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greenzaku — My Car is my Penis
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Published: 2010-12-05 10:44:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 502; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 18
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My Car is my PenisMy Car is my penis, it's bigger than yours.
It makes me lie down with hawt chicks; It leads me in night burnouts.
It restores my street cred; and leads me down the path of a Darwin Award for manliness's sake.
Yo, even though I'm always at twice the speed limit, I fear no evil, For under the dash; My meth and my booze, they comfort me.
Your driveway is a racetrack before me in the presence of my homies; You anointed my head with curses; Your cat was run over.
Surely police and demerit points will follow me for all the days of my life, And I will ride in the back of Aunt Harriet's '81 Ford Fairmont forever.
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mentally-defective girlfriends
There's any other kind?
(joking)
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So true...this is just what goes through their heads!
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Well, there's not much in those noggins to stop *anything* from going through
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Sorry, I've just not had that much time to respond just yet.
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Oh my god this is made of so much win the you almost melted my face.
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lol lovely
oh, when u get a new address, ive got your box to send you
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For a seccond I was like: ZAKU WHAT THE HECK.
now I get it and agree completely.
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*falls over laughing* "You anoit my head with curses; Your cat was run over." Best part!
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I edited the last line when I realised that probational plates were from australia only.
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I was kinda wondering what that was about, since America doesn't have them. We just have the three strikes policy.
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Ah...when a learner (L) driver passes their test, they become probationary (P) drivers here. After some period of time, a (P) driver gets to move on to a full licence. (L) or (P) signs are attached to cars.
Aside from the usual demerit point system and other penalties for driving offenses, a driver on (P) plates may have the period that they have to wait before they can get a full licence extended if they break the law. So some reckless drivers are stuck on their (P) plates for years.
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