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Published: 2010-02-03 06:43:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 146; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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I was originally going to do just one joke, something of a flat note just to jump off into having a universe to write around that has some pretense. But I ended up thinking of so many jokes for this really odd situation that I couldn't settle on just one. so in the order that I thought of them.A: So, he's a demon summoner. Everybody gets that by now right?
B: Don't give away my secret identity.
A: So you drive around on a-
B: -I DRIVE AROUND ON A GIANT DEMON BUG!
A: So it's a beetle eh? Where's you get it?
B: Germany.
A: Good job dodging that leaf.
B: I know, we could have died.
A: So is the insurance on this thing expensive?
B: It's a beast.
A: You just crushed a Hummer.
B: You're welcome.
A: Does this thing have airbags?
B: It has air bladders.
A: Can't you make this thing go any faster?
B: I don't even know how I'm steering it.
A:That lady beneath us in the Volvo won't stop staring at us.
B: Man, some people are just weird.
A: So how many miles does it get to the gallon.
B: How many souls are in a gallon?
A:I wonder how much "Cash for Clunkers" would give us if we-
B: -Don't you dare.
A: Man it's cold up here.
B: I wish we had a car.
A: That cop wants you to pull over.
B: That's nice.
A: Finding parking for this thing's gonna be hard
B: Never has been before.
A: I forgot my wallet
B: @#$%&*!!!
A:I want, so bad, to find a flaw in this plan.
B: Going green can be fun!
A:Sooo...Smoopy's grown.
B: It's the beef sandwiches.
A: Why is it doing what we tell it to do?
B: Shhh!
A: Nice ride.
B: Yeah, it gets me from A to B.
