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Makosi - Manipulator, Big Brother UK6 3rd Place
Minerva Mink - Whore, SFC4 6th place
Montana - Bitch, SFC3 1st place
Jun - Fake Backstabber, Big Brother US4 1st place
Laura - MamaBear, Survivor Samoa 10th place
Karen Walker - Spoilt Brat, Will and Grace
Regina George - Queen Bee, Mean Girls
Shabby - Lesbian, Big Brother UK11 Walked
The Stacy Kimball - Bitchfacer, Survivor Fiji 6th place
Lady Gaga - Wannabe Madonna, Singer
Madonna - Madonna, Singer
New York - Famewhore, Reality TV contestant
Peach - Princess, SuperMario
Emma Frost - Telepathic Mutant, X-Men
Yzma - Diabolic Villain, The Emperor's New Groove
Jigglypuff - Controversial Casting Choice, Pokemon

STABB FINALE PART 3

LAST DAY IN THE HOUSE
*its early morning, and only two people are left sleeping in the stabb goddesses house. They're fought against 14 other bitches to get where they're at, and now they'll have to confront the jury. One of them is the winner*
Peach conf: waking up today, I was like: WOAH, IM STILL HERE. Didn't expect yesterday's outcome at all. I did speak to Karen earlier that day to ensure my safety, but I didn't think she would actually listen to me!?! How dumb is that? Right now I think I do have a good shot at the final money.. ive got a few friends on the jury, played a strong game, and my opponent.. didn't. I just hope the jury respects how I played during my time in the house, and puts their differences aside..
Karen conf: honey, this game has been a blast. Last night, entertainment reached its peak. I was bored by Minerva and her great game, so I got her out. Alliances? They mean nothing to me ^_^ and, to be honest, Peach has no shot in hell of winning this game. She's despicable, repugnant, and a plain nasty whore. And those type of people never win reality shows ^_^

*later that morning, in the living room*
GeJo: Hallo everyone ^_^ congrats to the FINAL TWO! One of you is going to take home the big prize! Im so excited, this is nearly over ^_^ Well, as you'd expect, its time for your jury q and a. You will both sit in your respective chairs, and answer the jurors questions one at a time.. but first.. COME ON IN GUYS ^_^
*the door opens, and the last 7 evicted players come in. We see two black girls, two anthros, one asian, and two queens. They will decide who the winner of this epic journey is*
GeJo: These 7 girls are your jury, as you probably already know, and your faith is in their hands, so you'll likely want to treat them in the nicest way possible ^_^ but before answering their questions, its time for your opening statements.
*as gejo says this, the jury is beginning to sit in their assigned places, waiting for their chance to speak. Some of them look angry, others are pleased, while a couple of them are just staring ahead. It's the beginning of the jury portion of stabb goddesses*

COMMERCIAL
In the next season of STABB GODDESSES..
16 new people from all walks of life compete against each other in the most gruelling experience of their lives..
A new house, new twists, new rounds and a whole different cast..
Bitches, sluts, queens, crazy cunts, evil whores.. there's everything you need.. and more..
STABB 2.. is probably never going to happen.
But a cast will be announced.

OPENING STATEMENTS
GeJo: so Peachy, you're up first.
Peach: hello guys ^_^
*na onka flips her off*
Peach: thanks Nay.. I'll start by saying this y'all.. I expect this kind of treatment from most of you. I will admit that I wasn't the most pleasant person to be around.. I was bitchy, manipulative, cutthroat and nasty.. but theres no denying that I played a strong game. Round 1, I immediately enter the most powerful alliance of this game, and I gained close allies in Regina, Jigglypuff and Emma. I was instrumental in this alliance's success throughout the game, and this made a target. I was in the bottom 2 many times, but my strategic decisions, alliances and key relationships kept me in the game. And look where I am now.. last night I was sure I was heading home, but I managed to convince Karen to keep my in this game. This shows how good I am at this game. I could've just surrendered and be sent packing, but I didn't, I fought until the very end, and this paid off. I'm looking forward to your questions, and bring it on, I'm ready ^_^
GeJo: thanks peachy! Karen, you're next!
Karen: so hello to all of you.. just wanted to tell of you.. I won't bore you with this game nonsense. I'll tell you the facts ^_^ I've made it this far, so I must've done something right. Everyone in this game underestimated me, thought I was a dumb spoilt brat, and I was just like "lol I'll go for it". I wasn't a threat for anyone, you guys kept me in, and then it was too late. I won the last IC and got rid of the biggest threat of the game, even though we were an alliance. I love you honey, but I come first ^_^ you people thought I was playing for fun? Lolno. I wanna win. I wanna win so badly ^_^

GeJo: alright jury, in just a minute, you'll have the first chance to address the two finalists.. i'll give you a minute to think about what you wanna say..

COMMERCIAL
And here's a sneak peek off STABB's 2 new cast..
["i am speaking"
"DO YOU WANT TO KNOW.."
"i am speaking"
"well its DULL so i'm going to speak right over the top of you, sweetie"]

["i love the 80s, MADONNA, freddy mercury is my IDOL along with etta james.. i would love to be their lovechild"]

["I feel that I am a good person, regardless of whether I cussed you out."]

GeJo: alright jury, this is your chance to gain the information you need to make a 5 million dollar decision : O Makosi, you're up first..
MAKOSI'S JURY QUESTION
*we see the african princess standing up, completely naked, her african forest in view for all the viewers and finalists. She looks way fatter*
Makosi: hello everyone ^_^
Karen: whose the daddy, hun?
Makosi: daddy..?
Karen: ...
Makosi: ...
Karen: ^_^ im just a little drunk honey, dont worry.
Makosi: well, I'll start this jury questioning easy for you two guys.. You both were never close to me. I had an alliance with Laura, Jun and Minerva, while the two of you were either against us, or happily floating along.. but to be honest you all, i dont give a fuck about the strategic part of this game ^_^ what matters is the airtime . I came into this game telling myself i was going to be the next big thing. At the beginning I doubted myself, got a UTR2 and a MORN2, but then I finally blossomed. I was the best winner pick, my overall edgic of CPN was just orgasmic and I started the edgic shtick which most of the da writers have copied in their respective fanfics. Everyone knows that I was the biggest star of the season, and for this reason the mentally retarded racist british public got rid of me. At first I was sad because of my earl departure, but its epicness made up for it.. I will forever be remembered as the robbed goddess from season 1 of STABB goddesses..
And yes, if you're wondering, i'm trying to keep this question as long as possible to get more airtime.
GeJo: mako we all luv u but plz ask a damn question or go back to your seat ^_^
Makosi: oh well.. ive got the same question for both of you, and please be honest.. when this season will be edited, do you think you'll be a big character, if yes why, and how will the public respond to you?
GeJo: Karen, you're up first!
Karen: well honey I'll be completely honest.. I'm not expecting a big strategic mastermind edit because I wasn't one, as simple as that. I played this game having fun, getting to know new people, and just finding a way to spend my time without getting bored shitless. How will this translate to my edit? i'll probably get the token retarded over the top edgic, and the casual viewers will probably love me ^_^ the gays too obviously. I'm not expecting to be too visible honey, but i'll leave a long lasting impression, just because im karen walker, for sucks sake ^_^
GeJo: thankyou karen! peachy you're next!
Peach: uhm, this is quite an interesting question makosi.. i dont think the public will love me. Karen will probably be received as the cute little sidekick who makes everyone laugh, while i'll be the evil villain despised by america and by most of the sucksters too. I'm not expecting to be edited positively, i think its impossible. Queencunts like me DESERVE to be edited in the nastiest way possible, and i'll probably be hated even more when i go back home. But i'm not regretting anything. I played this game hard, I backstabbed, I strategized, and i hope all of this will be shown on tv.
Makosi: thanks guys ^_^ it was a pleasure speaking with both of you.
GeJo: jiggly, you're up next!

JIGGLYPUFF'S JURY QUESTION
*a short little furball is shown standing up, and rolling in front of the jurors. However, shes very different from her time in the game. Shes a redhead, has a slutty slutty makeup, and is wearing a brown bikini, which isnt covering all the "dangerous" spots. She looks like a crackwhore*
Jiggly: jiggly, jiggly jigjig jiggly jiggly jigjig jiggly, jig jig jiglgy jigjigjiji! jigly jigggjiglly jiggelypuff!!! ^_^ jiggelyyy jigjig jiggly jiggelypuff puff puff jigg! : * jigs jiggly jiggelypuff jiggly, jig jig jigglypuff puffgly jig jiggly ;_; jiggly jigglypuff, jigjig!? jiggly?! JIGGLY! jigglypuff JIGELLYPUFF!
Peach: ;_; thankyou jiggly, i really appreciate it. You were a great friend, i hope we can hang out as soon as this is over ;_;
Jiggly: : D …jig jiggly jiggly jigg jiggleypuff jigglypuff jigjig? >_> jiglly?
...
jig?
...
JIGGLYPUFF?
GeJo: uhm karen you need to answer the question.
Karen: lol honey what the fuck is she saying? i cant answer a question i dont understand, speak in english please ^_^
Jiggly: jigglypuff puff?
Karen: ..still dont get it ^_^
Jiggly: ..
Karen: sorry honey ^_^
Jiggly: i told you to eat my fucking pussy, you worthless cunt.
Karen: : O : O : OOO
GeJo: thankyou Jigglypuff ^_^ na onka, you're next!

COMMERCIAL
["why do you think they sent you?"
"probably because i'm the youngest or whatever?"
"dont you think that was X and X's idea?"
"you think it was, they did it like as a bad thing? O_O"
[...]
"the twist is, that person would be exempt!"
"OOH, i didnt even think about that O_O my mind is.."]

["im getting a little bored of this curse of yours X, let me just cut the DAMN THING OFF"]

["I USED TO BE A COP, I KNOW THESE THINGS. SO DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING."]

NA ONKA'S JURY QUESTION
*a young-ish black girl stands up, wearing a green t-shirt with i <3 sean written on it. Shes texting on her mobile phone, but as soon as her name is called, she looks up and angrily stares at the finalists*
Na Onka: Peach, I've only got a question for ya. Have chu seen my season of survivor?
Peach: i did before coming in ^_^
Na Onka: so chu know who fabio is?
Peach: is it the hot guy with the slightly retarded brain who won in the end?
Na Onka: its him, good job! Do you know why im asking this to you gurl?
Peach: …no?
Na Onka: well me and mah homeboy fabio we were like edited to be rivals during the game, but then you know i voted for him.. he won with mah vote, and gejo was jerking off violently when he realized how our great storyarc ended.. so peach do chu think we had a rivalry in THIS game?
Peach: i defo think so nay.. we were never friends, we frequently cussed each other out and, to be fair, i fucking hated you.
Na Onka: so you think that chu deserve mah vote?
Peach: if your basing your decision on that.. well then yeah, i do ^_^
Na Onka: pfft.
Peach: wut?
Na Onka: you're delusional. I asked you this question for a reason, stupid bitch. You think, after your behaviour in this game, i'm gonna reward you with mah vote? HAHAHA, IM FUCKING LAUGHING IN YOUR FACE, YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF WHITETRASH HOE! CHU WATCHED WHILE MY HOMEBOY DRE GOT KILLED IN DA HOOD! CHU FUCKING SLAPPED MAH GORGEOUS HOT FACE WHILE WE WERE RUNNING TO DA PITSTOP! CHU SPIT ON DA FACE OF MAH BEST FRIEND FOREVER NU YORK!! I FEEL OFFENDED TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU! AND YOURE EXPECTING ME TO GIVE YOU MAH VOTE? CHUR NOT GETTING IT. THE ONLY THING YOUR GETTING.. IS THIS!
*na onka lungs forward and spits on peach's face, ruining all her makeup and hair. Peach is just standing there, with her eyes closed, trying to remove it with a hankerchief*
Na Onka: you SO deserve it, fucking lucky piece of shit. Karen, if it wasnt clear, chu are getting mah vote gurl. You did nothing, but its still way better than being a total piece of disgusting smelly ass bitch. Good job gurl, i hope you win.
GeJo: i guess thanks na onka? : X lets just continue like nothing has happened, k? ^_^ laura, you're next!

LAURA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young gilf stands up, visibly shaking, while sobbing violently. Her mascara is all over the place, shes crying, and can barely move steadily*
Laura: hello guys ;_; this is so difficult for me standing here ;_; im so torn right now ;__; Karen, I think you played a dirty game. Drinking is a sin punishable by the Almighty, and your closeness to the hiv-infected community is just so morally UNACCEPTABLE that im finding it difficult to vote for you.
But peachy ;_; oh peachy ;_; people have told me things in ponderosa.. should I listen to them or not? SHOULD I FOLLOW MY HEART OR MY BRAIN? ;_;
Peach: uhm, I don't quite understand what you're talking about Laura.. could you be more clear?
Laura: it hurts me so much to tell you this but ;_; they say I was USED ;_; they've told me I was MANIPULATED ;_; they have questioned our FRIENDSHIP ;_; and at first.. I was so sure about my decision to keep you in the game, but.. but.. im doubting myself after some of your statements today ;_; was I just a TOOL ,waiting to be used, to get further in the game? Was I just a random old hag who you could care less about, but you wanted on the jury for a sure vote? BUT IM NOT STUPID PEACHY! ;_; ive got mama insticts, that's true, but i understand when people betray me, and im starting to feel this way towards you..
Peach: PLEASE STOP LAURA!
Laura: ; O
Peach: ive had enough of this. Laura, did you believe in our relationship while we were together in the house?
Laura: yes, but..
Peach: that's ENOUGH! DON'T GET CONVINCED BY THOSE FUCKING CONNIVING BITCHES OVER THERE! ITS ME! IM PEACHY! I haven't changed. Im your rock. Your dearest friend. And your biggest fan.
Laura: ;______________________________________;
Peach: I wont answer anything else. I think ive made my point. If you're still doubting me.. then vote against me. Its your choice.
Laura: ;___________________________________;
GeJo: thanks Laura : ( next up.. Regina ^_^

COMMERCIAL
["People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that so it would be like I`d be taking a step back or something."]

["You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee. Guess what, Missy, this is my house. You and Mr. Chestless here are over. So move on! Cause if you don't, I'm going to turn your little lame liason into a threesome, starring yours truly. And I don't kiss nice."]

["I can't believe the person you've turned into. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!"]

REGINA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young blonde stands up after her name is called, wearing a hip, yet proper, purple dress. However, her nipples are quite clearly showing under the bra she's (not) wearing*
Regina: hey Peachy ^_^ so nice to see you up there! If it wasn't supposed to be me, I'm happy your getting the 5 million dollar prize ^_^
Peach: well its not a certainty regy.. she might win, y'know..
Regina: lolwho? Her? *points at karen*
Peach: yeah.. karen..
Regina: lol at anyone ,other than that nigger bitch over there, voting for someone so USELESS to win such an epic game. I just giggle thinking about it because its so hilar and wrong. I wasnt expecting to ask you anthing, but, karen, i've got a couple of questions..
Karen: ..honey are you speaking to me? ^_^
Regina: uhm yeah? have you even listened to anything ive said so far?
Karen: sry sweetie, my mind went off because everyone was just speaking with peach and i got bored ^_^ sup?
Regina: sup that your a lazy ass cunt. Ive only got one question to show everyone how much of nothing you did in this game so far. Tell me 3 MOVES you have made throughout this process.
Karen: oh lord, thats tough.. well i'd say.. winning the final immunity challenge..
Regina: lol at winning a stupid challenge being your biggest move. Thats just pathetic. 2 weeks of doing nothing > winning one retarded final challenge. But please continue ^_^
Karen: thx hun.. then id say.. staying in the house after i was nominated by minnie in week 3..
Regina: WHAT? HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE KEPT IN BECAUSE NOBODY CARED FOR YOU! They were like: "are we voting off karen?" "naaaah, we can get rid of her next time..".. and fucking emma was evicted over you! THATS PATHETIC! Emma was a NOBODY, but you were even worse! But please, lets all hear your third big move ^_^
Karen: uhm well.. id say, after na onka was evicted, minerva came up to me and told me to make a secret alliance.. and it brought me here, so it was pretty effective imo ^_^
Regina: has everyone heard what she just said? Her BIGGEST move was agreeing to an alliance suggested by someone else. I think this speaks by itself. I'm done GeJo. This is just a joke.
GeJo: thanks regina! Azn sensation Jun, you're next ^_^

JUN'S JURY QUESTION
*someone is seen slowly standing up after hearing her name called by gejo. Shes humoungos, and is eating some chocolate ice cream with potato chips. The finalists are shocked to see her changed so much*
Jun: *munch*munch* hello you two! *BURP* well, ive only got a couple of things to say to both of you, and im BITTER *munch* karen, i think your a dirty player. You lied to me, you lied to everyone, you were a cheater, a horrible cunt, and i dont respect you. You never even tried to approach me *munch*munch* and when you did, it was to betray me *munch* i feel offended, because there were MY tactics in big brother 4, so you weren't even original *burp* your just a vile human being, and i wish you the worse *munch*munch* peach, i agree with what regina said.. even though we were never *that* close, i feel like you're just better than –her-. Did you play a good game? I dont think so. You were barely –there-, but its still miles ahead than being an unpleasant ugly bitch with no soul. I wish i could reward someone with more game than you, but it is what it is. Good job Peach, I hope you win *munch*munch*
Peach: : O wow thanks jun : O
GeJo: well, thanks junny ^_^ last but not least.. its minerva!

COMMERCIAL
["i have an idea! what about myself, chloe and dinah vote chrii. while phil, wrecker and quadratic vote manya. then ventie can be the deciding vote"
"i'm all for that"]

["it wasn't meant to be ELEGANT, heidi! "]

[« Only dumb people are happy."]

MINERVA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young mink stands up, and walks towards the finalists. Shes wearing a t-shirt with "MINERVA WUZ ROBBED" written on it. Shes dead serious"
Karen: oh boy : /
Minerva: well hello you two. You'll probably be surprise to hear this, but i'm so over this bitterness, so lets just end this in a high note, shall we? I'll start with you Peach. Honestly, you outwitted me. You played this game the hardest, always thought ahead, and i respect that. The alliances you were involved in were always successful, and even though you were in danger a lot of times during the competition, you survived. I'm a sucker for underdogs, so good job. Karen, utr games are usually bashed by the juries, but yours was masterful. People were never threatened by you, but it was the correct strategy to use, because, from day 1, everyone was massively targeting threats, and you immediately noticed this. It was smart, and, judging by how this FTC has gone so far, you are SEVERELY underrated. I both commend you for making it until the f2, and I wish you both good luck.
Peach: : O wow : O
Karen: omg thanks minnie, i didnt expect that ;_;
GeJo: thankyou Min..
Minerva: …not.
Peach: : O
Karen: : O
GeJo: : O
Minerva: you believed that?
Gejo: uhm, dur? : O
Minerva: have you even read my tshirt? Fucking morons. I told you I wasn't bitter. Its true. I'm ultrabitter. My eyes seriously hurt even watching the two of you sitting there, when I was THIS CLOSE to my final goal. Just so you know, I wouldve annihilated you in a final vote, but instead the tho nastiest cunts in the game are the final bitches standing, instead of me, myself, the minerva mink. Its sad. What a shit ending to such a great season.
Karen, I'll start with you. YOU MAKE ME BARF BARF BARF. PUKE JUST ERUPTS FROM MY ASS AS IM TALKING TO YOU. YOU ARE REVOLTING TO ME, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE FINALS OF THIS GAME. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ANSWER ME, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GET HERE?
Karen: well honey, initially..
Minerva: HONEY HONEY HONEY, I DONT FUCKING CARE! GO AND SUCK YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S DICK, MAYBE YOU'LL FIND MORE MONEY IN THERE! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF A GOLD-DIGGING DO-NOTHING WHORE, THE PORTRAIT OF A ROTTEN SOCIETY, AND I HOPE SOMEHOW, SOMEDAY, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF WITH NOTHING, NO ONE TO RELY ON, AND UNDERSTAND WHAT LIVING A NORMAL LIFE REALLY IS. HOW HAVE YOU LASTED SO LONG ANYWAYS? ALCOHOL SHOULD KILL PEOPLE, AND INSTEAD, YOU'RE THE OLDEST HAG IN THIS HOUSE, AND IN THE BEST SHAPE TOO..
Karen: oh thanks hon..
Minerva: SHUT UUUUUUPPPPPP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM SO OVER YOUR SQUEAKY RATTY LITTLE VOICE, AND IM A MOTHERFUCKING MOUSE, FOR FUCKS SAKE!
KAREN, YOU DONT NEED THE MONEY, AND IM NOT GIVING YOU MY VOTE.
..
SO PEACH, YOU'RE EXPECTING TO WIN NOW, AREN'T YOU? SEEMS LIKE JUN, REGINA AND JIGGLYPUFF ARE ALREADY VOTING FOR YOU, AND SINCE I JUST SAID IM NOT VOTING FOR KAREN, THEN IT MUST MEAN IM CASTING MY VOTE FOR YOU. WRONG! WRONG! WROOONG!
YOUR AN UNDESERVING PERSON. AND IM NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THIS GAME. IM SPEAKING ABOUT LIFE.
ARE YOU PRAYING PEACH? ARE YOU?
Peach: ..no, i dont believe in go..
Minerva: WELL, YOU FUCKING SHOULD, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY BUDDIES BACK HOME SEE THE SHOW, THEY'RE GOING TO BE PISSED. IM GOING TO TELL THEM: DONT RAPE HER, SHE LIKES IT! JUST SEW HER VAGINALIPS TOGETHER.. LETS SEE HOW YOU CAN FUCK YOUR UGGO ITALIAN BF NOW! NO MORE CHOZO SUBS FOR YOU BABES, IM SORRY, YOU'LL NEED TO FIND OTHER WAYS TO GET PENETRATED, PREFERABLY WITH SOMETHING SHARP ^_^
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES BUT THERE IS NOTHING LIKEABLE OR GOOD ABOUT YOU. EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY IS CHARACTERIZED BY A REPUGNANT NEED OF HURTING OTHER PEOPLE, AND THIS MAKES ME SICK. ID LIKE TO SAY THAT THERES AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL SOMEWHERE IN THERE, BUT I JUST DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! YOU ARE EVIL. YOU ARE NASTY. YOU ARE VILE. YOU ARE PEACH.
I'LL FINISH BY SAYING THIS.. IN THIS CASE, PERCEPTION IS REALITY. PERCEPTION IS PERCEPTION. AND THE PERCEPTION IS THAT YOURE A DISGUSTING SPINELESS COCKY LITTLE HOE WHOSE ONLY ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE IS TO HAVE FINGERED HERSELF WITH A WRENCH WHILE THE PLUMBER WAS WATCHING FROM THE KEYHOLE. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HES FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, A MIGHTY DRAGON IS SPEWING FIRE ONTO YOUR CROTCH AND YOUVE BECOME THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS OF THE """""MUSHROOM KINGDOM""""". GJ GIRL, THATS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
PEACH, I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY VOTE EITHER. YOU DISGUST ME. I SINCERELY HOPE YOU DIE. SUFFERING.
*minerva stops, turns around, and goes back to her seat. The room is quiet*

COMMERCIAL
["It's weird that I can make a joke and it becomes so controversial and people want to write about it. Some thing I say really flippantly gets this full-on rampage of stuff happening."]

["like i dont have any motivation to go anywhere, my body is just like sucking energy from my left toe ;_;.. its just.. im so tired ;_;"]

["i feel like im pointing it all out there, and im looking for love and each person that i wanna give it to, keeps walking out on me ;_;"]

GeJo: ..well that was certainly interesting : O everyone has asked their questions, so id say its time to vote ^_^ remember, this time your voting FOR a winner, not to send someone home.
Minerva: im not voting gejo.
GeJo: WHAT?
Minerva: I REFUSE to.
GeJo: shut the fuck up. No special treatments. Youre voting.
Minerva: no, im..
GeJo: Laura, you're up first ^_^
*laura is still crying, but she manages to grab the pen, writing down someones name down*
*na onka is next, and we see her writing KAREN, on her paper*
Na Onka: EASIEST VOTE IN SURVIVOR HISTORY. Peach you've Sash'd your way to the finals. Karen, this was a no-brainer. You were clearly the superior player. Fabio would be proud of you.
*regina arrives at the podium, and writes PEACH on her ballot*
Regina: peachy, girl, im so proud of you. You've played one hell of a game, and I hope we can spend your winnings together back home <3 I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
*makosi is the next one, she poses in fron of the camera, blows a kiss, and writes a name down*
*next one is jigglypuff, and with no doubts whatsoever, she immediately writes PEACH*
Jiggly: JIGGLY.PUFF.
*jun arrives at the boring ballot, and after burping, she writes KAREN's name down*
Jun: did you really believe my speech today? I was FAKE until the very end. Karen, the things I said to Peach, were really directed towards you. I think you deserve it way more than the other cunt. And Peach, im hoping this fucked you over. Now the rest of the jury will be like OMG PEACH HAS ALREADY 3 VOTES LOCKED(regina, jiggly, jun) ,WE NEED TO VOTE AGAINST HER IF NOT SHES OBVIOUSLY GOING TO WIN, HOW BORING! and im going to laugh my fucking ass off.
*last up is again minerva, who arrives at the podium and writes down nothing*
cameraman: wtf are you doing?
Minerva: im not voting for anyone
Cameraman: you have to.
Minerva: i refuse to.
Cameraman: its in the rules.
Minerva: fuck.off.
*a couple of minutes later, we see minerva going back to her seat next to the other jurymembers, while gejo is waiting for her*
GeJo: I'LL GO TALLY THE VOTES!
*gejo is seen going to the podium, grabbing the urn, and going back to the living room*
GeJo: Peach, Karen, and the jury.. thanks for a very exciting and unpredictable season <3 i love you all so fucking much <3 i know you would all love for me to reveal the votes right now, but sadly its gonna have to wait ;_; we'll see each other again in 3 months time ladies <333 byeeee
*gejo leaves the room, enters his private car, and leaves stabbcity. The journey is nearly over*

THREE MONTHS LATER
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
*a huge room full of people is seen. Theres griff, with his long flowing blonde hair, swirly, jo looking at gejo, mman, clearly under the effect of drugs, jason and joe, fucking each other in a shower, coc, in prison, frogs, making sweet love to ryuia and wejo, betty, sporting a new boytoy, and all the other stabb fans. GeJo is standing on stage, next to the two finalists*
GeJo: HELLO EVERYONE! Its nearly time to reveal the votes, and determine the winner. We have our final 2, Peach and Karen, and our jury.. Now before the vote.. Karen, how do you think the vote will turn out?
Karen: honey, honestly i think ive won by a pretty big margin ^_^ she was so hated, you know what i mean? Id be surprised to lose
GeJo: Peach?
Peach: i think ive got a pretty good shot at the money, just hoping the jury respects my gameplay ^_^
GeJo: i wont delay this anymore ^_^ its time to read the votes! Remember you want to see your name written down this time! It takes 4 votes to win, i'll read the votes..
FIRST VOTE..

KAREN
*the audience loudly cheers, with joe and jason fucking even more violently after hearing this*
NEXT VOTE..

PEACH
*the audience just claps, with froggy and ryuia clapping wildly for their clear favourite*
THIRD VOTE..

KAREN
*the audience goes insane, especially betty and her gays, who are rooting for the old brat*
FOURTH VOTE..

KAREN
*the tension is high. Only one vote until the fanfav wins*
Thats three votes Karen, one vote Peach. Three votes left.
NEXT VOTE..

PEACH
*gejo smiles and claps, as the audience is just rooting for karen, and froggy is now having wild hot sex with wejo*
SIXTH VOTE..

PEACH
*the audience gasps, as the result is closer than expected*
Thats three votes Karen, three votes Peach. Will we have the first dual winners of the show since Minerva was such a pussy, or is there a vote in here?
THE WINNER(s) OF STABB GODDESSES IS/ARE…

KAREN WALKER
*the audience goes wild, everyone stands up, hugs each other and claps wildly*
GeJo: CONGRATULATIONS KAREN! IN A 4-3 VOTE, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF STABB GODDESSES.
*karen runs offstage and hugs her dear maid rosario, while jack is on her side kissing her. The rest of the audience is still loudly cheering, pleased by the outcome*
GeJo: And so we have a winner.. everyone underestimated her coming into the game, and from day 1 she used this to her advantage. She made alliances when she needed to, won key competitions, and while the other contestants targeted each other, she just laid low and got them out.
I hope y'all enjoyed the greatest season of anything ever existed, and be sure to join me soon for the announcement of the new STABB GODDESSES cast. This is GeorgeJhon, talk to you soon <3
*the show ends with the cast hugging the two finalists, while gejo walks off stage, wiping a tear off his face. Its over. STABB GODDESSES 1 has ended*

Description
Makosi - Manipulator, Big Brother UK6 3rd Place
Minerva Mink - Whore, SFC4 6th place
Montana - Bitch, SFC3 1st place
Jun - Fake Backstabber, Big Brother US4 1st place
Laura - MamaBear, Survivor Samoa 10th place
Karen Walker - Spoilt Brat, Will and Grace
Regina George - Queen Bee, Mean Girls
Shabby - Lesbian, Big Brother UK11 Walked
The Stacy Kimball - Bitchfacer, Survivor Fiji 6th place
Lady Gaga - Wannabe Madonna, Singer
Madonna - Madonna, Singer
New York - Famewhore, Reality TV contestant
Peach - Princess, SuperMario
Emma Frost - Telepathic Mutant, X-Men
Yzma - Diabolic Villain, The Emperor's New Groove
Jigglypuff - Controversial Casting Choice, Pokemon

STABB FINALE PART 3

LAST DAY IN THE HOUSE
*its early morning, and only two people are left sleeping in the stabb goddesses house. They're fought against 14 other bitches to get where they're at, and now they'll have to confront the jury. One of them is the winner*
Peach conf: waking up today, I was like: WOAH, IM STILL HERE. Didn't expect yesterday's outcome at all. I did speak to Karen earlier that day to ensure my safety, but I didn't think she would actually listen to me!?! How dumb is that? Right now I think I do have a good shot at the final money.. ive got a few friends on the jury, played a strong game, and my opponent.. didn't. I just hope the jury respects how I played during my time in the house, and puts their differences aside..
Karen conf: honey, this game has been a blast. Last night, entertainment reached its peak. I was bored by Minerva and her great game, so I got her out. Alliances? They mean nothing to me ^_^ and, to be honest, Peach has no shot in hell of winning this game. She's despicable, repugnant, and a plain nasty whore. And those type of people never win reality shows ^_^

*later that morning, in the living room*
GeJo: Hallo everyone ^_^ congrats to the FINAL TWO! One of you is going to take home the big prize! Im so excited, this is nearly over ^_^ Well, as you'd expect, its time for your jury q and a. You will both sit in your respective chairs, and answer the jurors questions one at a time.. but first.. COME ON IN GUYS ^_^
*the door opens, and the last 7 evicted players come in. We see two black girls, two anthros, one asian, and two queens. They will decide who the winner of this epic journey is*
GeJo: These 7 girls are your jury, as you probably already know, and your faith is in their hands, so you'll likely want to treat them in the nicest way possible ^_^ but before answering their questions, its time for your opening statements.
*as gejo says this, the jury is beginning to sit in their assigned places, waiting for their chance to speak. Some of them look angry, others are pleased, while a couple of them are just staring ahead. It's the beginning of the jury portion of stabb goddesses*

COMMERCIAL
In the next season of STABB GODDESSES..
16 new people from all walks of life compete against each other in the most gruelling experience of their lives..
A new house, new twists, new rounds and a whole different cast..
Bitches, sluts, queens, crazy cunts, evil whores.. there's everything you need.. and more..
STABB 2.. is probably never going to happen.
But a cast will be announced.

OPENING STATEMENTS
GeJo: so Peachy, you're up first.
Peach: hello guys ^_^
*na onka flips her off*
Peach: thanks Nay.. I'll start by saying this y'all.. I expect this kind of treatment from most of you. I will admit that I wasn't the most pleasant person to be around.. I was bitchy, manipulative, cutthroat and nasty.. but theres no denying that I played a strong game. Round 1, I immediately enter the most powerful alliance of this game, and I gained close allies in Regina, Jigglypuff and Emma. I was instrumental in this alliance's success throughout the game, and this made a target. I was in the bottom 2 many times, but my strategic decisions, alliances and key relationships kept me in the game. And look where I am now.. last night I was sure I was heading home, but I managed to convince Karen to keep my in this game. This shows how good I am at this game. I could've just surrendered and be sent packing, but I didn't, I fought until the very end, and this paid off. I'm looking forward to your questions, and bring it on, I'm ready ^_^
GeJo: thanks peachy! Karen, you're next!
Karen: so hello to all of you.. just wanted to tell of you.. I won't bore you with this game nonsense. I'll tell you the facts ^_^ I've made it this far, so I must've done something right. Everyone in this game underestimated me, thought I was a dumb spoilt brat, and I was just like "lol I'll go for it". I wasn't a threat for anyone, you guys kept me in, and then it was too late. I won the last IC and got rid of the biggest threat of the game, even though we were an alliance. I love you honey, but I come first ^_^ you people thought I was playing for fun? Lolno. I wanna win. I wanna win so badly ^_^

GeJo: alright jury, in just a minute, you'll have the first chance to address the two finalists.. i'll give you a minute to think about what you wanna say..

COMMERCIAL
And here's a sneak peek off STABB's 2 new cast..
["i am speaking"
"DO YOU WANT TO KNOW.."
"i am speaking"
"well its DULL so i'm going to speak right over the top of you, sweetie"]

["i love the 80s, MADONNA, freddy mercury is my IDOL along with etta james.. i would love to be their lovechild"]

["I feel that I am a good person, regardless of whether I cussed you out."]

GeJo: alright jury, this is your chance to gain the information you need to make a 5 million dollar decision : O Makosi, you're up first..
MAKOSI'S JURY QUESTION
*we see the african princess standing up, completely naked, her african forest in view for all the viewers and finalists. She looks way fatter*
Makosi: hello everyone ^_^
Karen: whose the daddy, hun?
Makosi: daddy..?
Karen: ...
Makosi: ...
Karen: ^_^ im just a little drunk honey, dont worry.
Makosi: well, I'll start this jury questioning easy for you two guys.. You both were never close to me. I had an alliance with Laura, Jun and Minerva, while the two of you were either against us, or happily floating along.. but to be honest you all, i dont give a fuck about the strategic part of this game ^_^ what matters is the airtime . I came into this game telling myself i was going to be the next big thing. At the beginning I doubted myself, got a UTR2 and a MORN2, but then I finally blossomed. I was the best winner pick, my overall edgic of CPN was just orgasmic and I started the edgic shtick which most of the da writers have copied in their respective fanfics. Everyone knows that I was the biggest star of the season, and for this reason the mentally retarded racist british public got rid of me. At first I was sad because of my earl departure, but its epicness made up for it.. I will forever be remembered as the robbed goddess from season 1 of STABB goddesses..
And yes, if you're wondering, i'm trying to keep this question as long as possible to get more airtime.
GeJo: mako we all luv u but plz ask a damn question or go back to your seat ^_^
Makosi: oh well.. ive got the same question for both of you, and please be honest.. when this season will be edited, do you think you'll be a big character, if yes why, and how will the public respond to you?
GeJo: Karen, you're up first!
Karen: well honey I'll be completely honest.. I'm not expecting a big strategic mastermind edit because I wasn't one, as simple as that. I played this game having fun, getting to know new people, and just finding a way to spend my time without getting bored shitless. How will this translate to my edit? i'll probably get the token retarded over the top edgic, and the casual viewers will probably love me ^_^ the gays too obviously. I'm not expecting to be too visible honey, but i'll leave a long lasting impression, just because im karen walker, for sucks sake ^_^
GeJo: thankyou karen! peachy you're next!
Peach: uhm, this is quite an interesting question makosi.. i dont think the public will love me. Karen will probably be received as the cute little sidekick who makes everyone laugh, while i'll be the evil villain despised by america and by most of the sucksters too. I'm not expecting to be edited positively, i think its impossible. Queencunts like me DESERVE to be edited in the nastiest way possible, and i'll probably be hated even more when i go back home. But i'm not regretting anything. I played this game hard, I backstabbed, I strategized, and i hope all of this will be shown on tv.
Makosi: thanks guys ^_^ it was a pleasure speaking with both of you.
GeJo: jiggly, you're up next!

JIGGLYPUFF'S JURY QUESTION
*a short little furball is shown standing up, and rolling in front of the jurors. However, shes very different from her time in the game. Shes a redhead, has a slutty slutty makeup, and is wearing a brown bikini, which isnt covering all the "dangerous" spots. She looks like a crackwhore*
Jiggly: jiggly, jiggly jigjig jiggly jiggly jigjig jiggly, jig jig jiglgy jigjigjiji! jigly jigggjiglly jiggelypuff!!! ^_^ jiggelyyy jigjig jiggly jiggelypuff puff puff jigg! : * jigs jiggly jiggelypuff jiggly, jig jig jigglypuff puffgly jig jiggly ;_; jiggly jigglypuff, jigjig!? jiggly?! JIGGLY! jigglypuff JIGELLYPUFF!
Peach: ;_; thankyou jiggly, i really appreciate it. You were a great friend, i hope we can hang out as soon as this is over ;_;
Jiggly: : D …jig jiggly jiggly jigg jiggleypuff jigglypuff jigjig? >_> jiglly?
...
jig?
...
JIGGLYPUFF?
GeJo: uhm karen you need to answer the question.
Karen: lol honey what the fuck is she saying? i cant answer a question i dont understand, speak in english please ^_^
Jiggly: jigglypuff puff?
Karen: ..still dont get it ^_^
Jiggly: ..
Karen: sorry honey ^_^
Jiggly: i told you to eat my fucking pussy, you worthless cunt.
Karen: : O : O : OOO
GeJo: thankyou Jigglypuff ^_^ na onka, you're next!

COMMERCIAL
["why do you think they sent you?"
"probably because i'm the youngest or whatever?"
"dont you think that was X and X's idea?"
"you think it was, they did it like as a bad thing? O_O"
[...]
"the twist is, that person would be exempt!"
"OOH, i didnt even think about that O_O my mind is.."]

["im getting a little bored of this curse of yours X, let me just cut the DAMN THING OFF"]

["I USED TO BE A COP, I KNOW THESE THINGS. SO DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING."]

NA ONKA'S JURY QUESTION
*a young-ish black girl stands up, wearing a green t-shirt with i <3 sean written on it. Shes texting on her mobile phone, but as soon as her name is called, she looks up and angrily stares at the finalists*
Na Onka: Peach, I've only got a question for ya. Have chu seen my season of survivor?
Peach: i did before coming in ^_^
Na Onka: so chu know who fabio is?
Peach: is it the hot guy with the slightly retarded brain who won in the end?
Na Onka: its him, good job! Do you know why im asking this to you gurl?
Peach: …no?
Na Onka: well me and mah homeboy fabio we were like edited to be rivals during the game, but then you know i voted for him.. he won with mah vote, and gejo was jerking off violently when he realized how our great storyarc ended.. so peach do chu think we had a rivalry in THIS game?
Peach: i defo think so nay.. we were never friends, we frequently cussed each other out and, to be fair, i fucking hated you.
Na Onka: so you think that chu deserve mah vote?
Peach: if your basing your decision on that.. well then yeah, i do ^_^
Na Onka: pfft.
Peach: wut?
Na Onka: you're delusional. I asked you this question for a reason, stupid bitch. You think, after your behaviour in this game, i'm gonna reward you with mah vote? HAHAHA, IM FUCKING LAUGHING IN YOUR FACE, YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF WHITETRASH HOE! CHU WATCHED WHILE MY HOMEBOY DRE GOT KILLED IN DA HOOD! CHU FUCKING SLAPPED MAH GORGEOUS HOT FACE WHILE WE WERE RUNNING TO DA PITSTOP! CHU SPIT ON DA FACE OF MAH BEST FRIEND FOREVER NU YORK!! I FEEL OFFENDED TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU! AND YOURE EXPECTING ME TO GIVE YOU MAH VOTE? CHUR NOT GETTING IT. THE ONLY THING YOUR GETTING.. IS THIS!
*na onka lungs forward and spits on peach's face, ruining all her makeup and hair. Peach is just standing there, with her eyes closed, trying to remove it with a hankerchief*
Na Onka: you SO deserve it, fucking lucky piece of shit. Karen, if it wasnt clear, chu are getting mah vote gurl. You did nothing, but its still way better than being a total piece of disgusting smelly ass bitch. Good job gurl, i hope you win.
GeJo: i guess thanks na onka? : X lets just continue like nothing has happened, k? ^_^ laura, you're next!

LAURA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young gilf stands up, visibly shaking, while sobbing violently. Her mascara is all over the place, shes crying, and can barely move steadily*
Laura: hello guys ;_; this is so difficult for me standing here ;_; im so torn right now ;__; Karen, I think you played a dirty game. Drinking is a sin punishable by the Almighty, and your closeness to the hiv-infected community is just so morally UNACCEPTABLE that im finding it difficult to vote for you.
But peachy ;_; oh peachy ;_; people have told me things in ponderosa.. should I listen to them or not? SHOULD I FOLLOW MY HEART OR MY BRAIN? ;_;
Peach: uhm, I don't quite understand what you're talking about Laura.. could you be more clear?
Laura: it hurts me so much to tell you this but ;_; they say I was USED ;_; they've told me I was MANIPULATED ;_; they have questioned our FRIENDSHIP ;_; and at first.. I was so sure about my decision to keep you in the game, but.. but.. im doubting myself after some of your statements today ;_; was I just a TOOL ,waiting to be used, to get further in the game? Was I just a random old hag who you could care less about, but you wanted on the jury for a sure vote? BUT IM NOT STUPID PEACHY! ;_; ive got mama insticts, that's true, but i understand when people betray me, and im starting to feel this way towards you..
Peach: PLEASE STOP LAURA!
Laura: ; O
Peach: ive had enough of this. Laura, did you believe in our relationship while we were together in the house?
Laura: yes, but..
Peach: that's ENOUGH! DON'T GET CONVINCED BY THOSE FUCKING CONNIVING BITCHES OVER THERE! ITS ME! IM PEACHY! I haven't changed. Im your rock. Your dearest friend. And your biggest fan.
Laura: ;______________________________________;
Peach: I wont answer anything else. I think ive made my point. If you're still doubting me.. then vote against me. Its your choice.
Laura: ;___________________________________;
GeJo: thanks Laura : ( next up.. Regina ^_^

COMMERCIAL
["People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that so it would be like I`d be taking a step back or something."]

["You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee. Guess what, Missy, this is my house. You and Mr. Chestless here are over. So move on! Cause if you don't, I'm going to turn your little lame liason into a threesome, starring yours truly. And I don't kiss nice."]

["I can't believe the person you've turned into. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!"]

REGINA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young blonde stands up after her name is called, wearing a hip, yet proper, purple dress. However, her nipples are quite clearly showing under the bra she's (not) wearing*
Regina: hey Peachy ^_^ so nice to see you up there! If it wasn't supposed to be me, I'm happy your getting the 5 million dollar prize ^_^
Peach: well its not a certainty regy.. she might win, y'know..
Regina: lolwho? Her? *points at karen*
Peach: yeah.. karen..
Regina: lol at anyone ,other than that nigger bitch over there, voting for someone so USELESS to win such an epic game. I just giggle thinking about it because its so hilar and wrong. I wasnt expecting to ask you anthing, but, karen, i've got a couple of questions..
Karen: ..honey are you speaking to me? ^_^
Regina: uhm yeah? have you even listened to anything ive said so far?
Karen: sry sweetie, my mind went off because everyone was just speaking with peach and i got bored ^_^ sup?
Regina: sup that your a lazy ass cunt. Ive only got one question to show everyone how much of nothing you did in this game so far. Tell me 3 MOVES you have made throughout this process.
Karen: oh lord, thats tough.. well i'd say.. winning the final immunity challenge..
Regina: lol at winning a stupid challenge being your biggest move. Thats just pathetic. 2 weeks of doing nothing > winning one retarded final challenge. But please continue ^_^
Karen: thx hun.. then id say.. staying in the house after i was nominated by minnie in week 3..
Regina: WHAT? HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE KEPT IN BECAUSE NOBODY CARED FOR YOU! They were like: "are we voting off karen?" "naaaah, we can get rid of her next time..".. and fucking emma was evicted over you! THATS PATHETIC! Emma was a NOBODY, but you were even worse! But please, lets all hear your third big move ^_^
Karen: uhm well.. id say, after na onka was evicted, minerva came up to me and told me to make a secret alliance.. and it brought me here, so it was pretty effective imo ^_^
Regina: has everyone heard what she just said? Her BIGGEST move was agreeing to an alliance suggested by someone else. I think this speaks by itself. I'm done GeJo. This is just a joke.
GeJo: thanks regina! Azn sensation Jun, you're next ^_^

JUN'S JURY QUESTION
*someone is seen slowly standing up after hearing her name called by gejo. Shes humoungos, and is eating some chocolate ice cream with potato chips. The finalists are shocked to see her changed so much*
Jun: *munch*munch* hello you two! *BURP* well, ive only got a couple of things to say to both of you, and im BITTER *munch* karen, i think your a dirty player. You lied to me, you lied to everyone, you were a cheater, a horrible cunt, and i dont respect you. You never even tried to approach me *munch*munch* and when you did, it was to betray me *munch* i feel offended, because there were MY tactics in big brother 4, so you weren't even original *burp* your just a vile human being, and i wish you the worse *munch*munch* peach, i agree with what regina said.. even though we were never *that* close, i feel like you're just better than –her-. Did you play a good game? I dont think so. You were barely –there-, but its still miles ahead than being an unpleasant ugly bitch with no soul. I wish i could reward someone with more game than you, but it is what it is. Good job Peach, I hope you win *munch*munch*
Peach: : O wow thanks jun : O
GeJo: well, thanks junny ^_^ last but not least.. its minerva!

COMMERCIAL
["i have an idea! what about myself, chloe and dinah vote chrii. while phil, wrecker and quadratic vote manya. then ventie can be the deciding vote"
"i'm all for that"]

["it wasn't meant to be ELEGANT, heidi! "]

[« Only dumb people are happy."]

MINERVA'S JURY QUESTION
*a hot young mink stands up, and walks towards the finalists. Shes wearing a t-shirt with "MINERVA WUZ ROBBED" written on it. Shes dead serious"
Karen: oh boy : /
Minerva: well hello you two. You'll probably be surprise to hear this, but i'm so over this bitterness, so lets just end this in a high note, shall we? I'll start with you Peach. Honestly, you outwitted me. You played this game the hardest, always thought ahead, and i respect that. The alliances you were involved in were always successful, and even though you were in danger a lot of times during the competition, you survived. I'm a sucker for underdogs, so good job. Karen, utr games are usually bashed by the juries, but yours was masterful. People were never threatened by you, but it was the correct strategy to use, because, from day 1, everyone was massively targeting threats, and you immediately noticed this. It was smart, and, judging by how this FTC has gone so far, you are SEVERELY underrated. I both commend you for making it until the f2, and I wish you both good luck.
Peach: : O wow : O
Karen: omg thanks minnie, i didnt expect that ;_;
GeJo: thankyou Min..
Minerva: …not.
Peach: : O
Karen: : O
GeJo: : O
Minerva: you believed that?
Gejo: uhm, dur? : O
Minerva: have you even read my tshirt? Fucking morons. I told you I wasn't bitter. Its true. I'm ultrabitter. My eyes seriously hurt even watching the two of you sitting there, when I was THIS CLOSE to my final goal. Just so you know, I wouldve annihilated you in a final vote, but instead the tho nastiest cunts in the game are the final bitches standing, instead of me, myself, the minerva mink. Its sad. What a shit ending to such a great season.
Karen, I'll start with you. YOU MAKE ME BARF BARF BARF. PUKE JUST ERUPTS FROM MY ASS AS IM TALKING TO YOU. YOU ARE REVOLTING TO ME, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE FINALS OF THIS GAME. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ANSWER ME, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GET HERE?
Karen: well honey, initially..
Minerva: HONEY HONEY HONEY, I DONT FUCKING CARE! GO AND SUCK YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S DICK, MAYBE YOU'LL FIND MORE MONEY IN THERE! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF A GOLD-DIGGING DO-NOTHING WHORE, THE PORTRAIT OF A ROTTEN SOCIETY, AND I HOPE SOMEHOW, SOMEDAY, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF WITH NOTHING, NO ONE TO RELY ON, AND UNDERSTAND WHAT LIVING A NORMAL LIFE REALLY IS. HOW HAVE YOU LASTED SO LONG ANYWAYS? ALCOHOL SHOULD KILL PEOPLE, AND INSTEAD, YOU'RE THE OLDEST HAG IN THIS HOUSE, AND IN THE BEST SHAPE TOO..
Karen: oh thanks hon..
Minerva: SHUT UUUUUUPPPPPP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM SO OVER YOUR SQUEAKY RATTY LITTLE VOICE, AND IM A MOTHERFUCKING MOUSE, FOR FUCKS SAKE!
KAREN, YOU DONT NEED THE MONEY, AND IM NOT GIVING YOU MY VOTE.
..
SO PEACH, YOU'RE EXPECTING TO WIN NOW, AREN'T YOU? SEEMS LIKE JUN, REGINA AND JIGGLYPUFF ARE ALREADY VOTING FOR YOU, AND SINCE I JUST SAID IM NOT VOTING FOR KAREN, THEN IT MUST MEAN IM CASTING MY VOTE FOR YOU. WRONG! WRONG! WROOONG!
YOUR AN UNDESERVING PERSON. AND IM NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THIS GAME. IM SPEAKING ABOUT LIFE.
ARE YOU PRAYING PEACH? ARE YOU?
Peach: ..no, i dont believe in go..
Minerva: WELL, YOU FUCKING SHOULD, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY BUDDIES BACK HOME SEE THE SHOW, THEY'RE GOING TO BE PISSED. IM GOING TO TELL THEM: DONT RAPE HER, SHE LIKES IT! JUST SEW HER VAGINALIPS TOGETHER.. LETS SEE HOW YOU CAN FUCK YOUR UGGO ITALIAN BF NOW! NO MORE CHOZO SUBS FOR YOU BABES, IM SORRY, YOU'LL NEED TO FIND OTHER WAYS TO GET PENETRATED, PREFERABLY WITH SOMETHING SHARP ^_^
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES BUT THERE IS NOTHING LIKEABLE OR GOOD ABOUT YOU. EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY IS CHARACTERIZED BY A REPUGNANT NEED OF HURTING OTHER PEOPLE, AND THIS MAKES ME SICK. ID LIKE TO SAY THAT THERES AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL SOMEWHERE IN THERE, BUT I JUST DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! YOU ARE EVIL. YOU ARE NASTY. YOU ARE VILE. YOU ARE PEACH.
I'LL FINISH BY SAYING THIS.. IN THIS CASE, PERCEPTION IS REALITY. PERCEPTION IS PERCEPTION. AND THE PERCEPTION IS THAT YOURE A DISGUSTING SPINELESS COCKY LITTLE HOE WHOSE ONLY ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE IS TO HAVE FINGERED HERSELF WITH A WRENCH WHILE THE PLUMBER WAS WATCHING FROM THE KEYHOLE. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HES FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, A MIGHTY DRAGON IS SPEWING FIRE ONTO YOUR CROTCH AND YOUVE BECOME THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS OF THE """""MUSHROOM KINGDOM""""". GJ GIRL, THATS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
PEACH, I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY VOTE EITHER. YOU DISGUST ME. I SINCERELY HOPE YOU DIE. SUFFERING.
*minerva stops, turns around, and goes back to her seat. The room is quiet*

COMMERCIAL
["It's weird that I can make a joke and it becomes so controversial and people want to write about it. Some thing I say really flippantly gets this full-on rampage of stuff happening."]

["like i dont have any motivation to go anywhere, my body is just like sucking energy from my left toe ;_;.. its just.. im so tired ;_;"]

["i feel like im pointing it all out there, and im looking for love and each person that i wanna give it to, keeps walking out on me ;_;"]

GeJo: ..well that was certainly interesting : O everyone has asked their questions, so id say its time to vote ^_^ remember, this time your voting FOR a winner, not to send someone home.
Minerva: im not voting gejo.
GeJo: WHAT?
Minerva: I REFUSE to.
GeJo: shut the fuck up. No special treatments. Youre voting.
Minerva: no, im..
GeJo: Laura, you're up first ^_^
*laura is still crying, but she manages to grab the pen, writing down someones name down*
*na onka is next, and we see her writing KAREN, on her paper*
Na Onka: EASIEST VOTE IN SURVIVOR HISTORY. Peach you've Sash'd your way to the finals. Karen, this was a no-brainer. You were clearly the superior player. Fabio would be proud of you.
*regina arrives at the podium, and writes PEACH on her ballot*
Regina: peachy, girl, im so proud of you. You've played one hell of a game, and I hope we can spend your winnings together back home <3 I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
*makosi is the next one, she poses in fron of the camera, blows a kiss, and writes a name down*
*next one is jigglypuff, and with no doubts whatsoever, she immediately writes PEACH*
Jiggly: JIGGLY.PUFF.
*jun arrives at the boring ballot, and after burping, she writes KAREN's name down*
Jun: did you really believe my speech today? I was FAKE until the very end. Karen, the things I said to Peach, were really directed towards you. I think you deserve it way more than the other cunt. And Peach, im hoping this fucked you over. Now the rest of the jury will be like OMG PEACH HAS ALREADY 3 VOTES LOCKED(regina, jiggly, jun) ,WE NEED TO VOTE AGAINST HER IF NOT SHES OBVIOUSLY GOING TO WIN, HOW BORING! and im going to laugh my fucking ass off.
*last up is again minerva, who arrives at the podium and writes down nothing*
cameraman: wtf are you doing?
Minerva: im not voting for anyone
Cameraman: you have to.
Minerva: i refuse to.
Cameraman: its in the rules.
Minerva: fuck.off.
*a couple of minutes later, we see minerva going back to her seat next to the other jurymembers, while gejo is waiting for her*
GeJo: I'LL GO TALLY THE VOTES!
*gejo is seen going to the podium, grabbing the urn, and going back to the living room*
GeJo: Peach, Karen, and the jury.. thanks for a very exciting and unpredictable season <3 i love you all so fucking much <3 i know you would all love for me to reveal the votes right now, but sadly its gonna have to wait ;_; we'll see each other again in 3 months time ladies <333 byeeee
*gejo leaves the room, enters his private car, and leaves stabbcity. The journey is nearly over*

THREE MONTHS LATER
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
*a huge room full of people is seen. Theres griff, with his long flowing blonde hair, swirly, jo looking at gejo, mman, clearly under the effect of drugs, jason and joe, fucking each other in a shower, coc, in prison, frogs, making sweet love to ryuia and wejo, betty, sporting a new boytoy, and all the other stabb fans. GeJo is standing on stage, next to the two finalists*
GeJo: HELLO EVERYONE! Its nearly time to reveal the votes, and determine the winner. We have our final 2, Peach and Karen, and our jury.. Now before the vote.. Karen, how do you think the vote will turn out?
Karen: honey, honestly i think ive won by a pretty big margin ^_^ she was so hated, you know what i mean? Id be surprised to lose
GeJo: Peach?
Peach: i think ive got a pretty good shot at the money, just hoping the jury respects my gameplay ^_^
GeJo: i wont delay this anymore ^_^ its time to read the votes! Remember you want to see your name written down this time! It takes 4 votes to win, i'll read the votes..
FIRST VOTE..

KAREN
*the audience loudly cheers, with joe and jason fucking even more violently after hearing this*
NEXT VOTE..

PEACH
*the audience just claps, with froggy and ryuia clapping wildly for their clear favourite*
THIRD VOTE..

KAREN
*the audience goes insane, especially betty and her gays, who are rooting for the old brat*
FOURTH VOTE..

KAREN
*the tension is high. Only one vote until the fanfav wins*
Thats three votes Karen, one vote Peach. Three votes left.
NEXT VOTE..

PEACH
*gejo smiles and claps, as the audience is just rooting for karen, and froggy is now having wild hot sex with wejo*
SIXTH VOTE..

PEACH
*the audience gasps, as the result is closer than expected*
Thats three votes Karen, three votes Peach. Will we have the first dual winners of the show since Minerva was such a pussy, or is there a vote in here?
THE WINNER(s) OF STABB GODDESSES IS/ARE…

KAREN WALKER
*the audience goes wild, everyone stands up, hugs each other and claps wildly*
GeJo: CONGRATULATIONS KAREN! IN A 4-3 VOTE, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF STABB GODDESSES.
*karen runs offstage and hugs her dear maid rosario, while jack is on her side kissing her. The rest of the audience is still loudly cheering, pleased by the outcome*
GeJo: And so we have a winner.. everyone underestimated her coming into the game, and from day 1 she used this to her advantage. She made alliances when she needed to, won key competitions, and while the other contestants targeted each other, she just laid low and got them out.
I hope y'all enjoyed the greatest season of anything ever existed, and be sure to join me soon for the announcement of the new STABB GODDESSES cast. This is GeorgeJhon, talk to you soon <3
*the show ends with the cast hugging the two finalists, while gejo walks off stage, wiping a tear off his face. Its over. STABB GODDESSES 1 has ended*