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Complete List of Dwirne and Theo Characters

At long last, the return of my classic joke/comedy characters with a complete and updated design roster. The first 13 characters are all classic characters brought back and redesigned. The bottom 6 are all brand new characters created this year. (When I’ve used and develop these characters more, personality and names may change later on)

Dwirne: The first of the duo of chore robots is Dwirne, the cook and ‘straight man’ of the team. He is a cook who’s supposed to be a gourmet of fine foods. Although smarter than Theebo, he’s not that bright. However, the times he is smart, he also has a smart aleck ‘tongue’ too. It should be noted that he’s a cook, yet has no visible mouth. Figure that.

Theebo: The second of the duo of chore robots is Theebo, the cleaner and ‘goofy man’ of the team. Naturally he cleans and maintains an establishment or vehicle, although the level of competence is highly questionable. He is unmistakably stupid and rather kooky. Theebo definitely says (and does) stupid things most of the time.
Roff Duck: One of my earliest joke characters with a funny gimmick is Roff Duck. What’s there to be said about him? He’s a Cannibalistic Duck, which has been his angle all these years. Not to make that running gag too stale, his palate also includes humans, too.

Moldy Mint: He shouldn’t need any introduction, but just in case, Moldy Mint is the surly, loud-mouthed, violent gumstick of the roster. As one of my most endearing and funniest joke characters, his specialty includes being stupid, having a powerful libido, often saying stupid/smartass things at the most inopportune time, and being an overall jerk to everyone and everything. As if that’s not bad enough, his breath is killer, quite literally.
Bubba Biggs: Bubba Biggs, is more like an opposite counterpart to his friend, Moldy Mint. He’s rather calm, isn’t actually dumb (may be smart, but you don’t see many opportunities), and soft spoken, with a gruffy voice. He’s a deadpan character, who doesn’t have many chances to be as funny as say, Moldy Mint or Roff Duck.

Baaka Sheep: Baaka the Sheep is a sheep with a Demon’s Tail, hinting at capabilities handling dark magic. Much like Bubba, he isn’t very violent nor ill-tempered. It could be assumed that Baaka has an emo attitude, but not as “vocal” like one. Baaka is rather difficult to make humor with.
Snacker Malacker: Snacker Malacker’s “specialty” (if you can call it that) is being able to eat snack after snack after snack, without ever gaining weight. Naturally, his undying habit is gorging on junk food. How is he funny? Well, aside from being a junk food junkie, he’s also the resident butt monkey (rhyme not intended). Often times, he gets screwed over or mangled, courtesy of the D&T gang. He doesn’t have a very likable personality either, made worse that he favors foods over living individuals.

Kainee Kitty: Kainee Kitty, I suppose, is much like Nermal the Kitten on Garfield; on the annoying side and a bit narcissistic on how cute “she” is. However, she does have a bit of a temper problem and is rather territorial. She’s somewhat antagonistic towards the D&T gang.
Mockingbird: There’s not one Mockingbird, but rather, several thousands of Mockingbirds, all equally insulting (pointing at the ones they mock) and just as prone to dropping like flies. They’ll normally just say their catchphrase “Ha Ha-Ha”, but may also add a bit of dialogue too. Normally, they’d die because of retaliating angry people they’ve insulted or some other cause.

Color Changer: A smiley with a body and a personality, Color Changer is the smiling optimistic whose special ability includes changing colors. Much like the logo, he wishes people a bonne day. His humor angle usually involves a pun revolving colors. Although generally a happy and amicable fellow, he can be provoked into anger and violence too. His trademark attack is the “Color Bolt”. [Side note: He also happens to be my current avatar]

Wolf Whistle: The womanizing wolf, Wolf Whistle, is a lot like Larry Laffer or Johnny Bravo, a true skirt chaser but with virtually no luck. I will mention that his failures generally result in the kind of screwed over humor you can see in a Looney Tunes or Tex Avery cartoon.
Greedy Bird: A combination of Tweety Bird, Scrooge McDuck and quite possibly TC from the Wayans Bros. show. This greedy little pimp has a real eye for money and a true blue pickpocket with annoying mannerisms and talk. Even his lustful quest for fortune tends to lead him to some (slapstick) misfortune.

Professor Grigley: The man responsible for creating some of the beings and creatures you see here (INCLUDING MOLDY MINT), and the one who brought Dwirne and Theebo to Earth. Grigley is a mad scientist, whose creations leads to disastrous or crazy results. He had brought Dwirne and Theebo to Earth to prove that intelligent life exists out in the universe. Well, he got HALF of that right (life).
Roxsam: Perhaps one of my favorite of the new D&T characters created this year, Roxsam is a feminine boulder who is quite clueless and ignorant on how people (women especially) act and socialize. Often times, the humor that follows tends to cause harm, especially if she rolls over them. It should be noted that she also has a brutish behavior.

Franna Styme: Basically like the Frankenstein monster, although the results are even worse off than the Mary Shelley original monster. She is totally brainless with absolutely no social common sense (for example, if someone tells her to “break a leg”, she’ll literally do so). Although clearly stupid and not liked, she is a neither selfish nor malicious character; she tries to fit in with the best of intentions. It would be fair to say that she’s a lot like Derpy Hooves. She clearly doesn’t comprehend that the Frankstein monster isn’t called Frankenstein, despite adopting her similar name “Franna Styme”.
Mopin Lixa: Literally, a painting with legs. The genesis of the character kind of gone with the notion of “Why don’t more people paint the Mona Lisa?”, but taking a step further and making the [similar] painting alive, but with legs. Her intended design and motivations stem from a desire to be admired and praised, much like the original Leonardo Da Vinci painting. Her slogan is something like “A picture is worth a thousand words, so pay me a thousand bucks, pal!”

Olga Lee: She’s a hunchback ogre (or goblin) and assistant to Professor Grigley. Olga Lee (aka UGLY) constantly questions and doubts the Professor’s decisions and orders. Although the Professor is obviously a lousy inventor, she’s equally as incompetent.
Bianca Spray: An exact opposite of Moldy Mint, Bianca Spray is charming, amicable, and often times helpful (mostly as a matchmaker who encourages people to have a fresh breath). She means well and tries to be optimistic, much like Franna and Color Changer. Her intellect and social knowledge is actually good, making her the Professor’s only successful creations thus far. If angered and provoked, her defense mechanism is spraying someone (usually in the eyes) with her spray power, much like a tube of Pepper Spray.

Pete Za Dodo: And finally, the newest addition to the D&T gang is Pete Za Dodo (Pizza Dough Dough). Pete proves that the dodos have not all died out and happens to work at Zhang Duvoir’s (A very common Italian name) Pizzeria, whose specialty is making bread dough (dough made by a dodo). Pete’s passion is obviously to make bread. Pete looks stupid, but it’s debatable if he really is. And no, you cannot ask for the Pizza with dodo meat.

Description

Complete List of Dwirne and Theo Characters

At long last, the return of my classic joke/comedy characters with a complete and updated design roster. The first 13 characters are all classic characters brought back and redesigned. The bottom 6 are all brand new characters created this year. (When I’ve used and develop these characters more, personality and names may change later on)

Dwirne: The first of the duo of chore robots is Dwirne, the cook and ‘straight man’ of the team. He is a cook who’s supposed to be a gourmet of fine foods. Although smarter than Theebo, he’s not that bright. However, the times he is smart, he also has a smart aleck ‘tongue’ too. It should be noted that he’s a cook, yet has no visible mouth. Figure that.

Theebo: The second of the duo of chore robots is Theebo, the cleaner and ‘goofy man’ of the team. Naturally he cleans and maintains an establishment or vehicle, although the level of competence is highly questionable. He is unmistakably stupid and rather kooky. Theebo definitely says (and does) stupid things most of the time.
Roff Duck: One of my earliest joke characters with a funny gimmick is Roff Duck. What’s there to be said about him? He’s a Cannibalistic Duck, which has been his angle all these years. Not to make that running gag too stale, his palate also includes humans, too.

Moldy Mint: He shouldn’t need any introduction, but just in case, Moldy Mint is the surly, loud-mouthed, violent gumstick of the roster. As one of my most endearing and funniest joke characters, his specialty includes being stupid, having a powerful libido, often saying stupid/smartass things at the most inopportune time, and being an overall jerk to everyone and everything. As if that’s not bad enough, his breath is killer, quite literally.
Bubba Biggs: Bubba Biggs, is more like an opposite counterpart to his friend, Moldy Mint. He’s rather calm, isn’t actually dumb (may be smart, but you don’t see many opportunities), and soft spoken, with a gruffy voice. He’s a deadpan character, who doesn’t have many chances to be as funny as say, Moldy Mint or Roff Duck.

Baaka Sheep: Baaka the Sheep is a sheep with a Demon’s Tail, hinting at capabilities handling dark magic. Much like Bubba, he isn’t very violent nor ill-tempered. It could be assumed that Baaka has an emo attitude, but not as “vocal” like one. Baaka is rather difficult to make humor with.
Snacker Malacker: Snacker Malacker’s “specialty” (if you can call it that) is being able to eat snack after snack after snack, without ever gaining weight. Naturally, his undying habit is gorging on junk food. How is he funny? Well, aside from being a junk food junkie, he’s also the resident butt monkey (rhyme not intended). Often times, he gets screwed over or mangled, courtesy of the D&T gang. He doesn’t have a very likable personality either, made worse that he favors foods over living individuals.

Kainee Kitty: Kainee Kitty, I suppose, is much like Nermal the Kitten on Garfield; on the annoying side and a bit narcissistic on how cute “she” is. However, she does have a bit of a temper problem and is rather territorial. She’s somewhat antagonistic towards the D&T gang.
Mockingbird: There’s not one Mockingbird, but rather, several thousands of Mockingbirds, all equally insulting (pointing at the ones they mock) and just as prone to dropping like flies. They’ll normally just say their catchphrase “Ha Ha-Ha”, but may also add a bit of dialogue too. Normally, they’d die because of retaliating angry people they’ve insulted or some other cause.

Color Changer: A smiley with a body and a personality, Color Changer is the smiling optimistic whose special ability includes changing colors. Much like the logo, he wishes people a bonne day. His humor angle usually involves a pun revolving colors. Although generally a happy and amicable fellow, he can be provoked into anger and violence too. His trademark attack is the “Color Bolt”. [Side note: He also happens to be my current avatar]

Wolf Whistle: The womanizing wolf, Wolf Whistle, is a lot like Larry Laffer or Johnny Bravo, a true skirt chaser but with virtually no luck. I will mention that his failures generally result in the kind of screwed over humor you can see in a Looney Tunes or Tex Avery cartoon.
Greedy Bird: A combination of Tweety Bird, Scrooge McDuck and quite possibly TC from the Wayans Bros. show. This greedy little pimp has a real eye for money and a true blue pickpocket with annoying mannerisms and talk. Even his lustful quest for fortune tends to lead him to some (slapstick) misfortune.

Professor Grigley: The man responsible for creating some of the beings and creatures you see here (INCLUDING MOLDY MINT), and the one who brought Dwirne and Theebo to Earth. Grigley is a mad scientist, whose creations leads to disastrous or crazy results. He had brought Dwirne and Theebo to Earth to prove that intelligent life exists out in the universe. Well, he got HALF of that right (life).
Roxsam: Perhaps one of my favorite of the new D&T characters created this year, Roxsam is a feminine boulder who is quite clueless and ignorant on how people (women especially) act and socialize. Often times, the humor that follows tends to cause harm, especially if she rolls over them. It should be noted that she also has a brutish behavior.

Franna Styme: Basically like the Frankenstein monster, although the results are even worse off than the Mary Shelley original monster. She is totally brainless with absolutely no social common sense (for example, if someone tells her to “break a leg”, she’ll literally do so). Although clearly stupid and not liked, she is a neither selfish nor malicious character; she tries to fit in with the best of intentions. It would be fair to say that she’s a lot like Derpy Hooves. She clearly doesn’t comprehend that the Frankstein monster isn’t called Frankenstein, despite adopting her similar name “Franna Styme”.
Mopin Lixa: Literally, a painting with legs. The genesis of the character kind of gone with the notion of “Why don’t more people paint the Mona Lisa?”, but taking a step further and making the [similar] painting alive, but with legs. Her intended design and motivations stem from a desire to be admired and praised, much like the original Leonardo Da Vinci painting. Her slogan is something like “A picture is worth a thousand words, so pay me a thousand bucks, pal!”

Olga Lee: She’s a hunchback ogre (or goblin) and assistant to Professor Grigley. Olga Lee (aka UGLY) constantly questions and doubts the Professor’s decisions and orders. Although the Professor is obviously a lousy inventor, she’s equally as incompetent.
Bianca Spray: An exact opposite of Moldy Mint, Bianca Spray is charming, amicable, and often times helpful (mostly as a matchmaker who encourages people to have a fresh breath). She means well and tries to be optimistic, much like Franna and Color Changer. Her intellect and social knowledge is actually good, making her the Professor’s only successful creations thus far. If angered and provoked, her defense mechanism is spraying someone (usually in the eyes) with her spray power, much like a tube of Pepper Spray.

Pete Za Dodo: And finally, the newest addition to the D&T gang is Pete Za Dodo (Pizza Dough Dough). Pete proves that the dodos have not all died out and happens to work at Zhang Duvoir’s (A very common Italian name) Pizzeria, whose specialty is making bread dough (dough made by a dodo). Pete’s passion is obviously to make bread. Pete looks stupid, but it’s debatable if he really is. And no, you cannot ask for the Pizza with dodo meat.