Description
"VIVA LE JOHNER!" ~ Johner
Name: Pvt. Johner
Nicknames: Crazy Johner, “that Crazy Solider”, “G.I. Smhoe”
Gender: Male
Died In: August 28th, 1983
Species: Skeletal Soldier Demon
Likes: GUNS, WAR, shooting people, being a mercenary, bloodshed, driving his jungle jeep, bragging, “helping”, being manly
Dislikes: Having his guns taken away, being called out on his bullshit, not getting things his way, feminine things
Headcanon Voice: Keith Ferguson
Personality: Unhinged, crazy, trigger-happy and unpredictable, Pvt. Johner is one of the most mad soldiers to have ever graced Hell’s landscapes. Obsessed with war and having a lust for combat, Pvt. Johner loves to get into fights with “enemy soldiers” and considers himself to be above others due to his supposed military background. He loves being a mercenary also and will willingly take on a job where he gets to blow things up. Despite being an overall strange and demented soldier, he is willing to make friends with anyone (even residents of the Hotel though this hardly ever works out for him). However he has a tendency to go back and forth on this, sometimes being both friends and enemies with the same people. Not helping either is that he has somewhat bigoted views on other Sinners. Why is he like this? Lord knows why...
Occupation: Mercenary
Powers and Weapons: Rolling: Pvt. Johner is capable of rolling at extremely quick pace to run over and ram against his opponents, akin to Sonic’s Spin Dash attack.
Marksmanship: Pvt. Johner is fairly skilled in marksmanship.
MI6: His most commonly used weapon, of which he mainly uses to shoot at his foes.
Grenades: Pvt. Johner is armed with many grenades that he can hurl at his opponents.
Pistols: Pvt. Johner is also armed with pistols for when he is in a close confrontation with an opponents.
Rocket Launcher: Pvt. Johner is also armed with a rocket launcher he can use to blast at his foes with.
Weaknesses: Incompetence, abrasiveness and impulsiveness, poor lack of actual battle planning makes him rely almost solely on brute force, which can only work so far...
Bio: Born in 1949 at Harrisburg, Pennsylvania; John Howard Tanner was someone who always wanted to be a soldier even at an early age. However he was never drafted and he failed to make the requirements to become a true soldier, not helped with his background as being poorly educated and known to be a troublemaker in his neighborhood. Unsatisfied with this (and thinking one could only be a mercenary or a stripper if you couldn’t become a soldier), he decided to join a bunch of amateur mercenaries and went down to Africa at some point in the 70’s, where he saw some disturbing and traumatizing shit that still haunts him to this day. He ultimately liked being a mercenary more and enjoyed being part of a gang of mercs, up until one day in 1983 he was killed during one night mission which ended poorly as he accidentally gave his position away, getting them attacked by the enemy and getting them locked into an ambush. While trying to be stealthy, he grabbed a rock and tried tapping at a boulder to “quietly” send it down to his enemies, only for it actually to have been a landmine and it exploded on him, killing him.
Upon arriving in Hell, Pvt. Johner more or less continues doing what he did back in life and lives out in the streets, continuing to confuse and sometimes frighten other Sinners with his odd army man habits.
Hazbin Hotel (c) Vivziepop
Pvt. Johner belongs to me, of course.