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Published: 2008-08-09 22:33:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 6715; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 359
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I'm only doing this because I like you guys. This one took MUCH longer to do than the first, mostly because I knew it would take up too much space on one sheet of paper, so I had to make it in Illustrator, and in color to cheer up the place. Okay, so ever since Breaking Dawn's release the Twilight hype on the internet has gotten even stronger, and I lost count after 236 different avatars, buttons, or T-shirts on Facebook or google said how much they wanna bang Edward. Up to Chapter 5 of Twilight, and I noticed all the book characters I'm drawn to have their looks described and sparse snippets, and I use my imagination to fill in the blanks. If I like the character's personality, they'll appear attractive to me (i.e. Remus Lupin) but to remind the reader EVERY. SINGLE. PAGE that Edward's flawlessly beautiful? Thank you, Stephanie Meyer, for killing subtlety. Oh, and my boyfriend's better than Edward because he hooked me up with a phone call to Crispin Freeman, who voices Alucard in Hellsing, who, BTW, would totally pwn Edward over 9000 times. Beat THAT, Bella.Related content
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perfect? bunch a girly Crap baskets! thats the way uh hu uh hu i like it uh hu uh hu!
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lucky, you got to talk to Crhispin, hes voiced so many cool kick ass charecters^_^ oh yea, i made a charecter specificaly to make fun of twilight and just to increase the spite of it, she is crazy as all fucking hell, makes alucard look sain, and calls herself bella(not her real name though, just the name she goes by, and lets just say that what she wants to happen, is the world to go into uter chaos and then kill every fucking thing on earth)
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Y-You... Got to talk to Crispin Freeman!? *eyetwitch*
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Why, yes. I actually first met him when he held a mythology lecture in a college near mine. And if all goes as planed with my anime club, he'll be visiting as a special guest.
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Wh-What!? Oh my god! I'd KILL to meet Mr. Freeman! 
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I envy you that you got to talk to Crispin Freeman....lucky ^^
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You're probably going to be REALLY envious when I tell you my college's anime club is making arrangements for him to be a guest speaker.
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That's one secret I'll never tell. XOXO
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Your boyfriend hooked you up with a phone call to Alucard! Does he have brothers?
On the topic of Phone calls from Alucard, My best guy friend, Who does a killer imitation of Alucard, called me at like midnight and said "I know where you live," in his Alucard voice. I, like, totally freak and threw my cell phone clear across my room and hide my bed. Yeah, he's such a great friend.
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LOL at that last part! Yes, one brother and one sister, the latter who can be seen on Smallville. My boyfriend can do a really good Alucard voice, but he does it more sexy than scary. And then one of our friends can do an Alucard voice so accuate we usually jump back. He usually does it for the ALL CAPS monologues. You probably wouldn't want his, "HURRY! HURRY! HUUUURRRY!!!!111" as a wake-up call.
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Wow! thats soooo funny its kinda true. I know Im kinda the book follower but the fans can get annoying sometimes
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You would know...
jeje lol
^^ luv ya!!! roflmao
c ya on Wednesday
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Alucard killing everyone from twilight... my dream come true... XD
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Hidden by Owner
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Oops, sorry. I got confused with D on my other comic. But yes, I gave a girl a high-five for wearing a Team Alucard shirt at A-CEN.
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lmao.. I thought his farts would smell like roses.. my bad
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Oh my God. This is the first deviation I've sent that's gotten over 1,000 views. Thanks so much everyone!
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Thanks for your comment; vol. 1 was the one where I parodied Card Crusher. On chapter 6 now, and I see Twilight suffers from Final Fantasy XII syndrome: they made the least interesting character the main one that everything happens to.Vol. 3 and 4 are on the way, all I will say is that the next one will be an interview with Robert Pattinson going horribly wrong. (wicked laughter)
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OMG where's volume 1?
I read Twilight and was severely dissappointed. I was expecting a vampire horror story with some romance thrown in, not the other damn way around.
Although, I can clearly see why teenagers love it.
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Almost forgot: please full view! For those who can't make out all the words: Bella: Oh, Edward, I've had so much fun these past few days! I never knew vampires could sparkle!
Edward: But that's not all, Bella! I can do so much more than just sparkle! Just watch! Look what happens when I cut myself!
Bella: You bleed glitter?
Edward: And that's not all! Watch this!(blows whistle)
Bella:You...summoned a unicorn.
Edward: But that's not all.
Bella: There's more?
(Edward rips one.)
Bella: Wait. Is that the smell of...?
Edward: Yes. Yes it is.
Bella: Cotton candy. Your farts smell like cotton candy....Ok, now that's too ridiculous even for ME.
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xDDDD
I so have to show my friend who loves Twilight this..
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