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gothchic56 — My Worst Nightmare
Published: 2011-04-04 17:39:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 2976; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 11
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Description Buford was a bully. That much everyone knew. But what they never knew was that he would never actually hurt Baljeet. He would push him down, but only to extend a hand and help him back onto his feet. He would steal his calculator and break it. But he knew Baljeet could easily get a new one. (His warranty had been renewed so many times the company almost knew when it was time for the new one.)

It was almost a game between the two boys. It came down to Buford's teasing antics with a wide grin, and a half-assed complaint from Baljeet, who would laugh and roll his eyes.

Buford would steal something of Baljeet's and hold it high over his head. Baljeet would sigh and try to get it back. Both boys never really minded how close their bodies were, or that they could feel the fast beats of each others' heart.

So when Buford had detention one day (ironically given by a substitute teacher for his "persistent bullying to that poor Indian boy.") and left the school an hour after his usual time, he was more than surprised to see Baljeet sitting on the steps, back facing him.

"'Jeet? You're still here? I thought Mondays were your free days?" He asked, taking a seat next to him.

"…Yes. They are."

Buford noticed something when Baljeet didn't turn to face him. Baljeet always made eye contact. And his voice had this tone in it…almost like he was crying.

"Hey…what's wrong?" Buford leaned forward to take a look at Baljeet. His jaw dropped as his eyes scanned the tan boy's face.

Not only were his eyes red and puffy from crying, but he had a bloodied lip and a black eye forming.

Buford kneeled in front of Baljeet, gently taking his face in his hands and scanning for anything else that could be wrong.

"Who did it." He growled. "Who did this to you."

It wasn't a question. It was a statement. Baljeet hiccupped through held-back tears and mumbled a name.

Buford nodded and took Baljeet's backpack and slung it over his arm, grabbing Baljeet's hand and pulling him into his car to bring him home. He cleaned his lip as the smaller boy blushed, Buford taking his time to make sure everything was okay and not in need of stitches. He gave Baljeet ice to hold to his eye.  And the whole ride home, Buford kept a hand on Baljeet's knee, comforting him in the tense silence that encased the air.

Baljeet came to school the next morning with a considerably less noticeable black eye and swollen lip. Buford met him with a smile and slung an arm over his shoulders. Baljeet had to stop his knees from buckling not from the husky boy's weight, but from the feel of his arm around him.

The rest of their friends met them at the door, each exchanging glances at the sight of not only Baljeet's face, but Buford's arm protectively around him. Phineas opened his mouth to ask and Buford cut him off saying, "No one messes with my nerd."

Everyone was thoroughly confused until a large boy from the football team walked by and received a glare from Buford. He gulped and hurried into the school.

"Yeah that's right, run." Buford mumbled. Baljeet laughed and leaned into Buford's arm.

Phineas, Isabella and Ferb exchanged glances once more and Ferb's eyebrow went up. The school's heftiest member of the football team had just passed sporting two black eyes and a broken nose.

"No one messes with my nerd."
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Comments: 47

VioletPony11 [2017-08-29 00:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Loved this

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Clover112796 [2016-11-19 16:34:57 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know I needed this until now.

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VoltinaSnape [2013-12-12 05:44:24 +0000 UTC]

so sweet

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WingedWolvesForever [2012-12-08 19:59:20 +0000 UTC]

daaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

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ComplementaryColours [2012-11-17 03:13:26 +0000 UTC]

Haha~ my gosh. (:

This just made me feel all warm and fluffy inside. It was so short and simple~ but you can see this happening.

It is funny-- because Buford and Baljeet had started out being more bully & nerd. But the series progressed their relationship developed into something... so beautifully ambiguous.

You captured it well here, those descriptions and personalities, and structured it in a way that makes sense. You can say it in the most literal sense that they really do seem to be just flirting around with each other. Hehe~ ;u;

This story is so sweet.

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Albaharu [2012-05-30 07:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes *_*
awesome story <3
I always thougth that if baljeet gets hurt for anyone, buford will get very angrey <3

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gothchic56 In reply to Albaharu [2012-06-15 20:44:07 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you!
And of course, he's always going to protect him~

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akchrome [2012-03-28 01:47:14 +0000 UTC]

awwww

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SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-21 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Omigosh, this is adorable. I can totally imagine Buford being all protective. Nice job~

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gothchic56 In reply to SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-22 23:24:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha, protective Buford is always my favorite! >3 After seeing him that way with Biff, I had to apply it to Baljeet. xD

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SmoothJazzFails In reply to gothchic56 [2011-11-22 23:37:28 +0000 UTC]

Protective Buford is best Buford. BD

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gothchic56 In reply to SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-23 02:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha, right you are, my friend. Right you are. c:

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SmoothJazzFails In reply to gothchic56 [2011-11-23 03:10:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask, have you seen the new episode of Phineas and Ferb, Lotsa Latkes? Buford and Baljeet get a song called 'Frenemies' in it~

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gothchic56 In reply to SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-23 03:51:28 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD YES. YES.

I'VE BEEN SINGING IT NON STOP. ITS HILARIOUS~

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SmoothJazzFails In reply to gothchic56 [2011-11-23 05:07:16 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOSH ME TOO. My family's getting sick of me singing it at the top of my voice all the time xD

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gothchic56 In reply to SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-23 05:47:11 +0000 UTC]

YES! Ahahahaha I'm not alone!!!

I had one of my sister's friend's singing it and she didn't even know what it was. xD But it was totally worth it in the end. >3

And Buford and Baljeet in those outfits gets me everytime~

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SmoothJazzFails In reply to gothchic56 [2011-11-23 06:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha xD My brother keeps tyring to sing it, but the only word he knows from the song is frenemies...

I know right it's so cute

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gothchic56 In reply to SmoothJazzFails [2011-11-23 07:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha that's epic!!! That's all you need my friend! xD

May or may not be drawing that as we speak... >3

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SmoothJazzFails In reply to gothchic56 [2011-11-23 14:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Haha, true!

Omigosh I want to seeee

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nocoisreal [2011-08-01 01:25:48 +0000 UTC]

yay!!!! Go Buford

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gothchic56 In reply to nocoisreal [2011-08-09 20:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! ;D
The ever-protective Buford! xD

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nocoisreal In reply to gothchic56 [2011-08-10 06:44:41 +0000 UTC]

yes. Well it is his nerd

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DarkwingSnark [2011-05-05 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

See, if I had a bully like Buford growing up...I wouldn't have minded and not been so traumatized. XD Oh Buford, how I love thee.

Seriously though, I randomly come by to check your gallery, since you've been commenting so much on mine...And I find that you write for them. Now i have a happy, because i've only read like one Baljeet/Buford story before this. happy dance time.

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gothchic56 In reply to DarkwingSnark [2011-05-05 23:32:15 +0000 UTC]

I was a nerd....still am. xD
Ohh noo! Just...replace those memories and substitute Buford? D: Cause, y'know. He's fun. :3

Heh, I'm glad you found my B2 stories! And I am VERY happy that you like them!
Hopefully I'll get to writing more soon, hehehe. Happy dance time indeed.

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ShantalUsagi [2011-04-04 22:24:39 +0000 UTC]

I wish I have a bully like Baljeet *o*

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gothchic56 In reply to ShantalUsagi [2011-04-06 03:24:06 +0000 UTC]

It's cause Buford's a loooooving Bully. :3

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SafelyDangerous [2011-04-04 22:17:38 +0000 UTC]

This is cute~

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 03:13:32 +0000 UTC]

DSAFLAERWGKIOABN

I AM SO HAPPY YOU THINK SO.
ITS LIKE, AN HONOR.

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SafelyDangerous In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 05:06:20 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh stop >.< It's no big deal. I'm not like.. God or anything xD

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 05:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Pfffttt, of amazing BuJeet? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE.

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SafelyDangerous In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 05:30:05 +0000 UTC]

BuJeet xD I like that~ I haven't heard that yet; I've seen B2, Bsquared, and BuBal, but BuJeet is adorable

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 05:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, really? I heard it and giggled. A lot. xD I've never heard BuBal before! Huh. Learn something new err' day.

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SafelyDangerous In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 05:49:46 +0000 UTC]

Just wrote some more B2 About to post it~

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 06:01:16 +0000 UTC]

HAVE I EVER SAID HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

CAUSE I DO.

Ahhhh~

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SafelyDangerous In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 06:02:32 +0000 UTC]

There's really isn't enough B2♥

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 06:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Sadly, no.

Doesn't help that I got a nasty anonymous review on this over at ff.net. On the same day I was fired from work. :/

SO. I've decided I'm going to spam everything with B2. SO MUCH OF IT.

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SafelyDangerous In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 06:14:22 +0000 UTC]

What? Not cool Anonymous bastards.

But yay, spam.

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gothchic56 In reply to SafelyDangerous [2011-04-06 06:18:27 +0000 UTC]

I was gonna angry reply and everything. BUT I COULDN'T.

Huzzah!

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Jingle101 [2011-04-04 21:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha! It's cute! I can SO imagine Buford attacking anyone who messes with HIS nerd ^^

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gothchic56 In reply to Jingle101 [2011-04-06 03:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Awuh I'm glad you agree! Heh, you bet your ass Buford keeps his nerd safe.

"Uh...*sputters* Bully code!"

xDD

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Jingle101 In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 10:58:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm so glad they made Buford a main character and didn't keep him as just a background bully!

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gothchic56 In reply to Jingle101 [2011-04-06 17:33:12 +0000 UTC]

I knoow! It's so amazingly perfect, I can't imagine the show without him.
Oh, his witty one-liners.

"Grab your bathing suit and the peanut butter, and meet me at the flagpole."

I'm still confused. xD

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Jingle101 In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 20:45:15 +0000 UTC]

I know! And personally, I think it's great they added a *sort of* bully. It makes it a little more realistic ^^

Pfff, his lines are great! "I never got my metaphorical cheese! 'cheese cheese wombat cheese' Huh... my echo's broken."

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gothchic56 In reply to Jingle101 [2011-04-07 00:07:49 +0000 UTC]

It's because He's just so damn cute. xD

Oh my gosh I lost it at that one. xDD
OHH BUFORD. <3

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All-These-Kiwis [2011-04-04 17:48:25 +0000 UTC]

I don't watch P&F, but that was a cute story<3

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gothchic56 In reply to All-These-Kiwis [2011-04-04 17:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Ahh~ Thank you!!

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All-These-Kiwis In reply to gothchic56 [2011-04-06 06:46:12 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome~

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