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Published: 2012-09-20 12:18:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3717; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 7
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Request for ~AzuleneAroma in which Shep and Jack go bra shopping, Shep is a cocktease, Jack doesn't give two shits who sees her, and Garrus gets to play the glorified clothes rack.Related content
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.. and of course they inisted on bringing our favourite turian? 
I can see a good purpose for a turian male though, his fringe could be used as a bra rack should he prove useless in other departments.
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Haha! Bra rack fringe! Nice! I could totally see that, too! "Here hold this! *throws bra on his head*"
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Exactly.
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Aw poor Garrus, Bra shopping is no bueno... especially for the one lugging them around. I love all of their expressions and stances. So amusing! Well done
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Glad you like it! He should just try to enjoy the show.
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The, "Thx, bby" really gets me when I look at this. xD WELL DONE <3
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It's so unexpected from Shepard, but I could still totally see her say it.
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Aaaaaa, now I can totally fantasize about this happening every time I visit a hub-world! This is totally the thing my Jamie Shep would do too, this is too perfect xD
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Oh man, those would be some hilarious shopping trips!
"Stop whining. It could be worse."
"I don't see how."
"I COULD have dragged you into THAT store." *points to adult store*
"What is that purple thing in the window...? Is that... Is that suppose to be a turian's...?" D: *Shep looks smug* "F-fine. Just try on your damn underwear and let's go."
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Oh lord, Garrus's head would explode from blushing xD
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OMG . Thank you -this goes perfectly with my story. Great job; priceless expressions! Thanks so much!
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I'm glad you like it! Thanks for requesting it! It was soooo fun to draw!
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Hah, poor Garrus! Love his expression, and how much Shepard is enjoying this. XD
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He probably made fun of her dancing skills again. Payback!
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XD You would think Garrus would have learned better by now! Don't mention dancing to Shepard. Ever.
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"I saw parts of Jack I should NEVER have seen."
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"and when did i become a clothes rack."
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Thanks! I was pretty pleased with it!
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Guess he learned the hard way about having a human girlfriend, and of all being Shepard, no sex for you Garrus till you help her 
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"Shepard, you said this store sold rifle accessories."
"No, I said it sold things to help me polish your rifle."
"What are you..." OwO "Oh. OHHHH."
"Atta boy. Now gimme the lacy one."
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^ I think that sums up how I feel, just too dam awesome and hilarious, naughty Garrus finally figured it out
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He probably got tricked into it!
"Shepard, they don't sell rifle parts here... -_-"
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