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Akay4 [2012-01-31 00:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Pokemon only ko other pokemon.
Machoke kills them.

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Akay4 [2012-01-13 23:53:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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RagingModernGhost [2011-10-24 00:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Come on. Chuck Norris can beat Pokemon without any Pokemon. lol

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Darkm00nShine [2011-10-22 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Totally WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GigglyMartianZimbu [2011-10-14 22:16:37 +0000 UTC]

It's too bad he lost that gym battle to Hitmonlee.
Yeah, I just went there.

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Moonlight2095 [2011-10-13 00:24:38 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD Oh my, srsly? Machoke Norris? That's sooo unoriginal. *gets brickd* I-I mean, that's totally original. <'D Ow, my head. |'D

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Pug-In-The-Mug [2011-10-12 23:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Uh,he's hot! lol

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McMicah [2011-10-12 22:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Machoke Norris will never evolve.

If he were to evolve, he would have to be traded, and to be traded he must be caught. For that to happen, something must be able to hurt him, which will never happen.

A master ball? Really, does anyone have the guts to ACTUALLY THROW SOMETHING AT HIM??? That's just asking for a Roundhouse Mega Kick to the Face.

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Bread-Crumbz [2011-10-12 15:40:57 +0000 UTC]

They saw Machoke Norris is so badass, he did marine corp boot camp five times..just for the hell of it.

Machoke Norris isn't lactose in tollerant, Dairy products are Machoketose intolerant.

Machoke Norris is so cool, that he can make a man die and a woman orgasm by pointing his finger and saying "bang"

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TwinZip [2011-10-12 14:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris turned pokemon, with the most overpowered attack in the world. XD

Fun fact- Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris easily, so why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? o-o

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AmericanRaptor [2011-10-12 12:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Machoke Norris was the fist one to tame a Fossil Pokemon, with his MIND!

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Hukyo [2011-10-12 12:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Omg xD very good idea

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GrazArts [2011-10-12 07:38:27 +0000 UTC]

...that's just... awesome and well-found

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Obnoxious-Canary [2011-10-12 05:09:45 +0000 UTC]

It is rumored that he'll only only 2 fists and arms when he evolves into Machamp. Because that is all he'll ever need.

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Schonburger [2011-10-12 04:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Machoke Norris: He beat the Elite 4 in 3 moves.

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SnowKuki [2011-10-12 03:45:34 +0000 UTC]

So much awesome.

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Animefan-279 [2011-10-12 02:36:11 +0000 UTC]

I split the Union with a roundhouse kick.

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SilverDragonBlood [2011-10-12 01:40:21 +0000 UTC]

So.
Much.
Win.

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Dice-N-Slice [2011-10-12 01:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Total epicness.

Machoke Norris Fact:
If Machoke Norris ever evolved, the universe would split in two from the sheer awesomeness.

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Fastorama [2011-10-12 01:27:17 +0000 UTC]

This is plain win.

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TheRedAndTealEspeon [2011-10-12 01:25:31 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome ! XD

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TheLovelyVocal [2011-10-12 00:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Machoke Norris, so awesome he doesn't need to be a Machamp.

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Catboy66 [2011-10-12 00:49:03 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS WIN!!! YOU GET OVER 9000 COOKIES AND INTERNETS.

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Holographic-Neku [2011-10-12 00:35:35 +0000 UTC]

this is win.
so.
much
win.

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WaffleBerry [2011-10-12 00:07:19 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups... he pushes the earth down

With machoke this makes sense with seismic toss


HOUSE..... ROADHOUSE!!!!

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Mucrush [2011-10-12 00:02:28 +0000 UTC]

This is briliant... go tell someone to create an NPC character like that in the group! IT WOULD BE AWESOOOOME!

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KaoticGamer72 [2011-10-12 00:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Machoke Norris, The Only Compettion To Chuck Norris Himself

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Bluu02 [2011-10-11 23:58:00 +0000 UTC]

woaaaahhhh~

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Lawlsomedude [2011-10-11 23:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Sadly.......that makes sense.

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TheArgoNinja [2011-10-11 23:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Pun~

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