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The-Unknown-Return [2017-07-20 12:31:23 +0000 UTC]
GOLDEN JOKE!! Put it on the Golden Throne
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TRUEvector [2017-03-19 06:58:17 +0000 UTC]
Because it's flat-chested whore flavor, Sergeant.
Sounds like an epic punchline.
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EffKay9 [2017-02-26 04:22:07 +0000 UTC]
lol
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jago11 [2016-12-05 17:48:52 +0000 UTC]
This is y xenos can't be trusted
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sidekick101 [2015-10-07 04:24:18 +0000 UTC]
Eldar flavoured meat.
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Oakheart12 [2015-02-04 12:49:32 +0000 UTC]
Love the joke.
This also points out the problems of free falling drop pods. Every time I see a drop pod being used in games/shows/movies and how they slam into the ground like a meteor (such as Halo), I always make a similar comment that the space marines here make. The only ones I don't make that comment are in Starship troopers (who made the concept of drop pods first and had used real science in how they work (basically, they need to slow down in the atmosphere or there would be nothing left of the pod or occupant when they hit the ground)) and Warhammer 40K (because of age and as far as I'm aware (I haven't read the codex) magic is used in the tech (and once that happens, anything is possible)).
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limeheer In reply to Oakheart12 [2017-02-26 08:19:03 +0000 UTC]
magick is not used but rockets and air brakes are used. and only enhanced super soldiers are transported in it in lore.
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dingdoodah [2013-12-11 19:25:56 +0000 UTC]
Glory glory, what a helluva a way to die.
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BloodWolf752 In reply to dingdoodah [2015-05-25 20:13:12 +0000 UTC]
and they 'aint gonna jump no more!
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SrgtDickhead [2013-09-04 23:20:34 +0000 UTC]
...... "WHUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
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Lizren [2013-08-05 23:12:48 +0000 UTC]
The reason why it's only meant for Space Marines... The can survive the G's, am I right?
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battlebrothertherix In reply to Lizren [2013-08-11 12:21:59 +0000 UTC]
Yep. Though in the game Fire Warrior, a single Tau footsoldier gets into one, drops onto a planet, walks away from the impact and proceeds to bring the hurt to most of Chaos.
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battlebrothertherix In reply to The-Harbinger-FA [2015-05-03 11:01:29 +0000 UTC]
In theory, it was. He was normal until he proved his exceptional skills during that conflict.
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cheeselover555 [2013-06-16 14:28:21 +0000 UTC]
Did they die cos of impact or cos the marine minced them?
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Lizren In reply to cheeselover555 [2013-08-05 23:09:53 +0000 UTC]
I think it was the G's... Way to many G's.
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Mastadon-King [2012-05-29 01:51:14 +0000 UTC]
Note to self: the guy says stay out of the drop pod, STAY THE FUCK OUT.
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Dehzinn [2011-03-27 00:08:12 +0000 UTC]
Maybe it was just the painting from the drop pod.
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KlinkHammer [2011-03-13 01:55:22 +0000 UTC]
im rather confused on how this happened doesent the drop pod have shock absorbers?
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Gannadene In reply to KlinkHammer [2011-03-13 07:16:42 +0000 UTC]
I doubt it has air conditioning.
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cheeselover555 In reply to Gannadene [2014-01-09 13:58:21 +0000 UTC]
How does air conditioning have anything to do with Gs?
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ShadowShogun50 In reply to KlinkHammer [2013-02-03 05:18:58 +0000 UTC]
Dropping like a meteor tends to do that to squishy people
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Fox59 [2010-12-02 00:35:34 +0000 UTC]
that makes me laugh every time i read it
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Voracious-Hunger [2010-11-05 16:26:52 +0000 UTC]
DON'T THEY HAVE WARP SPIDERS???
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ToaArcan [2010-10-26 19:11:58 +0000 UTC]
WH40K: Fire Warrior, K'ais survrives a trip in a drop pod.
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Zeredek [2010-10-21 17:40:00 +0000 UTC]
lol'd
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Rook333 [2009-11-25 01:29:43 +0000 UTC]
Weakass elves.
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SkarmoryThePG [2009-09-01 12:56:08 +0000 UTC]
And this still doesn't get nearly as bad as reinforcing under -pheromones-.
Did they ever fix that?
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DaRKkrish In reply to SkarmoryThePG [2009-11-05 07:40:40 +0000 UTC]
What does he mean? And why exactly did the Eldar turn to Jelly?
Was it cause only the Space Marines in their armour could withstand deep striking? The Pods landed ON them? Or that's how the commander opted to load them onto the pods?
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SkarmoryThePG In reply to DaRKkrish [2009-11-10 17:44:32 +0000 UTC]
There is a certain level of acceleration at which the human body will be turned to mush.
There is also a certain level of acceleration at which a space marine, with his armor and augmentation, will be unharmed.
The crash-landing speed of a drop-pod lies between the two.
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DaRKkrish In reply to SkarmoryThePG [2009-11-12 00:17:12 +0000 UTC]
Thx I should have realized that when she said "I don't care who they were made for.."
But also what did you mean by
"And this still doesn't get nearly as bad as reinforcing under -pheromones-.
Did they ever fix that?"
Googled didn't find anything(you'd want to know about), I imagine it was funny though(if that's what it was)
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SkarmoryThePG In reply to DaRKkrish [2009-12-14 14:15:14 +0000 UTC]
The Tyranid Lictor commander has an ability, Pheromone Cloud. He spreads a, well, a cloud of pheromones that attract Tyranids to found prey - in game terms, this lets Tyranid units within the cloud reinforce as if they were next to a base. The silly part is that allied, non-Tyranid units can (could?) also reinforce while in the cloud.
I guess Tyranid pheromones smell -that- delicious or something?
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SkarmoryThePG In reply to Cylexus [2010-03-29 01:46:28 +0000 UTC]
Make sure to tell me if you do ^^
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IWillKillYouAllFools [2009-07-27 08:57:05 +0000 UTC]
Nice to see the those damned space elves get whats coming to them.
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Kaos111 [2009-06-23 14:04:09 +0000 UTC]
"Cuz it's flat-chested-whore flavor, sergeant"
LOL BUUUURN!!! XD
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Barricade [2009-06-04 06:07:02 +0000 UTC]
This makes me laugh my ass off.
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MaKo85 [2009-06-03 19:13:22 +0000 UTC]
XD *loves you for this*
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exile650 [2009-05-31 06:32:39 +0000 UTC]
So true. So very true.
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saintbomber [2009-05-31 04:18:26 +0000 UTC]
Elf-Burger! Kick ass.
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