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(Steve Rogers x !Mutant/Avenger¡ Reader)

The Avengers sat in a circle, passing a bottle of whiskey around and it was your turn. You were already a little off the edge, your long brunette hair flopped on your shoulders when you spoke. You were in a large ' This is NACHO business!' shirt and jeans. The rest of the Avengers were in more casual outfits, some in socks, some bare foot.

"Fine Stark, I'll do it!" You yelled uncontrollably, your brunette hair swung from your shoulders to your back. Tony was drunk, and so were you, and don't forget the rest of the Avengers too. He dared you to drink 1/4 of the whiskey bottle, and that was a daredevil thing to try.

You took the bottle, drank 1/4 of it, and automatically the room swam out of focus. It was like when you spin super fast in a circle and suddenly stop, and the Earth is all 'baaaahhh' on you. The next thing you had to do was a dare
Luckily Steve wasn't there.
"Tooony, I dare you to sssseee if Captain 'Merica ever sneezes dis' week, and if he does , I get $50.00!!" You yelled, slurring your words to the max as the entire room gasps. Tony is drunk, but he was in shock. Being the better and selfish playboy he is, he did it.

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Fallout 4 Preston whistle
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You stalked Steve everywhere and somehow it was a strange habit. You flickered into his room sometimes, and sometimes did small tasks for him. By the time it was Friday, the plan was in full affect.

"What can I do for you Captain?" You popped into his room on Friday night. He wasn't expecting you, so when you entered the room, he jumped.
"I think I could handle an Iced Tea today, (y/n)."
You came into the kitchen to grab the gallon of Iced Tea, and poured it into a plastic cup. You put 3 ice cubes in it, but before you did, you pulled out a pack of 'Sneezing Powder!' and sprinkled it into the iced tea . You turned on a movie (Pitch Perfect 2) and invited the other Avengers to join in on watching it, and finally made the popcorn. You flicked into Steve's room, gave him the tea, and asked him to join you and the Avengers on the movie.
"C'mon, it's PP2! It's gonna be great!"

"Ok then (y/n)."
You led him to the living room where you sat down in the middle of Natasha and Tony, and suddenly felt Steve sip the Iced Tea. As if magic, several things happened at once.

1. Steve inhaled sharply. .
2. Tony gasped.
3. You paused the movie.
4. Tony looked at you in disgust.
5. Steve sneezed.

It was an innocent kitten sneeze. Such a tough man, but such a KAWAII sneeze!! On the inside you chuckled, laughed because it was WORTH IT. On the outside, you said. .

"Pay up."

Description
(Steve Rogers x !Mutant/Avenger¡ Reader)

The Avengers sat in a circle, passing a bottle of whiskey around and it was your turn. You were already a little off the edge, your long brunette hair flopped on your shoulders when you spoke. You were in a large ' This is NACHO business!' shirt and jeans. The rest of the Avengers were in more casual outfits, some in socks, some bare foot.

"Fine Stark, I'll do it!" You yelled uncontrollably, your brunette hair swung from your shoulders to your back. Tony was drunk, and so were you, and don't forget the rest of the Avengers too. He dared you to drink 1/4 of the whiskey bottle, and that was a daredevil thing to try.

You took the bottle, drank 1/4 of it, and automatically the room swam out of focus. It was like when you spin super fast in a circle and suddenly stop, and the Earth is all 'baaaahhh' on you. The next thing you had to do was a dare
Luckily Steve wasn't there.
"Tooony, I dare you to sssseee if Captain 'Merica ever sneezes dis' week, and if he does , I get $50.00!!" You yelled, slurring your words to the max as the entire room gasps. Tony is drunk, but he was in shock. Being the better and selfish playboy he is, he did it.

________
Fallout 4 Preston whistle
________

You stalked Steve everywhere and somehow it was a strange habit. You flickered into his room sometimes, and sometimes did small tasks for him. By the time it was Friday, the plan was in full affect.

"What can I do for you Captain?" You popped into his room on Friday night. He wasn't expecting you, so when you entered the room, he jumped.
"I think I could handle an Iced Tea today, (y/n)."
You came into the kitchen to grab the gallon of Iced Tea, and poured it into a plastic cup. You put 3 ice cubes in it, but before you did, you pulled out a pack of 'Sneezing Powder!' and sprinkled it into the iced tea . You turned on a movie (Pitch Perfect 2) and invited the other Avengers to join in on watching it, and finally made the popcorn. You flicked into Steve's room, gave him the tea, and asked him to join you and the Avengers on the movie.
"C'mon, it's PP2! It's gonna be great!"

"Ok then (y/n)."
You led him to the living room where you sat down in the middle of Natasha and Tony, and suddenly felt Steve sip the Iced Tea. As if magic, several things happened at once.

1. Steve inhaled sharply. .
2. Tony gasped.
3. You paused the movie.
4. Tony looked at you in disgust.
5. Steve sneezed.

It was an innocent kitten sneeze. Such a tough man, but such a KAWAII sneeze!! On the inside you chuckled, laughed because it was WORTH IT. On the outside, you said. .

"Pay up."