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Published: 2011-09-15 07:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 2088; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 20
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Description High priest Xeno is the obligatory evil conspiratorial advisor that all benevolent kings are provided when they ascend a throne.

Though he has the posture and accoutrements of a magician, no one has ever actually witnessed him spell-casting, will-working, sooth-saying, or even hedge-trimming. Xeno is a truly wise priest-king, using his position and authority to do as little as possible.

It is this very immobility that is the source of Xeno's power. He simply doesn't -need- to attack an opponent. The priest-kings of Gor are adept at mind manipulation and pain through intimidation. Simple eye contact with him is enough to cause hallucinations, internal bleeding and in rare cases, fatal psoriasis.

The only way to battle Xeno is to keep your back to him at all times and never look directly at him. As many fallen heroes have found, it is really tough to hit a guy when you are facing the other way.
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ImdaBatman [2017-02-07 15:43:44 +0000 UTC]

xeno: "because you are behaving like a bitch in heat, and not like a queen"Β servo: "jack you are WAY off script"

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lazymansload [2013-12-25 21:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Does he crap bigger than me?

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Scream-mas [2011-12-09 16:27:55 +0000 UTC]

DAY...NIIIIIIIIIIINE... LITTLE ITALIAN CHILDREN ARE SCARED OF MY VOICE.

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surfingthechaos [2011-11-29 03:33:44 +0000 UTC]

sorry didn't mean to say that twice

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surfingthechaos [2011-11-29 03:33:02 +0000 UTC]

you should do rocky jones

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surfingthechaos [2011-11-29 03:32:40 +0000 UTC]

you should do Rocky Jones

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maxvision92 [2011-10-21 13:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Jack's not getting paid enough to move.

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Torgosaves1983 [2011-09-25 10:07:50 +0000 UTC]

It's my split-top butter-top hat.

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kuronekkoCreatures [2011-09-24 15:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Day 7...misssed callll....

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halnarthax87 [2011-09-17 12:16:21 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, what do you know? He crapped bigger than me...

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RCBrock [2011-09-17 04:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey an entire chapter about Tango and Cash!
Sixth day, missed call.

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ArchiCrash [2011-09-16 00:50:03 +0000 UTC]

His hat immediately brought to mind the inverted christmas-tree stands that the ministry people wore in the Harry Potter movies...

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Snipetracker [2011-09-15 23:22:54 +0000 UTC]

"Get out of here, you disgusting wooooorm!"
Very well done, as usual.

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GilmourApatosaur [2011-09-15 18:57:40 +0000 UTC]

Why did I come as a Cardinal?...

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