ever worn a dress?
Nope.

27.) Willingly?

Nope.

28.) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

Hanging out with my friends. I don't have much else to do.

29.) At night?

Video games sometimes, sleep. Most people sleep at night, ya know.

30.) Ever kissed anyone?

N-no.

31.) ...of the same gender?
Whoa there. No.

32.) It's clear that you're gay.
GOD. You're saying that too now? Why do you people think this?
Lucy: *dies laughing*
>.> would you shut up already?

33.) What's your favorite thing to touch?

I guess I like nice, plush carpet.

34.) Anyone loves you?

My family, my friends...and…no one else.

35.) What's your favorite color?

I like Red and Blue.

36.) When was the last time you cried?
I'm a man. I don't cry.
Okay, well, probably sometime when I was a kid.

37.) Do you have a pet?

Nope. Don't have time.

38.) What did you name your pet?

Don't have one.

39.) Are you crazy?

Ahm, not really. In a word? I'm pretty dull. At least that's the impression I give people. :/

40.) What are you?
A human male. Dur.

41.) What's at the end of your story?

I don't know.

42.) What's your nickname?

Louis. That's just my name and it's what I go by-
Lucy: And he goes by Lou-Lou. That's his 'soul-name'. Or his 'Spirit name'.
Soul name? What the hell? According to what? I go by Louis. Ignore hippie-girl over there.

Lucy: According to your horoscope. The hippie-girl gods told me they wanted you to be called Lou-Lou.
Whatever you say, Lucy.

43.) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?

I'm pretty happy as a person and in normal situations, but when it gets down to my family life and stuff I'm not really a ray of sunshine.

44.) If you were a superhero, you'd be....?

Iron man maybe?

45.) Favorite movie?

I like a lot of movies…I can't really decide :U

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1.) What gender are you?

I'm a guy.

2.) What is your age?

13.

3.) Do you want a hug?

Ah… as much fun as that sounds, I think I'll stay here in my personal space. Also, I'd appreciate it if you stay out of it.

4.) Do you have any bad habits?

Er, I tend to stutter and use things like 'uh' a lot. I have some pretty screwy speech patterns, ya know? So that's one thing. I grind my teeth a lot because I'm terrible under pressure. I can't even solve a simple equation when the whole class is staring at me.

5.) What's your favorite food?

I like simple noodles. I have to make my own food because I'm always moving back and forth between my parent's house so half the time they forget I'm there. So I just eat that because it's what I eat the most.

6.) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

I like dulce de leche ice cream.

7.) Are you a virgin?

What kind of screwy question is this? I'm going into eighth grade, so unless society has totally gone down the drain, I thought you could deduce that yourself, but, yeah. Duh.

8.) Have you killed anyone?

Nope. So, do you assume everyone you interview could be a serial killer, or…?
9.) Do you hate anyone?

Yeah, tons of people. Well, I don't hate them. But I definitely don't like them. I argue with Betty a lot but I guess it's just cause I'm always hanging around so I get on her nerves or something.

10.) Do you have any secrets?

I don't know, I've had my share through the years but I don't particularly have any right now.

11.) What's your favorite season?

Summer! *frolicks through fields of flowers in a sundress while blowing bubbles*
I didn't do that. e-e Why are you being so stubborn?
.....
because I am...? OUO

I hate you. .__.
Oh, look, I finally found someone I hate.

12.) Who's your best friend(s)?

Lucy-
Lucy: Awww, so I'm you're best frienddd, Lou-lou? C: ( *whisper* and your only one? You're such a forever alone)

H-how did you even… nevermind. I wasn't done, ya know, Lucy. I'm also friends with Betty… sort of. And Mackenzie and Xia are my friends to.
Lucy: So… you're only friends are girls? How suspicious…hmm…

No, Kyle's my friend too. I just don't know him that well.
Lucy: What ever you sayyy, Lou-Lou D

…God, that sounds like a girl's name. Stop it.
Lucy: Lou-lou, Lou-lou. Lou-lou. Skip, skip, skip to my lou.
Louis. Lou-IS. Lue-iss. Not Lou lou.
Lucy: Well you only hang with girls so you might as well be one. Lou-Lou, the boy who only hangs with girls. You know, people might start thinkin' you're gay or something.
Would you get out of here!

Lucy: Oh fine. You're such a bore, Lou-Lou.

13.) What are your hobbies?

I'm into computers. I fix them and stuff like that. Also, I like watching action movies and stuff.

14.) What's your favorite drink?

I like mango smoothies. I guess I like smoothies in general.

15.) When's your birthday?

October 10th.

16.) What age did you die?
I'll live a thousand years. I mean, I feel like that's already passed over the course of this interview…

17.) Are you nice or mean?

Meh. Guess I'm nice. My friends think I'm such a push-over, and they're…pretty much right.

18.) Are you social or shy?

Shy. I don't really like talking to people and stuff, ya know? But I'm not depressed or anything, I'm boring but not really gloomy, at least most of the time. I'm just kinda…weird.

19.) What do you think of your parents?

Oh, I could rant about this for hours. They're divorced so I don't know, it's just kind of turbulent right now and it's honestly just aggravating for me and it certainly isn't making me like either of them more.

20.) What's your weakness?

I hate being stared at or getting too much attention. I like being low-key. I guess you could say I have that fear of staring, optala-something? It's a big problem in school and stuff. And because Lucy's almost the polar opposite of me, she loves being loud and obnoxious and getting attention because she has this weird craving to be noticed because she used to be bullied. It's not really something we talk about too much.
Another weakness is I can't stand certain kinds of people, and when I'm mad, I'm really mad. Like, smoke-out-my-ears mad. Especially when people are being ignorant. I'm so sick of the way people act sometimes.

21.) How long can you stay underwater?

I don't know, I don't really time myself.

22.) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Er, I hide- I mean, I hang out at Lucy's most of the day. As long as possible.

23.) Do you love someone?

W-what? No. No, what makes you think that? No. Psh.

24.) When was the last time you wet yourself?

Are you always this rude? I guess when I was a kid at some point.

25.) What's your favorite band?
I like techno-like bands and stuff.

26.) Ever worn a dress?
Nope.

27.) Willingly?

Nope.

28.) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

Hanging out with my friends. I don't have much else to do.

29.) At night?

Video games sometimes, sleep. Most people sleep at night, ya know.

30.) Ever kissed anyone?

N-no.

31.) ...of the same gender?
Whoa there. No.

32.) It's clear that you're gay.
GOD. You're saying that too now? Why do you people think this?
Lucy: *dies laughing*
>.> would you shut up already?

33.) What's your favorite thing to touch?

I guess I like nice, plush carpet.

34.) Anyone loves you?

My family, my friends...and…no one else.

35.) What's your favorite color?

I like Red and Blue.

36.) When was the last time you cried?
I'm a man. I don't cry.
Okay, well, probably sometime when I was a kid.

37.) Do you have a pet?

Nope. Don't have time.

38.) What did you name your pet?

Don't have one.

39.) Are you crazy?

Ahm, not really. In a word? I'm pretty dull. At least that's the impression I give people. :/

40.) What are you?
A human male. Dur.

41.) What's at the end of your story?

I don't know.

42.) What's your nickname?

Louis. That's just my name and it's what I go by-
Lucy: And he goes by Lou-Lou. That's his 'soul-name'. Or his 'Spirit name'.
Soul name? What the hell? According to what? I go by Louis. Ignore hippie-girl over there.

Lucy: According to your horoscope. The hippie-girl gods told me they wanted you to be called Lou-Lou.
Whatever you say, Lucy.

43.) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?

I'm pretty happy as a person and in normal situations, but when it gets down to my family life and stuff I'm not really a ray of sunshine.

44.) If you were a superhero, you'd be....?

Iron man maybe?

45.) Favorite movie?

I like a lot of movies…I can't really decide :U