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Funkydalek — Sniper
Published: 2012-12-26 17:00:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 496; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 3
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Just a quicky - had fun in front of 'Home Alone' a while ago and finished it off today'it's like Christmas mornin' - Sniper
'except it's Boxing day' - me
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These are true and undisputed truths about the sniper:
The difference between a sniper and an assassin is that assassins have no morale courage… and they are imaginary… assassins don’t exist.
A sniper has two parts: the body and the jar which is considered harmless… by idiots.
The diet of a sniper on the field consists of coffee and the tears of angels… which taste like chicken.
The sniper is an Australian, which means he has a second brain in his donger.
The sense of smell of a sniper is so acute he can smell a single drop of fish in an entire swimming pool filled with human blood.
The sniper has a roaming territory of 1.5 kilometers… in a straight line… 50mm wide.
The sniper does not mate for life, he mates for death, which is why he’s considered the best lover in the world, which makes no sense... unless you’ve been f*cked by a sniper.
Only one sniper in history has farted, that is how the universe began.
To a sniper an ordinary pistol looks like a really small sniper rifle… I mean really small… like a penis-joke small, seriously.
Like anyone else, the sniper can also sing, but only 19-2000.
The nation of France was named after a sniper, that sniper was named Kevin… don’t ask.
No sniper was ever killed, instead it only seems that way to us because, at that moment, the sniper kills every last one of us.
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