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Published: 2011-07-28 02:26:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 3482; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 30
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In the late 1960s there was a terrible shortage of dancers in Los Angeles. Michele, daughter of a nomadic desert fry-cook, wandered westward to fulfill her dream of snorting coke and flailing around in a sleazy nightclub. Someone had to do SOMETHING, or dance would forever die. It may as well have been Michele.This young woman is the custodian of the legendary gold boots, which transform her to the mystical gold-elemental. An acrobatic fighter, she also can scatter gold dust on her opponents with her random autistic dance moves. This golden shower debuff will encrust the target gradually petrifying them.
She has what pro gamers call the AAA playstyle; an odd balance of alacrity, attrition, and alcoholism.
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Comments: 16
Critter: "By tomorrow I'll be on the FBI Most Wanted list."
Me: Oh yeah, that list they save for serial killers, international drug lords, child pornographers, terrorist leaders... and that one pretentious draft-dodging jackass.
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Honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!
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I was tempted to think that Buzz would be a worthy fighter, but really he's not. Sure he can bend time and space, and pistol whip people when they're not looking; but when you're in a three-on-one battle against Critter and lose, well, your fighting credibility goes out the window. So Michelle was the right choice; it'd be like fighting a drunken master.
The guy who played the nightclub owner ... ? He was married to Judy Garland when this film was made. Later he divorced her and took up with a gay lover.
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The best part was the infamous blatant editing mistake. Seriously...did they just think something like this?
"Ok everyone! This is the last scene we need to shoot and we have just enough film left in the budget to shoot it! Action!"
"Wait, he's not in the shot!"
"..."
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"Here's a puzzler, which of these two is WORSE at their art form?"
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Ah, just saw that the other day. Her pose here looks a lot better than some of the dance moves she practiced in the film. Like standing in place and then pretending to fall down.
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Honey! Way to play the harmonica with your ass! 
Brilliant representation.
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"I SHOVED HIS HEAD IN THE DEEP-FRYER!"
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Michele: *voice cracking* I'm here to be a dancer!
Crow: I'm gonna go into voice work too!
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I love the very first riff in the film
all of the girls are dancing
Mike
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