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lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-09 13:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Tim: that punk won't leave my son alone! 
Lolz: maybe it's karma?
tim: please it was over between us years ago. Plus she couldn't have kids even if she wanted to
lolz: o_o ... Wow... okay, I meant karma for all the years you stalked your wife before you started dating...
Tim: oh. 
Awkward silence
Tim: would you mind not telling anyone...
lolz: trust me, Tim, the only one who will ever hear about this is my therapist.

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-11 09:03:14 +0000 UTC]

leela: heard about what?
tim and lolz: (turns) 
tim: mmm...than.....that she has a lot of nightmares!
leela: really?! 
tim: yeah, but she goes to the therapist
leela: oh! good :33 
tim: yeah, by the way coelho that punk is still harassing yasha! 
leela: (walks to yasha) oh baby, are you okay?
yasha: yes mama, i'm okay, he's not bad, he's just......passionate 
tim: he wants to get in your pants son!
leela: tim!
tim: it's the true coelho , and even if he doesn't want that, yasha is not gay! but that aliastar bastard is persistent! you know what! i'm going to call tom, ty, sheldon, allbert and andy!   

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-11 12:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Lolz: I think you need to take a step back
tim: why should I? That kid is harassing my son!
Lolz: bitch, please. The kid is flirting with him. If he was harassing your son, he'd be doing what you used to do to Leela.
Yasha: dad, what is she talking about?
Tim: NOTHING!
Lolz: your dad was the do and drop king back in the day, and your mom was sexually harassed almost everyday
Tim: I think you should stop talking

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-14 07:25:23 +0000 UTC]

lolz: they are going to know now or lat....
leela: lolz please, it's not necessary, that is past time
tim: yes! (whispers) so would you please don't tell that to my childs!
lolz: (sees leela and yasha) fine, fine just because you prepare a great meat stew
stanley: (arrives) what's wrong, mama, papa?
anna: we heard screams!
franco: father screams in specific
sasha: it was that punk stalker again for sure! (walks to yasha) are you okay little brother?
yasha: yes, sister i'm okay
lolz: yes he is not that bad as your fath....
tim: TO YOUR BEDROOMS MY CHILDS! IT'S TOO LATE!
everyone: but papa... 
tim: tomorrow I'm going to made meat stew! 
stanley: yes papa stew! 
yasha and sasha: Vkusno!
anna: yes! papa is the best! 
franco: can't wait for that meal!
lolz: (sees tim) so........ can I eat with you tomorrow?
tim: do that again and you aren't going to eat my stew again in your life!
lolz: deal!!......so can I?....
leela: of course!  

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-14 17:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Lolz: YYYAAAYYY!! Should I bring anything?
Leela: you don't have to.
Lolz: you sure? I have a good recipe for mud pie cookies!

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-16 23:38:03 +0000 UTC]

tim: mmhhgg.....I don't know the kids don't eat so much sugar 
leela: oh, c'mon dear, there are just cookies!
tim: (sees her) ......okay, who can resist that beautiful face...
leela: (hugs him) 
tim and leela:   ..................
lolz: mmmm guys...
tim and leela:    
lolz: ugggghh.....o-okay see you tomorrow
tim and leela: 
lolz:  ........................................shit...................  (stops and sees the children) don't come to your parents room! (runs to outside)   
yasha: uh? 
stanley: (understands) OKAY MY LITTLE BROTHERS IT'S SLEEP TIME! (thank goddess that their room is soundproof) 
(all understands less yasha and anna) 

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-17 00:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Lolz: ( helps Stanley herd the others to their rooms) so, you guys like cookies? 
Kids:   cookies!!! 

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-21 08:36:37 +0000 UTC]

stanley: but papa just let us eat two cookies at day 
anna: yeah, eat too much sugar at day it's bad! 
franco: I eat three 
sasha: (laughs) you're such a rebel brother!
yasha: that's not good brother!
franco: and keep the chocolates than that aliastar guy gives you it's good (smirks)
yasha: IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO KEEP THEM! BUT I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THEM EITHER!
stanley: okay okay little brothers! to your rooms! we will talk about this with papa and mama tomorrow!
franco: good night
sasha: night
yasha: good night sasha, good night franco, good night annie and good night stanley!  
annie: (hugs yasha) GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!
stanley: (sees lolz) miss i think it's time that you get back to your house, or would you like to stay the night in the guest room?

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-21 13:26:07 +0000 UTC]

Lolz: nah, I'll head home, I have cookies to make and puppies to care for...
Anna: YOU HAVE PUPPIES?!?? 
Lolz: Yeah, two.
anna: can you bring them with you? Plllleeeeaaasssee?!??
lolz: that's fine with me, but you should ask your parents first.

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-21 23:30:59 +0000 UTC]

anna: but mama loves puppies! we already have the ones of aki number one! 
lolz: really? 
stanley: yeah, Dad doesn't had the heart to give them away, because my mom and sisters loves them very much, but she is still right anna you have to ask mama and papa if she can brings them here
anna: (a little sad) ohhh....okay brother.....
stanley: (hugs her so tight that loads her from the floor) go to sleep dear, the human body have to rest at least eight hours
anna: you're right brother.......(sees lolz) good night miss!
stanley: (accompanies lolz to the door) you know my dad told me about his old days, and about how he "charm" my mother, and how he get in fights with everyone, but he doesn't want that my little siblings know about this, because....he doesn't think is necessary, and my mother thinks the same, actually i'm really proud of him for changed so much and for being able to see the great family he haves

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-21 23:52:43 +0000 UTC]

Lolz: I understand, I won't talk about it anymore, but considering what happened with how he acted with your brother, you can understand why I'd say something.
stanley: the irony would be too much.
lolz: indeed, but I'll keep my smart ass comments to myself from now on, I'll see you all later. ( leaves) 

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funnypopgirl In reply to lolzwaitwhat [2015-02-24 07:07:34 +0000 UTC]

stanley: (looks at her walks)......and he told me about you too sam.....(gives her a warm smile)......thank you.....
aliastar: (sees stan) pzzzz! big bro! can you give yasha this? (gives him a draw of himself with a rose on his mouth in underwear and a box of chocolates)
stanley:...............you're cool but if you don't go now I'll have to hit you...
aliastar: woooo woo! I'm going I'm going! wow! as father as son.....(he goes)
stanley: (rolls his eyes and smile as he closes the door behind him)   

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lolzwaitwhat In reply to funnypopgirl [2015-02-24 12:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Aliastar: ( looks down at his gifts) was the chocolate too much.
lolz: the pic of you in your underwear a too much, not the candy.
aliastar: ( squints at the gifts) ... You sure it's not the candy? 
Lolz: ( face palms) yeah. I'm sure.
aliastar: huh...
lolz: ( murmurs) This kids gonna give Tim a hernia. 

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