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Me: Nobody cares about my wild ideas on Devs (DeviantArt)
Logic: You haven't found the right audience.Β
Insanity: Post more, someone will see it.
Emotion: MY LIFE IS TRASH!!
Logic: Shut it and do your homework.
Emotion: NOPE.
Insanity: Hey, I have an idea...
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Me: why is most the people in the comments so low on self esteemΒ
Mimd:because they need to culture out there problems somewhere
Body: because they need a hug
Face: because they're not as pretty as me
Me: that's a damn lie
Face:... I know
Brian: I think they all need someone to talk to when theyre ready becasue they best way to make you fell better is to talk to someone you love but that's just my opinionΒ
Me: thats the smartest thing you said all year
Brain: thanks that's the first nice thing you said about me
Body: ya need to cut back on the derito
Me: and lose my gamer feel HELL NO
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Me: Everyone hates me...
Brain: No s***, Sherlock. And do you know why? Because of all the f***ing insanity you have stored up here! I mean, look at all the s*** that I have to deal with up here! You also may be able to have straight A's since 3rd grade, but you're still retarded as f***. Not to mention that you keep saying that you'll kill this b**** or commit suicide but never actually do. I was actually hoping that you would kill yourself though. That would be nice. Oh, yeah, and don't forget the fact that no one would miss you if you did. Also, you ship yourself with people that aren't even real! And when anyone says they like that same character, you get overprotective. When will it occur to you that they don't exist?! And to your crushes that do exist, you always fuss about why they don't like you and then try too much or too little to change that! Of course they don't like you, you f***ing idiot! And about your so called "friends"? Ha, do you really think that they are friends with you because they actually like you? If anything, they just use you so that you can help them with their homework, or they use you to pass the time. They'll always pick someone else over you! They don't actually care about you or your well being! You also gotta stop giving yourself self-pity. It's pathetic! It just shows you how f***ing selfish you are.
Body: You are fat as f***. There's fat in your stomach, which makes you look like your f***ing pregnant, and your thighs are fat as f***. It's revolting! Ugh, and you never actually do anything about it! You do one day, but then you give up after the next day. It's f***ing pathetic! When will you actually try to fix yourself up, you worthless a**hole?! Compared to actual trash, the garbage man might actually mistake you for the trash!
Face: Ugh, I hate being your face. It's just absolutely disgusting. When your face is neutral, you look like a potential serial killer. When you smile, you look absolutely revolting. And when you laugh, your face looks like it's gonna crack! Oh, and don't get me started on how you sound when you do! You have acne all over your face, your lips are cracked and dry, your teeth are crooked, and so is your jawline, and your hair may be long and "pretty", but it stinks like s***. There is literally OIL coming out of your hair! It's disgusting! You wash your hair one day, and then it'll stink again the next day! Ugh. When will you stop fussing about how ugly you are and actually try to fix all of it?!
All: If you want people to care about you, then get a f***ing life and try to change yourself! No one will care whether you're good at video games, whether you're a good artist or not, if you can write great novels, if you've had straight A's since 3rd grade, or if you can dominate others when you play hockey. What they actually care about is what your reputation is and how you look! So actually make a commitment, change yourself, and GET A F***ING LIFE!!!
"Friends" (Outside): No, don't change! You're perfect just the way you are!
"Friends" (Inside): She's so stupid. We don't really care about her. We're just hang out with her so that she can do our homework for us. And all she wants is some emotional support. Ha! All you have to do is tell her what she wants to hear and she'll be fine! lololol
Popular Girls: Wow, she's so ugly. lololol She'll never have a boyfriend.
Popular Guys: Ew. Date that trash? No way!
Crushes: Oh god, why did this idiot have to like me? Why can't she just leave me alone? Ugh...
Fellow Classmates (Before): Aw~ She's so innocent.
Fellow Classmates (After): Oh god, she's terrifying!
Other People: ... Who?
Internet "Friends" (Outside): No, don't change or commit suicide! We care about you! Please don't do any of that!
Internet "Friends" (Inside): lololol We don't actually care. Why would we care about a random stranger we met online? We only do this so that we look like good people and so that we can show how much we can "relate" to them.
Me: ...
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Now, now.
Don't you think it's awfully selfish and rude to just assume what your friends truly think of you on the inside? If you can fall in love and care for people, others can just as well. There's currently about 7577329329549 people in the world, and chances are there will be many who would care for you if given the chance. Even if they live on the other side of the planet and you may never see them for the duration of your life.
Please, just don't take for granted what friendship can do. Bonds are only as strong as their weakest link.
Have a wonderful life, and hope things look up for you.
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You pretty much just decided to prove the fact that I'm rude and selfish, as though expecting that that'll help me. Trust me, I've come to such an assumption a long time ago. π: 0 β©: 1
And, based on what you said, any bonds that I have or include me will be easily broken because I don't have enough faith in the person or other people in the relationship.
Ah, forgive me if I came off as too harsh. That happens quite a bit.Β Β
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It's alright, I suppose. I understood your intentions, anyway.
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Me: Why do they think I'm weird af?
Brain: You're fucking weird, you ship yourself with a person that doesn't even exist, and you make me think disturbing things, WHAT ELSE??!!
Body: DON'T WORRY AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT FAT HEHEHEHE
Face: YEAH YOU"RE NOT UGLY EITHER HEEHHHEHEHEHE
Other kids: Eew she's gay af and hangs out with a gay girl
Those 2 twit girls: ANANANANANA YOU HANG OUT WITH CHARLEY SHE SCRATCHES HER BUTT
My best friend: Calm down, AND STOP TOUCHING ME
My brother: YOU'RE STUPID YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS NAAHHHH
Other adults: Aww I like your eyes and hair they're so pretty!!!!
My parents: OH GOD STOP BEING AN ASS
My Dog: Don't worry I'm here for you
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Why do people hate me?
Brain: keep your sanity and me outta that fucking gutter
Body: ...*Judges*
Face: i can't even look at you
3 Best friends: NO YOU'RE PRETTYYYY
Guys: ugly af
Me: ...*cri*
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Me:I wish i had more friends that cared about me ;-;
Brain:Talk to some other people and don't be stupid
Body:Stupid stupid stupid. -_-
Face:._.
Cats and dogs:As long as you feed us and give us water and pet us we'll be here for you
Me:;w;
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: Your crush hates you and you reject everyone else
Body: You are skinny af
Face: Ugh
Boys: Don't worry, i'm here for you babeΒ
Me: Why don't they leave me aloneΒ Β
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Me: why am i still single?
Brain: every thing you say gives people nightmares or makes them question your sanity.
Body: when people hug you, they think they are hugging a cold bag of pudding.
Face: you look like the crypt keeper, slenderman, and the babadook got into an orgy and this was the end result
My Cat: SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE
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Hey, honey, I'm home! Lets play with Graham, shall we?
*grabs honey jar and graham crackers*
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Me: Why am I such a failure-
Rest of me: We all hate you < <
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Me: Why can't I ask a girl out?
Body: I'm tired.
Face: Can't... stay... awake...
Brain: What were we talking about?
Video Games: pfft, who needs girls when you got us?
Me: ...Welp, this went nowhere fast...
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trust meh we gurls feel the same way
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Me : why is everyone scared of me ?
Body : cause you have scars on your wrists and arms
Face : because you have dark under eyes
Brain /personalities : Cause we've lost our sanity thrice already
Me : true
Jessica : can we murder someone now
Millie : *bounces everywhere*
Luna/me: no murdering
Jessica : fine you imbecile
*argument starts*
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For me it's
Body: You're fat.
Brain: SHUT UP BODY I DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY!
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yolokid120 Β
NOW STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT GETTING A BOYFRIEND. THIS IS MY ANSWER TO THAT. XD
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PFFT. FINE. X'DDDD
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE!!!! XDDDD
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STAHP!!!! XDDDD
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AND STAHP STEALING MY JOKES!!!!!!!! XDDDD
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STAHP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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FINE I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN AND I'LL BLOCK YOU ON SKYPE! >:3
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FINE I'LL TELL BECCA THAT YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER. TUT
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NIEN!!!!! I'LL TELL JEREMY YOU SAID YOU LOVE HIM!!!!
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1. HE'S RARELY ON.
2. HE WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU.
3. I DON'T LOVE HIM.
4. SHUT UP. IM GONNA GO TELL BECCA NOW.
OH Singlerose8 !!!! YOLO'S CHEATING ON YOUUUUU!! AND HE'S THREATENING MEEEE!
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OK BAI! FORGET YOU THEN-
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Wait idk what is happening I'm so confused. XD
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READ THE CONVERSATION
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I DID. I'M SO CONFUSED STILL. XD
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Just don't listen to her. T_T
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Hmmmm IDK... You have been using food a lot... XU
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