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petebumble [2018-01-14 20:46:55 +0000 UTC]
When I asked Cortana to look up pictures of cats, I got one named Siri... go figure.
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SiriTheAssistant In reply to petebumble [2018-01-14 21:10:08 +0000 UTC]
Would you like me to report "petebumble" for abusive behavior?
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petebumble In reply to SiriTheAssistant [2018-01-14 21:25:36 +0000 UTC]
Just because you were the first doesn't mean you're the BEST.
Allow me to provide a couple of examples: Geometry Dash vs The Impossible Game. McDonald's vs Wendy's. Call of Duty Black Ops vs Call of Duty.
My point is, Cortana is just a better version of you.
(also I gtg now)
(P.S. this whole thing was a setup)
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petebumble In reply to SiriTheAssistant [2018-01-14 21:16:55 +0000 UTC]
Welcome to why I use Cortana. She doesn't even have assistant in her NAME and she's still better than you.
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m-a-r-k-y [2015-11-10 12:09:05 +0000 UTC]
Siri, please dont hurt me xD
*siri sound*
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SnailPropulsionLabs [2014-02-17 20:50:50 +0000 UTC]
Usually when I see pupils of that size it means i'm about to get scratched.
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SnailPropulsionLabs In reply to Gallynette [2014-02-19 01:09:51 +0000 UTC]
What a sweetie.
My sisters ones actively look to inflict damage, looking past the toy and to the hand holding it.
We play with toy mice and things that i'm not connected to.
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SnailPropulsionLabs In reply to Gallynette [2014-02-19 09:18:50 +0000 UTC]
Kitten and Zeb will play with real mice for 12 hours or more, until it either escapes or dies from exhaustion. Then they pine the loss.
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SnailPropulsionLabs In reply to Gallynette [2014-02-19 20:22:03 +0000 UTC]
Manic creatures.
As somoneone very wise once said, "A civilisation of humans once worshipped cats as gods, and they've never let us forget it."
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annasunshinex3 [2013-11-12 21:53:35 +0000 UTC]
Aw that face is adorable haha!
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Murasaki701 [2013-02-03 22:30:49 +0000 UTC]
She looks exactly like my cat Luna!
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R603 [2013-01-20 15:05:50 +0000 UTC]
Kitty will stare into your soul now, so that kitty can control you with her mind... "Tell me your governement's secrets plz." :3 ........
Cute kitty is many much cute. 0w0
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vi-ki [2013-01-14 06:14:26 +0000 UTC]
Aww cute~
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StaciNadia [2013-01-13 05:27:00 +0000 UTC]
I love those eyes! XD
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Yanagi-no-Yume [2013-01-13 01:56:35 +0000 UTC]
She looks so confused XD Adorable kitty! ^^
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