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Published: 2008-02-23 03:03:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 4364; Favourites: 138; Downloads: 76
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"He simply walks into Mordor."The day you pick up a pile of elephant poop and ring it into your mouth for water is the day you can talk shit to me about Bear Grylls.
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A bunch of people keep saying everything he does is fake... I'll believe them the day THEY squeeze water out of elephant crap, improvise a natural hot tub, drink their own piss and shove a tube up their ass to let dirty water filled with seagull crap leak into them.
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.................. you are true, he can simply walk into Mordor: and this is somehow vaguely disturbing
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WAAA I LOVE THAT MAN!!!! my mom not so much...aboveall when he eats...larvae and insects and various junk 
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So true. Bear is fu*king amazing <3 There just isn't words to describe his sexy awesomeness...I watch his show way too much.
Did you see he's making a new program?! D:/ OMFGGGGG!!!
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Hahaha, oh my god. YES. Ye she does.
He probably eats half rotting orc flesh on the way there as well.
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He ate a frog alive... bit its head. D: Poor frog.
It's amusing to watch him eat and drink random stuff though. XD
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I was at animal kingdom w/ my family and we were talking about BG. My Mom was like, "and then Bear survived a trek through the rainforest and..." I jumped in, "started a fire with his urine."
i heart BG
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Bear Grylls has bigger balls than Chuck Norris. Is Trufax
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I'm not too into Bear Grylls, but this is a really funny stamp. 8D
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AHHHHHHH!!
Bear Grylls is one of my heroes. ^___^
INSTAFAVE!
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Amen! And we shall fight those who disagree!
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Sounds like a plan dood~
Also I love all your other stamps. c:
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