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Published: 2012-05-25 06:21:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 14909; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 8
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my ol' buddy pal requested an Art trade of us being Ninjas....F-ck Ninjas, Pirates forever
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*ninja pirate* Shivermetimbers-no jutsu
>8I
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but..but... i wanted to be a pirate ninja zombie vampire from outer space that doesn't sparkle =w=
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Sorry, but when you throw me Homesuck you make Ninjas appear more flavorless
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regardless of the hilarious pun, you have to admit, the music is awesome.
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uhhm i unfortunately disagree <8I
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wat? ninjas + metal = awesome.
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pirates are drunk 24/7, ninjas are totally better.
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Here's a little something I learned; Pirates actually had experience in the Navy, meaning they know how to get an advantage in their fight. Ninjas were basically farmers that rebelled their shogun's rule. As for weapons, Pirates had swords, guns, and GRENADES. Ninjas had shurikens (Which were NOT for throwing), Powdered eggs to run away, and katanas.
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ninjas were farmers when ninjaness first started. as ninjas were around more, they got more experienced. and by the way, ninjas did NOT have katanas. they had ninjatos, which are like katanas, only shorter straighter, and sturdier. they could use the powdered eggs to kill while the enemy was blinded, and they had sais, which could snap a sword in half. a pirate wouldn't know where to shoot because of the constant drunkness.
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There's no need to flame something just from opinion. Pirates weren't about drinking and finding treasure. They were Navy officers at one point, soldiers, men of war. After they were no longer needed, these men had to find a new job. Unfortunately, the only way to get money at the time was piracy. Also, unlike ninjas, pirates are still around, but instead of money, they're looting drugs, and instead of the Caribbean, they're off the Coast of Somlia, East Africa, and they have DEADLIER weapons than ninjas.
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also, I just learned that when the chinese introduced explosives to Japan, ninjas used explosives too. Also, we aren't talking about somali pirates because they're boring. I never knew pirates weren't about drinking and treasure!
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Either way, they're still Pirates.
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yes, but they're BORING PIRATES.
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To each their own.
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the only reason he doesn't drink 24/7 is the fact that he's enough of a goody two-shoes to obey the fact that he's underage.
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I always thought it was because he was too much of a derp to drink. o3o
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drunk 24/7? where is the recruitment ship?
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meh, too far away, i'll stay home drinkinΒ΄then <---drunk gal too lazy to be a real pirate
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you can MAKE a pirate recruitment ship in america! by being drunk all the time, you just mastered half of how to be a pirate!
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Pirates have ships, illage, find treasure, and guns ...Ninjas squat in trees and meditate all day
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pirates do have illage, ninjas are disease free 
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you saying guns and cutlasses dont need skill, ide rather jump in front of my enemy and fight them upright than hide in the shadows like a sissy man
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guns don't need skill. a ninja's sai can snap a cutlass in half. Ninjas also were good in open combat, and would win easily by taking the pirates by surprise on their drunk days (which is EVERY DAY). Truthfully, ninjas are only better than pirates depending on priorities. pirates are much better at stealing, ninjas are much better at killing.
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I dare you to go up to any marksman and say guns do not need skill. Sais are thin lunging weapons and definately could not snap a cutlass which is a more durable weapon in genera. Ninjas are not meant for fighting up front as they carry very limited and light weaponry and stick to shadows. You have been watching too much Naruto. Excuse the typos , I'm on my phone
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no. naruto SUCKS. it could be that i watch too much TMNT. I never said ninjas were masters at fighting up front, they were just good at it. and just because a weapon is light doesn't mean that it's limited.and aren't marksmen for bows and arrows, not for guns? seriously, all you need to wield a flintlock pistol is knowledge how to reload and 20/20 vision -_-. Sais were also used to block swords. I always thought cutlasses were thin. And also, who said we were talking about historical ninjas and pirates? (I may have been the one who said that, but STILL.) Why not ones in fiction? The reason i go to that subject is because I am a huge fan of mortal kombat, TMNT, ninja gaiden, etc.
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well hell if we're talkin Fiction, then i'll take my immortal, skeleton by night, ghost ships and giant tentacle monsters over some Surfer talking reptiles and a game that needs blood to sell itself
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I am aware that TMNT has slightly incompetent ninjas, but the new mortal kombat game is the best fighting game yet. WAIT... did you just say "my immortal"? You LIKE that crappy fanfiction??
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no..my goodness.. no, i asid, My imoortal,skeleton curse, you silly biscuit, this this conversation is done XD
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Also, ninjas are just farmers. c:
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they WERE. they got more skilled when they practiced more martial arts.
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Yarr! Pirates forever, Matey!
Have ye ever heard of Alestorm? They be quite the band.
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XD i didnt know you felt that way Such cute faces though ha. i lub it 
Ninjas are better β₯
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Want to fight about it >.> XD
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You wouldnt win, with your speed 9u9
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TOOK A DAY FOR YOUR REPLY SOOOOO
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