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BATTLE ROYALE: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

CHAPTER 2

"Oh my god, my heels are dirty as FUCK"
"Tell me about it.. My dress looks like a Yoshia shat on it, my hair hasn't been cleaned for over one hour now, and my weapon fucking SUCKS. Do they really wanna make us believe that they were chosen randomly?"
Regina George and Peach were not happy campers. For one, both of them felt that their inclusion in this game was unjust and TOTALLY unfair. They understood getting rid of the wannabelosers and fuggos by putting them all on an island and pitting them against each other, but what about them? They were successful, beautiful and more importantly, popular. Nobody wants to see a work of art dismantled! they kept repeating themselves.
"Do you think GeJo is gonna let us out of this island if we whore ourselves?" the Queen Bee asked, not really excited by the prospect of getting her hands dirty.
"Like those whores in the room haven't tried that already"
"But, I mean, we've got a lot of practice, you know?"
"Have you seen our competitors? We've got cumsquat Minerva in the room. You have nothing on her" Peach quickly answered, abruptly ending the discussion.
In reality, the princess wasn't really a big fan of her partner. Yeah, she was blonde. Yeah, she probably WAS popular in her world, but gawd she was fucking dumb. Peach had seen the Mean Girls movie hundreds of times, and every time she fell in love with Regina a little bit more. But now, having to work with her in a life or death situation.. she couldn't stand her. Constantly bragging about her nosejob, her rich family back home, having sucked off over 150 guys at her school... ugh, what a stereotyped slut, Peach thought as she was rolling her eyes.
"Wassup babes?" Regina quickly asked, noticing Peach's eye movement.
"uh.. just thinkin about what that stupid cunt Lindsay is doing at the moment"
"OH MY GAWWWWD I HATE HERRRRRRRR! SHE IS SOOOOO STUPID!!"
"yeah, yeah, I know. You've repeated that more or less 20 times already"
The two blondes had been looking for the redheaded crackwhore for already one hour now, but the bitch seemed to be nowhere to be found. Peach really didn't care for her, but Regina was just *so obsessed* with her that she was helping her just so she would finally shut.the.fuck.up.
"she has that nasty firecrotch, her tits smells like a rotten fetus, she says she's african but everyone knows she's WHI-"
"SHUSH"
Peach had heard something. A squeak, something she couldn't quite put her finger on, but it wasn't an animal, so it had to come from a human.
"listen."
...
"...is someone... singing?" Regina asked, moving her head so she could listen more carefully.
"CHE SAR? SAR噜噜噜噜噜!!!!!! WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The two blondes couldn't believe it. Someone had the balls to sing out loud on an island with 50 other people who were KILLING each other. Either they must be really brave.. or really dumb.
"What do you wanna do?" Peach quickly asked, knowing that there were only two answers to that question. Escape or fight.
"OMYGOD SHES AWFUL, WE NEED TO MAKE HER STOP!" Regina exclaimed instinctively, not thinking of the consequences.
"ok. Grab your weapon, leave your backpack here and lets go. Lets make it quick and harmless" Peach answered, prepared to engage in the first fight of the game.
The two blondes might not have been the two sharpest tools in the box, but they were on the same wavelength. They immediately started getting closer to the sound, and noticed that it came from the second floor of one of the many deserted houses on the island. The door was wide open, but even *they* knew that it looked suspicious. While Regina circled the house to get in from the backdoor, Peach snuck inside by opening one of the many windows, and finding herself in the kitchen of the house. Everything looked to be similar, if it wasn't for the 100 dollar notes laying everwhere.
"OMYGOD ARE THOSE DOLL-" Regina exclaimed as she entered the room, noticing the bills on the floor. Before she could finish the sentence, Peach rushed close to her and placed her hand on the other blonde's mouth. Without emitting any sound, Peach pressed a finger on her lips, making it clear that they had to keep quiet.
Fortunately for them, the person upstairs kept shrieking the latest tune.

Karen Walker loved singing. God blessed her with the voice of an angel, and as many people from her show probably know already, she loved showing it off. Once, Beverley Leslie told her she sounded like a harpy. She laughed. He sounded, looked and behaved like the unborn child of a midget and a penguin. Oh Beverley. They probably would meet never again. What a great prospect! This needed another tune!
"JUST BEAT IT, JUST BEAT IT! BEAAAAAAAAT IT, BEAAAAAAAAT IT, BEAT IT!"
She was just having a blast. Gejo loved her and had blessed her with the best weapon in the game! One million dollars in cash! She had done everything with it! Used it as a tampon, wiped her ass with it, now she was naked in the bathtub pretending to have a bath in ONE MILLION DOLLARS! It's true, she couldn't do much with it.. battle-wise, but she was enjoying herself oh so much, it didn't really matter in the end, did it?
Unfortunately, the harmony had to end at some point, and Karen knew that well. What she didn't realize was that it was going to end so soon. At the third minute of "Beat It", two blonde whores kicked open the door to the bedroom and quickly ducked behind the sofa, probably scared of what and who they would find behind it. They stayed there for more than 5 minutes, probably awaiting for a reaction or an attack from the person who they had heard shrieking upstairs.
"Honeys, you don't have anything to worry! I'm unharmed! Well, I do have a weapon and I'm having so much fun with it, but it's harmless! You can come out!" the socialite told them, ending the highpitched singing of the latest tunes.
"..how do we know you're not lying?" someone asked from behind the sofa.
"uhm.. well, my weapon is one million dollars in cash! You can see the money everywhere! There's no way I could've found such an amount of money anywhere but from georgejhon!"

Peach wasn't convinced. This could be a well-executed trap to kill both herself and Regina, but the person they were dealing with obviously wasn't.. very sharp. She knew how they acted. Just look at her partner.
"What do you wanna do?" Peach whispered to Regina on her left.
"I say we talk to her and ask her if she knows where Cady is. If she doesn't then we kill her!" Regina gleefully answered, satisfied by her genius strategy.
"Thats.. the most retarded thing I've ever heard, but I guess it makes sense. We need to make sure she doesn't have a gun though"
"Well, just slowly peek your umbrella out of the sofa and and see if she reacts!" the high school student answered, surprised by the intelligence she had been displaying in the last 2 minutes.
And yes, Peach's weapon was a pink umbrella. She had already cursed repeatedly against Gejo for giving her the shittiest weapon in the game.. but at least she knew how to use it. And believe me, the umbrella wasn't even *close* to being the worse weapon in the game.
Nodding to Regina's solution, the princess slowly creeped her weapon out of their hiding spot, moving it around to make sure their opponent noticed it.
"Oh honey, are you outta your mind? You know that opening umbrellas indoors is bad luck right? And pink? you must have some kind of distorted vision disease or something : ( It just looks so goddamn awful!" the harpy from the other side said, questioning why on earth two people would hide behind a sofa and show her a horrid pink umbrella.
"She's legit crazy" Peach whispered to her fellow blonde, ready to get this bitch outta of this world.
"ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS WHERE CADY IS!" Regina loudly whispered to Peach, not being able to contain her rightful revenge anymore.
Peach knew she had to satisfy her partner, there was no other way she would make her shut up."k.. YOU OVER THERE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE A CERTAIN CADY IS?"
"cady, honey? who is she?"
"IT'S THE REDHEAD WHO WAS IN THE ROOM WITH US EARLIER. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HER"
"is she your lesbian lover?" the socialite sarcastically replied.
This was it. Regina George quickly stood up, grabbed her silver revolver, kicked open the bathroom door and aimed her weapon to the naked socialite, who was having a bath in 100 dollar bills.
"SHE IS NOT MY LESBIAN LOVER, YOU OLD SAGGY HORNY WHORE! CADY IS A CUNT FROM HELL WHO HAS DESTROYED MY REPUTATION EVERYWHERE, HAS SUCKED EVERY COCK IN DISNEY, INCLUDED MICKEY MOUSE'S, AND SHE IS SO REPUGNANT I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH A TEN FOOT POLE! HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU SAY I WOULD LIKE HER STD INFECTED CUNT?"
Regina George couldn't even stand the thought of engaging a relationship with that traitorous asshole. She had DESTROYED her life. Now the old dikey bitch was gonna pay for it.
"Oh honey, I was only joking, you shouldn't act so offended.."
"WELL, ITS TOO LATE NOW, I'VE GOT THE GUN HERE, AND YOU ARE NAKED AND IN A BATH FULL OF MONEY. MAYBE THAT COULD HELP IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD, BUT HERE, I'VE GOT THE UPPER HAND, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND MAYBE I WILL SPARE YOU!"
Karen Walker never said sorry. Ever. In her life. And she wouldn't start now.
"Oh honey, you can suck my twat"
"Well then you are going to he-"

Everything happened in a matter of seconds. While Peach stood up to see what was going on, Regina raised her weapon to aim at Karen's forehead and annihilate her once and for all. The old socialite surprisingly quickly stood up, spreading 100 dollar notes everywhere, making it difficult to aim and see exactly where she had gone. As Regina fired her first shot, the bathroom closet abruptly opened, smacking her in the face and sending her to the floor. A blonde mink jumped out of it, holding a scythe in her right hand and landing on Regina's back. Noticing what was happening, Peach grabbed her umbrella and ran towards the bathroom, pointing the sharp top of the umbrella towards Minerva's face. However, it was too late. The mink grabbed Regina's hair, pulling her face up and exposing her throat. In one quick motion the scythe slit the queen bee's throat, shooting blood everywhere on the floor. The princess watched as her only ally had her life taken out of her, too late to do anything about it.
But it wasn't the moment to mourn. In one quick motion Peach lunged forward and punched Minerva right in the face. The mink stumbled to the floor, keeping her weapon with her right hand and her face with the other. Not missing a beat, Peach threw herself to the floor and grabbed Regina's revolver, ducking into cover behind the door before the two enemies could do anything about it.

Moments passed. Nothing moved. Nobody spoke.
"We can figure this out" the mink said, breaking the silence that was reigning in the room.
"FUCK YOU"
"calm down, she was the one to attack us first"
"FUCK YOU"
"it was just a misunderstanding, you can leave the room right now and none of us are going to risk our lives anymore"
"Honey, just leave, it's not worth it"
"LIKE HELL ITS NOT WORTH IT, YOU BOTH ARE DYING AND YOU BOTH ARE DYING NOW"
Peach really didn't care about Regina's life, what she was really bitter about was that they had outsmarted them . Nothing in that room was comparable to the princess' ego, so the situation had to be solved, and it had to be solved RIGHT.NOW.

Without hesitating, the princess opened her umbrella, entered the bathroom and charged for the mink. Minerva immediately sprung her scythe towards the princess, only cutting the umbrella open, but not harming the blonde in any way, shape or form. While the mink was distracted by the princess' charge, Peach aimed her gun towards Karen, who was kneeling behind the bathtub, but was still visible from her position.
BAM!
The first shot missed.
BAM!
The second shot hit the socialite right in the soldier, earning a high pitch shriek for the princess.
"YOU BITCHH! MY SHOULDER!"
With an unexpected strength, Karen Walker raised the bathtub, completely full of 100 dollar bills, hitting the princess right on the shoulder, and making her release the revolver she had stolen from her now dead partner.
But Peach knew how to fight. She was not going down this easily. As she kicked the mink in the stomach, she used the bottom hard part of the umbrella to hit Karen, who now was just about one metre away from her. The socialite groaned, before passing out on the floor for the smack received on the head.
As she old wench hit the floor with a loud BUMP, Peach quickly turned around to see herself facing an enraged blonde furry. Minerva had her face beaten up, and she didn't like it at all. Lunging for the revolver on the floor, the mink snuck besides the princess, trying to grab the weapon she needed to end this battle once and for all. However, Peach's reflexes were ,bar none, the best in the room, and in one swift motion she kicked Minerva's hand, that consequently threw the gun on the opposite end of the room. Not having enough time to get it, Peach pointed her umbrella towards Minerva, slashing her cheek with the sharp top. The mink let out a loud scream, and before the princess could readjust her weapon, she grabbed her hair and smashed the beautiful blondes face on a mirror. Peach's face was a mess. A strange liquid substance started coming out of one of her eyes, incapacitating her view from it. The rest of the face was wounded, and she was profusely bleeding from her neck. Her guard however, wasnt down.
Noticing movement behind her, she quickly pushed her booty against her opponent, squashing Minerva, who was few moments away from dealing the final blow to the formidable opponent. On the other hand, the mink found herself laying on the floor, in a similar position to the one Regina found herself earlier, with Peach on top of her, the sharp top of the umbrella just inches away from her eyes.
"You're dead bitch" the princess exclaimed.

BAM!
"No you are honey"
A bullet smashed Peach's forehead, ending her life abruptly, before she could have her deserving revenge on the only other remaining blonde in the room.
Karen Walker didn't really appreciate violence. But what that blonde cunt had done to her shoulder was just misguided and rude. So she had to take care of her.
"Are you ok honey?" the socialite asked her ally, who was just now getting up from the floor, after the dead body of the blonde princess fell right on top of her.
"My face is fucked up, just look at it! Not even plastic surgery is gonna fix this shit.. what a bitch.. she just wouldn't go down, wouldn't she?" Minerva Mink exclaimed, as she was looking at her face in the few remaining intact pieces of the mirror.
"She was so horrid honey, I can't believe she was actually a princess!"
"I'm guessing that in the mushroom kingdom cocksucker and princess are synonims"
"Oh honey, you make me laugh.. But now maybe we should go, this is such an awful mess and someone might've heard us! Its not out strategy of me being the bait didn't work out!now we even have a gun!" The brunette enthusiastically told her teammate, pleased that the risk she had taken earlier paid off, and that both her partner and herself were more or less safe.
What Karen Walker didn't realize, was that only person was going to win this game.
Her ally understood this.
"We? *I* have a gun"
With no hesitation, Minerva turned around and masterfully threw her scythe towards the old socialite. The weapon penetrated the rich "businesswoman" right between her eyes, in the centre of her forehead, as blood started flowing down her cheeks, her life slowly getting out of her.
"omygod whyyy honeee-"
Those were Karen Walker's last words. After a couple of seconds her dead body was laying on the floor, next to the one of the blonde princess she had killed a few minutes prior.
Surrounded by dead bodies, Minerva Mink picked up the revolver, removed the scythe from her victim's forehead and headed out.
"Never trust a girl with a scythe" the blonde whispered, walking outside the now empty house and into the dangerous world ahead of her. She wasn't scared.
The game had officially started.

47 REMAIN
GIRL 17 # KAREN - DEAD
GIRL 27 # PEACH - DEAD
GIRL 28 # REGINA - DEAD

Description
BATTLE ROYALE: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

CHAPTER 2

"Oh my god, my heels are dirty as FUCK"
"Tell me about it.. My dress looks like a Yoshia shat on it, my hair hasn't been cleaned for over one hour now, and my weapon fucking SUCKS. Do they really wanna make us believe that they were chosen randomly?"
Regina George and Peach were not happy campers. For one, both of them felt that their inclusion in this game was unjust and TOTALLY unfair. They understood getting rid of the wannabelosers and fuggos by putting them all on an island and pitting them against each other, but what about them? They were successful, beautiful and more importantly, popular. Nobody wants to see a work of art dismantled! they kept repeating themselves.
"Do you think GeJo is gonna let us out of this island if we whore ourselves?" the Queen Bee asked, not really excited by the prospect of getting her hands dirty.
"Like those whores in the room haven't tried that already"
"But, I mean, we've got a lot of practice, you know?"
"Have you seen our competitors? We've got cumsquat Minerva in the room. You have nothing on her" Peach quickly answered, abruptly ending the discussion.
In reality, the princess wasn't really a big fan of her partner. Yeah, she was blonde. Yeah, she probably WAS popular in her world, but gawd she was fucking dumb. Peach had seen the Mean Girls movie hundreds of times, and every time she fell in love with Regina a little bit more. But now, having to work with her in a life or death situation.. she couldn't stand her. Constantly bragging about her nosejob, her rich family back home, having sucked off over 150 guys at her school... ugh, what a stereotyped slut, Peach thought as she was rolling her eyes.
"Wassup babes?" Regina quickly asked, noticing Peach's eye movement.
"uh.. just thinkin about what that stupid cunt Lindsay is doing at the moment"
"OH MY GAWWWWD I HATE HERRRRRRRR! SHE IS SOOOOO STUPID!!"
"yeah, yeah, I know. You've repeated that more or less 20 times already"
The two blondes had been looking for the redheaded crackwhore for already one hour now, but the bitch seemed to be nowhere to be found. Peach really didn't care for her, but Regina was just *so obsessed* with her that she was helping her just so she would finally shut.the.fuck.up.
"she has that nasty firecrotch, her tits smells like a rotten fetus, she says she's african but everyone knows she's WHI-"
"SHUSH"
Peach had heard something. A squeak, something she couldn't quite put her finger on, but it wasn't an animal, so it had to come from a human.
"listen."
...
"...is someone... singing?" Regina asked, moving her head so she could listen more carefully.
"CHE SAR? SAR噜噜噜噜噜!!!!!! WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The two blondes couldn't believe it. Someone had the balls to sing out loud on an island with 50 other people who were KILLING each other. Either they must be really brave.. or really dumb.
"What do you wanna do?" Peach quickly asked, knowing that there were only two answers to that question. Escape or fight.
"OMYGOD SHES AWFUL, WE NEED TO MAKE HER STOP!" Regina exclaimed instinctively, not thinking of the consequences.
"ok. Grab your weapon, leave your backpack here and lets go. Lets make it quick and harmless" Peach answered, prepared to engage in the first fight of the game.
The two blondes might not have been the two sharpest tools in the box, but they were on the same wavelength. They immediately started getting closer to the sound, and noticed that it came from the second floor of one of the many deserted houses on the island. The door was wide open, but even *they* knew that it looked suspicious. While Regina circled the house to get in from the backdoor, Peach snuck inside by opening one of the many windows, and finding herself in the kitchen of the house. Everything looked to be similar, if it wasn't for the 100 dollar notes laying everwhere.
"OMYGOD ARE THOSE DOLL-" Regina exclaimed as she entered the room, noticing the bills on the floor. Before she could finish the sentence, Peach rushed close to her and placed her hand on the other blonde's mouth. Without emitting any sound, Peach pressed a finger on her lips, making it clear that they had to keep quiet.
Fortunately for them, the person upstairs kept shrieking the latest tune.

Karen Walker loved singing. God blessed her with the voice of an angel, and as many people from her show probably know already, she loved showing it off. Once, Beverley Leslie told her she sounded like a harpy. She laughed. He sounded, looked and behaved like the unborn child of a midget and a penguin. Oh Beverley. They probably would meet never again. What a great prospect! This needed another tune!
"JUST BEAT IT, JUST BEAT IT! BEAAAAAAAAT IT, BEAAAAAAAAT IT, BEAT IT!"
She was just having a blast. Gejo loved her and had blessed her with the best weapon in the game! One million dollars in cash! She had done everything with it! Used it as a tampon, wiped her ass with it, now she was naked in the bathtub pretending to have a bath in ONE MILLION DOLLARS! It's true, she couldn't do much with it.. battle-wise, but she was enjoying herself oh so much, it didn't really matter in the end, did it?
Unfortunately, the harmony had to end at some point, and Karen knew that well. What she didn't realize was that it was going to end so soon. At the third minute of "Beat It", two blonde whores kicked open the door to the bedroom and quickly ducked behind the sofa, probably scared of what and who they would find behind it. They stayed there for more than 5 minutes, probably awaiting for a reaction or an attack from the person who they had heard shrieking upstairs.
"Honeys, you don't have anything to worry! I'm unharmed! Well, I do have a weapon and I'm having so much fun with it, but it's harmless! You can come out!" the socialite told them, ending the highpitched singing of the latest tunes.
"..how do we know you're not lying?" someone asked from behind the sofa.
"uhm.. well, my weapon is one million dollars in cash! You can see the money everywhere! There's no way I could've found such an amount of money anywhere but from georgejhon!"

Peach wasn't convinced. This could be a well-executed trap to kill both herself and Regina, but the person they were dealing with obviously wasn't.. very sharp. She knew how they acted. Just look at her partner.
"What do you wanna do?" Peach whispered to Regina on her left.
"I say we talk to her and ask her if she knows where Cady is. If she doesn't then we kill her!" Regina gleefully answered, satisfied by her genius strategy.
"Thats.. the most retarded thing I've ever heard, but I guess it makes sense. We need to make sure she doesn't have a gun though"
"Well, just slowly peek your umbrella out of the sofa and and see if she reacts!" the high school student answered, surprised by the intelligence she had been displaying in the last 2 minutes.
And yes, Peach's weapon was a pink umbrella. She had already cursed repeatedly against Gejo for giving her the shittiest weapon in the game.. but at least she knew how to use it. And believe me, the umbrella wasn't even *close* to being the worse weapon in the game.
Nodding to Regina's solution, the princess slowly creeped her weapon out of their hiding spot, moving it around to make sure their opponent noticed it.
"Oh honey, are you outta your mind? You know that opening umbrellas indoors is bad luck right? And pink? you must have some kind of distorted vision disease or something : ( It just looks so goddamn awful!" the harpy from the other side said, questioning why on earth two people would hide behind a sofa and show her a horrid pink umbrella.
"She's legit crazy" Peach whispered to her fellow blonde, ready to get this bitch outta of this world.
"ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS WHERE CADY IS!" Regina loudly whispered to Peach, not being able to contain her rightful revenge anymore.
Peach knew she had to satisfy her partner, there was no other way she would make her shut up."k.. YOU OVER THERE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE A CERTAIN CADY IS?"
"cady, honey? who is she?"
"IT'S THE REDHEAD WHO WAS IN THE ROOM WITH US EARLIER. WE ARE LOOKING FOR HER"
"is she your lesbian lover?" the socialite sarcastically replied.
This was it. Regina George quickly stood up, grabbed her silver revolver, kicked open the bathroom door and aimed her weapon to the naked socialite, who was having a bath in 100 dollar bills.
"SHE IS NOT MY LESBIAN LOVER, YOU OLD SAGGY HORNY WHORE! CADY IS A CUNT FROM HELL WHO HAS DESTROYED MY REPUTATION EVERYWHERE, HAS SUCKED EVERY COCK IN DISNEY, INCLUDED MICKEY MOUSE'S, AND SHE IS SO REPUGNANT I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH A TEN FOOT POLE! HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU SAY I WOULD LIKE HER STD INFECTED CUNT?"
Regina George couldn't even stand the thought of engaging a relationship with that traitorous asshole. She had DESTROYED her life. Now the old dikey bitch was gonna pay for it.
"Oh honey, I was only joking, you shouldn't act so offended.."
"WELL, ITS TOO LATE NOW, I'VE GOT THE GUN HERE, AND YOU ARE NAKED AND IN A BATH FULL OF MONEY. MAYBE THAT COULD HELP IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD, BUT HERE, I'VE GOT THE UPPER HAND, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND MAYBE I WILL SPARE YOU!"
Karen Walker never said sorry. Ever. In her life. And she wouldn't start now.
"Oh honey, you can suck my twat"
"Well then you are going to he-"

Everything happened in a matter of seconds. While Peach stood up to see what was going on, Regina raised her weapon to aim at Karen's forehead and annihilate her once and for all. The old socialite surprisingly quickly stood up, spreading 100 dollar notes everywhere, making it difficult to aim and see exactly where she had gone. As Regina fired her first shot, the bathroom closet abruptly opened, smacking her in the face and sending her to the floor. A blonde mink jumped out of it, holding a scythe in her right hand and landing on Regina's back. Noticing what was happening, Peach grabbed her umbrella and ran towards the bathroom, pointing the sharp top of the umbrella towards Minerva's face. However, it was too late. The mink grabbed Regina's hair, pulling her face up and exposing her throat. In one quick motion the scythe slit the queen bee's throat, shooting blood everywhere on the floor. The princess watched as her only ally had her life taken out of her, too late to do anything about it.
But it wasn't the moment to mourn. In one quick motion Peach lunged forward and punched Minerva right in the face. The mink stumbled to the floor, keeping her weapon with her right hand and her face with the other. Not missing a beat, Peach threw herself to the floor and grabbed Regina's revolver, ducking into cover behind the door before the two enemies could do anything about it.

Moments passed. Nothing moved. Nobody spoke.
"We can figure this out" the mink said, breaking the silence that was reigning in the room.
"FUCK YOU"
"calm down, she was the one to attack us first"
"FUCK YOU"
"it was just a misunderstanding, you can leave the room right now and none of us are going to risk our lives anymore"
"Honey, just leave, it's not worth it"
"LIKE HELL ITS NOT WORTH IT, YOU BOTH ARE DYING AND YOU BOTH ARE DYING NOW"
Peach really didn't care about Regina's life, what she was really bitter about was that they had outsmarted them . Nothing in that room was comparable to the princess' ego, so the situation had to be solved, and it had to be solved RIGHT.NOW.

Without hesitating, the princess opened her umbrella, entered the bathroom and charged for the mink. Minerva immediately sprung her scythe towards the princess, only cutting the umbrella open, but not harming the blonde in any way, shape or form. While the mink was distracted by the princess' charge, Peach aimed her gun towards Karen, who was kneeling behind the bathtub, but was still visible from her position.
BAM!
The first shot missed.
BAM!
The second shot hit the socialite right in the soldier, earning a high pitch shriek for the princess.
"YOU BITCHH! MY SHOULDER!"
With an unexpected strength, Karen Walker raised the bathtub, completely full of 100 dollar bills, hitting the princess right on the shoulder, and making her release the revolver she had stolen from her now dead partner.
But Peach knew how to fight. She was not going down this easily. As she kicked the mink in the stomach, she used the bottom hard part of the umbrella to hit Karen, who now was just about one metre away from her. The socialite groaned, before passing out on the floor for the smack received on the head.
As she old wench hit the floor with a loud BUMP, Peach quickly turned around to see herself facing an enraged blonde furry. Minerva had her face beaten up, and she didn't like it at all. Lunging for the revolver on the floor, the mink snuck besides the princess, trying to grab the weapon she needed to end this battle once and for all. However, Peach's reflexes were ,bar none, the best in the room, and in one swift motion she kicked Minerva's hand, that consequently threw the gun on the opposite end of the room. Not having enough time to get it, Peach pointed her umbrella towards Minerva, slashing her cheek with the sharp top. The mink let out a loud scream, and before the princess could readjust her weapon, she grabbed her hair and smashed the beautiful blondes face on a mirror. Peach's face was a mess. A strange liquid substance started coming out of one of her eyes, incapacitating her view from it. The rest of the face was wounded, and she was profusely bleeding from her neck. Her guard however, wasnt down.
Noticing movement behind her, she quickly pushed her booty against her opponent, squashing Minerva, who was few moments away from dealing the final blow to the formidable opponent. On the other hand, the mink found herself laying on the floor, in a similar position to the one Regina found herself earlier, with Peach on top of her, the sharp top of the umbrella just inches away from her eyes.
"You're dead bitch" the princess exclaimed.

BAM!
"No you are honey"
A bullet smashed Peach's forehead, ending her life abruptly, before she could have her deserving revenge on the only other remaining blonde in the room.
Karen Walker didn't really appreciate violence. But what that blonde cunt had done to her shoulder was just misguided and rude. So she had to take care of her.
"Are you ok honey?" the socialite asked her ally, who was just now getting up from the floor, after the dead body of the blonde princess fell right on top of her.
"My face is fucked up, just look at it! Not even plastic surgery is gonna fix this shit.. what a bitch.. she just wouldn't go down, wouldn't she?" Minerva Mink exclaimed, as she was looking at her face in the few remaining intact pieces of the mirror.
"She was so horrid honey, I can't believe she was actually a princess!"
"I'm guessing that in the mushroom kingdom cocksucker and princess are synonims"
"Oh honey, you make me laugh.. But now maybe we should go, this is such an awful mess and someone might've heard us! Its not out strategy of me being the bait didn't work out!now we even have a gun!" The brunette enthusiastically told her teammate, pleased that the risk she had taken earlier paid off, and that both her partner and herself were more or less safe.
What Karen Walker didn't realize, was that only person was going to win this game.
Her ally understood this.
"We? *I* have a gun"
With no hesitation, Minerva turned around and masterfully threw her scythe towards the old socialite. The weapon penetrated the rich "businesswoman" right between her eyes, in the centre of her forehead, as blood started flowing down her cheeks, her life slowly getting out of her.
"omygod whyyy honeee-"
Those were Karen Walker's last words. After a couple of seconds her dead body was laying on the floor, next to the one of the blonde princess she had killed a few minutes prior.
Surrounded by dead bodies, Minerva Mink picked up the revolver, removed the scythe from her victim's forehead and headed out.
"Never trust a girl with a scythe" the blonde whispered, walking outside the now empty house and into the dangerous world ahead of her. She wasn't scared.
The game had officially started.

47 REMAIN
GIRL 17 # KAREN - DEAD
GIRL 27 # PEACH - DEAD
GIRL 28 # REGINA - DEAD