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Phineas: Is this what self-hatred feels like…?

Platydad!Phin: Ha. Wuss.

LFLS!Phin: Cmooooon~! It’ll have cheese in the crust~…

Phineas:…fine. But I’m driving this time.

Platydad!Phin: I CALL SHOT-!

Phineas, taking the shotgun away: NO. No you are not.

(~)

In which Phineas really is the only sane individual out of himself, Phineas, and Phineas again. Yes, he IS going through an identity crisis. Yes, he IS wondering why interdimensional travel/convergence isn't as fun as he thought it would be. And yes, he is tempted. Very tempted. But the state has laws against that stuff, you see.

On the other hand, who can say no to pizza? Some pizza-hating freak of nature? Phineas ain't no pizza-hating freak. And neither is Phineas, and definitely not Phineas either. They are pizza shaped, after all - would be kinda odd.

What was that? Is it cannibalism for them to eat pizza?

...I mean, probably. Chances are, pizza slices are just different alternate versions of Phineas that come out of a pocket dimension in an oven. At least that's what Phineas says. Why do you think Phineas is going through an identity crisis? On the other hand, it was probably partly due to Phineas' talk about Doritos, samosas, onigiri, pie, spanakopita...yeah...Phineas has a lot of issues now.

(~)

Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh

The Platydad AU belongs to

The "Like Father, Like Son" (LFLS) AU belongs to me

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Phineas: Is this what self-hatred feels like…?

Platydad!Phin: Ha. Wuss.

LFLS!Phin: Cmooooon~! It’ll have cheese in the crust~…

Phineas:…fine. But I’m driving this time.

Platydad!Phin: I CALL SHOT-!

Phineas, taking the shotgun away: NO. No you are not.

(~)

In which Phineas really is the only sane individual out of himself, Phineas, and Phineas again. Yes, he IS going through an identity crisis. Yes, he IS wondering why interdimensional travel/convergence isn't as fun as he thought it would be. And yes, he is tempted. Very tempted. But the state has laws against that stuff, you see.

On the other hand, who can say no to pizza? Some pizza-hating freak of nature? Phineas ain't no pizza-hating freak. And neither is Phineas, and definitely not Phineas either. They are pizza shaped, after all - would be kinda odd.

What was that? Is it cannibalism for them to eat pizza?

...I mean, probably. Chances are, pizza slices are just different alternate versions of Phineas that come out of a pocket dimension in an oven. At least that's what Phineas says. Why do you think Phineas is going through an identity crisis? On the other hand, it was probably partly due to Phineas' talk about Doritos, samosas, onigiri, pie, spanakopita...yeah...Phineas has a lot of issues now.

(~)

Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh

The Platydad AU belongs to

The "Like Father, Like Son" (LFLS) AU belongs to me