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How did you get into this mess again?

Of course, Jean, your best friend besides Sasha, had told you to come play Truth or Dare with him and the rest of the rookies. You, politely, said hell no. All day he kept begging and begging and begging, and even Sasha took part when she said she'd give you her bread if you came. Tempting, but still no. It got to the point where you slapped Jean across the face. He was pissed at that. So while you were walking to your room after dinner, he gagged you, and tied your wrists together, dragging you with him.

"Jean! What the hell?!" You screamed into the gag. Thanks to the cloth over your mouth, it came out as "Gone! Gut da gell?!" To which he laughed at.

"We're going to my room, where everyone is waiting for you." Jean said.

"Are you sure this isn't some stupid attempt to hook up with me?" You said, voice sounding funny, courtesy of the gag.

"Don't worry," He said, opening the door. "It's not." He finished, pushing you inside and walking in after you.

"Look who finally showed up!" Sasha called. Everyone was seated around the room. Ymir and Christa were on the sofa, Reiner and Bertholdt on the armrests. Armin, Mikasa and Eren all sat against the wall. Sasha and Connie were seated in the middle of the room. Eren stood up with a grin and took out a small knife, cutting the rope from your wrists. You reached over to the back of your head and untied the gag, throwing it into a corner of the room.

"Better?" The green-eyed boy asked.

"Shut up." You said, giving him a friendly shove. He laughed and went back to sit with Armin and Mikasa.

"Since (f/n) is here, I can finally ask her my dare..." Jean said, sitting down beside Connie. You rolled your eyes and sat down next to him.

"I'm not going to put a cream mustache on Hanji's face again, Jean. I did it once, and you remember what happened." You said, crossing your arms.

"Oh yeah, didn't you have to do some experiments with her, and ended up getting turned into a-" Armin started.

"Armin!" You said. The blonde smiled and let out a nervous laugh. "Shall we not?" You asked. His laugh became a little more confident.

"Don't worry, kitten." Jean said with a smirk. Connie started laughing hysterically and Sasha had to put her hand over his mouth to stop. Reiner in the corner looked like he was about to burst at any second.

"I swear to all the walls-" You started.

"Truth or dare?" Jean cut you off.

"Dare, since you want it so badly." You said, shaking your threat from your mind. Jean gave you a smirk and he had a mischievous glint in his eye. Your eyes widened as everyone else gave you the same look. They knew what was coming to you. One thought, one word, ran through your mind at that moment. Shit...

~*Time Skip Brought To You By Yours Truly, Bela Bombastic. Haha, Puns...*~

"I am not doing this, Jean!" You said in a very loud whisper. Jean, Sasha, Connie, Reiner, Bertholdt, Ymir, Christa, Armin, and Eren were all trying to push you inside the kitchen, all in the form of a line as they pushed against one another. Mikasa watched away from the group, looking bored as ever.

You firmly grasped ( ) the door frame and pressed your body against it, wrapping your arms and legs around it. "Stop pushing me, I won't do it!" You hissed. They continued pushing you.

"Just do it (f/n), it's not like he'll notice!" Sasha said from behind Jean as she pushed against him.

"Yeah, just do it!" Eren called from the back of the line.

"No!" You said, holding yourself against the door frame as much as you could.

"Enough." A voice spoke. You turned to see Mikasa walking towards the group. "Move." She ordered. Everyone stepped out of the way. Mikasa stared at you with a bored expression. "Sorry (f/n)." She said. She pushed you, and you gave away from her surprising strength. Before they closed the door, you saw everyone's look of shock as they stared at Mikasa with wide eyes or gaping mouths.

You heard the soft click that announced the door was locked. You sighed and looked around you. "It'll be fun, they said. Don't worry, they said. It'll be fine, they said." You muttered to yourself. You scanned around the kitchen. There was a large table in the center, as a sink and oven took up one side of the room, a large door that most likely lead to the cooler took up another side. The last side was just a counter, with cabinets on the top and bottom. "Farthest cabinet to the right..." You repeated Jean's instruction as you walked over to the right cabinet, opening it. He was right. At the very top shelf, was a jar that read:

Levi's Cookies.
Do not touch if you want to live

"There it is." You said to yourself through a sigh. You climbed on top of the counter and reached your arms up, grabbing the glass jar. It seemed heavy. Oh god, the cookies it could hold. What was it Jean dared you to do? Oh yeah. Eat every last one. "He wouldn't notice, they said." You muttered to yourself as you set it on the counter and climbed off, closing the cabinet.

You lifted the lid off the jar. Holy. Shit.

There were over thirty of them in that jar. You had to hold back a gasp. You picked one out of the jar and held it up, feeling it, smelling it, making sure it was real. You took a bite.

You saw fireworks.

What is this feeling?

Love.

It's definitely love.

This is what love feels like.

Taking a bite into a cookie.

It was true love.

You quickly devoured that cookie, and moved on to the next. White Macadamia Nut. Delicious. Sugar Cookie. Heaven. Oatmeal. Holy Shit. Almonds. Holy Hell. Peanut Butter. Oh My God. Double Fudge. If you died right now, there would be no regrets.

You ate each of those cookies gladly. If Levi came in here right now and caught you, it wouldn't matter. There was only one left. Chocolate Chip. You stared at it's beautiful perfection. It was as big as your hand. The chocolate chips were overthrowing the actual cookie itself. You sighed. It was gorgeous. Your eyes fluttered shut and you opened your mouth to take the first bite.

"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing, cadet (l/n)?" A voice said from behind you. No, You thought, freezing with the cookie centimeters from your face. That door is locked. And everyone's keeping watch outside. Thinking this was your imagination, you turned, keeping the cookie concealed. Sure enough, Corporal shorty Windex himself was standing at the door, with his arms crossed. Your friends weren't in sight. "Well, are you going to answer me or not?" He asked.

"I'm..." You searched for an excuse. "I'm checking these cookies for poison." You finally settled for.

Levi raised an eyebrow. "Poison?"

"Yeah." You said, nodding your head.

"Then you should've only taken one bite out of each one, right?" He said.

You were silent. "Well, sir, they may have been poisoned in only one spot. So I had to eat all of them to make sure you wouldn't die." You said.

"So you've eaten all of them?"

"Yeah."

"Every single one?"

"Yup."

"What're you hiding behind your back." It was more of a statement than a question.

"A cook- uh nothing." You said, mentally slapping yourself.

He advanced towards you, and your heart rate increased it's speed by the thousands. He stopped once your chests were against each others. "Give me the cookie, (f/n)." He ordered, holding out his hand.

Something in your head possessed you to say, "No."

His eyebrows raised and his eyes widened a fraction. "No?" He asked. You were still. Not just from defiance, but from shock too. Who knew you'd say such a thing to your superior? He wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you closer, until you were flush against him. You held your courageous glare. He stared down at you with a small smirk and began leaning in. Your glare softened, and you slightly leaned in too, fluttering your eyes shut. You felt an emptiness in the hand that was behind your back.

You opened your eyes to see Levi holding the perfect cookie, and raising it to his lips that had formed a smirk. That same little being inside you possessed you once again to do this next life-threatening move. You snatched the cookie from Heichou's hand and ran for the door.

"(f/n)! Get your ass back here!" You heard behind you. You ran out the kitchen, out the mess hall, and into the hallways. You could hear Levi's footsteps behind you. For a person of his height, he sure could run fast.

"NEVER!" You screeched in return, laughing hysterically as you outran your superior. You ran out of the castle and towards the training grounds. Just in your highest point of confidence, something slammed into your body, knocking you face first into the floor. "NO!" You screeched as the cookie flew out of your hand. Another hand caught the circle of perfection.

Levi flipped you over so you were on your back as he straddled your hips. "HEICHOU, NO, GIVE IT BACK!" You screeched, trying your best to get up. He had his knees pinning your arms to the floor.

"You need to be punished, (f/n)." He said. He leaned in so your faces were inches away. "You're going to watch me eat this cookie nice and slowly, and you're going to think about what you're missing out on." He said, dropping his voice into a low whisper.

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" You said, struggling though it didn't seem to work.

"Watch me." He said. He ignored your pleas for him to stop as he brought it to his mouth. He suddenly stopped. "Do you still want it?" He asked.

"OH GOD YES." You replied.

He smirked and bit about halfway into the cookie. Then he leaned in, so the other half was at your lips. "Go ahead." He said, voice muffled by the circle of perfection.

So now what? Yes, you wanted to kiss Levi, and yes, you wanted to cookie. But... was this a trick? You hesitated as your face grew crimson. "Very well." Levi said, starting to lean away.

Before he could move any further, you clamped onto the cookie, until your lips were barely a centimeter away. Your eyes were focused on his, as his were on you. "Well?" He asked. "Aren't you going to eat it?"

You knew that if you bit into it, your lips were sure to touch. You thought about this for a moment. What if he leaned away? He seemed too focused on you to notice your hands slowly slide out from beneath his knees. You bit down into the cookie, and your lips met. You quickly brought your hands up to the back of his neck to make sure it stayed that way. You tasted two sweet things in that moment.

1. Chocolate

2. Levi's Lips.

~*Bonus Ending*~

"You wanted to speak to me, Corporal?" You asked, stepping inside his office. It had been about a week since the cookie incident, and he hadn't spoken to you since. Not once. Eren told you that he needed to talk to you after dinner.

"Levi. Call me Levi." He said, locking the door behind you.

"Okay... Levi. Did you want to talk?" You asked, turning to him. He slowly advanced towards you, forcing you to back up. You backed all the way until you hit his desk. He slowly leaned forward until your faces were inches apart. Before you could lean back in, he leaned away a little bit a held something up.

A cookie.

"I have one left. Want to share it?" He asked, biting down on one end.

You smiled. "I'd be honored." You bit down on the other end.

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How did you get into this mess again?

Of course, Jean, your best friend besides Sasha, had told you to come play Truth or Dare with him and the rest of the rookies. You, politely, said hell no. All day he kept begging and begging and begging, and even Sasha took part when she said she'd give you her bread if you came. Tempting, but still no. It got to the point where you slapped Jean across the face. He was pissed at that. So while you were walking to your room after dinner, he gagged you, and tied your wrists together, dragging you with him.

"Jean! What the hell?!" You screamed into the gag. Thanks to the cloth over your mouth, it came out as "Gone! Gut da gell?!" To which he laughed at.

"We're going to my room, where everyone is waiting for you." Jean said.

"Are you sure this isn't some stupid attempt to hook up with me?" You said, voice sounding funny, courtesy of the gag.

"Don't worry," He said, opening the door. "It's not." He finished, pushing you inside and walking in after you.

"Look who finally showed up!" Sasha called. Everyone was seated around the room. Ymir and Christa were on the sofa, Reiner and Bertholdt on the armrests. Armin, Mikasa and Eren all sat against the wall. Sasha and Connie were seated in the middle of the room. Eren stood up with a grin and took out a small knife, cutting the rope from your wrists. You reached over to the back of your head and untied the gag, throwing it into a corner of the room.

"Better?" The green-eyed boy asked.

"Shut up." You said, giving him a friendly shove. He laughed and went back to sit with Armin and Mikasa.

"Since (f/n) is here, I can finally ask her my dare..." Jean said, sitting down beside Connie. You rolled your eyes and sat down next to him.

"I'm not going to put a cream mustache on Hanji's face again, Jean. I did it once, and you remember what happened." You said, crossing your arms.

"Oh yeah, didn't you have to do some experiments with her, and ended up getting turned into a-" Armin started.

"Armin!" You said. The blonde smiled and let out a nervous laugh. "Shall we not?" You asked. His laugh became a little more confident.

"Don't worry, kitten." Jean said with a smirk. Connie started laughing hysterically and Sasha had to put her hand over his mouth to stop. Reiner in the corner looked like he was about to burst at any second.

"I swear to all the walls-" You started.

"Truth or dare?" Jean cut you off.

"Dare, since you want it so badly." You said, shaking your threat from your mind. Jean gave you a smirk and he had a mischievous glint in his eye. Your eyes widened as everyone else gave you the same look. They knew what was coming to you. One thought, one word, ran through your mind at that moment. Shit...

~*Time Skip Brought To You By Yours Truly, Bela Bombastic. Haha, Puns...*~

"I am not doing this, Jean!" You said in a very loud whisper. Jean, Sasha, Connie, Reiner, Bertholdt, Ymir, Christa, Armin, and Eren were all trying to push you inside the kitchen, all in the form of a line as they pushed against one another. Mikasa watched away from the group, looking bored as ever.

You firmly grasped ( ) the door frame and pressed your body against it, wrapping your arms and legs around it. "Stop pushing me, I won't do it!" You hissed. They continued pushing you.

"Just do it (f/n), it's not like he'll notice!" Sasha said from behind Jean as she pushed against him.

"Yeah, just do it!" Eren called from the back of the line.

"No!" You said, holding yourself against the door frame as much as you could.

"Enough." A voice spoke. You turned to see Mikasa walking towards the group. "Move." She ordered. Everyone stepped out of the way. Mikasa stared at you with a bored expression. "Sorry (f/n)." She said. She pushed you, and you gave away from her surprising strength. Before they closed the door, you saw everyone's look of shock as they stared at Mikasa with wide eyes or gaping mouths.

You heard the soft click that announced the door was locked. You sighed and looked around you. "It'll be fun, they said. Don't worry, they said. It'll be fine, they said." You muttered to yourself. You scanned around the kitchen. There was a large table in the center, as a sink and oven took up one side of the room, a large door that most likely lead to the cooler took up another side. The last side was just a counter, with cabinets on the top and bottom. "Farthest cabinet to the right..." You repeated Jean's instruction as you walked over to the right cabinet, opening it. He was right. At the very top shelf, was a jar that read:

Levi's Cookies.
Do not touch if you want to live

"There it is." You said to yourself through a sigh. You climbed on top of the counter and reached your arms up, grabbing the glass jar. It seemed heavy. Oh god, the cookies it could hold. What was it Jean dared you to do? Oh yeah. Eat every last one. "He wouldn't notice, they said." You muttered to yourself as you set it on the counter and climbed off, closing the cabinet.

You lifted the lid off the jar. Holy. Shit.

There were over thirty of them in that jar. You had to hold back a gasp. You picked one out of the jar and held it up, feeling it, smelling it, making sure it was real. You took a bite.

You saw fireworks.

What is this feeling?

Love.

It's definitely love.

This is what love feels like.

Taking a bite into a cookie.

It was true love.

You quickly devoured that cookie, and moved on to the next. White Macadamia Nut. Delicious. Sugar Cookie. Heaven. Oatmeal. Holy Shit. Almonds. Holy Hell. Peanut Butter. Oh My God. Double Fudge. If you died right now, there would be no regrets.

You ate each of those cookies gladly. If Levi came in here right now and caught you, it wouldn't matter. There was only one left. Chocolate Chip. You stared at it's beautiful perfection. It was as big as your hand. The chocolate chips were overthrowing the actual cookie itself. You sighed. It was gorgeous. Your eyes fluttered shut and you opened your mouth to take the first bite.

"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing, cadet (l/n)?" A voice said from behind you. No, You thought, freezing with the cookie centimeters from your face. That door is locked. And everyone's keeping watch outside. Thinking this was your imagination, you turned, keeping the cookie concealed. Sure enough, Corporal shorty Windex himself was standing at the door, with his arms crossed. Your friends weren't in sight. "Well, are you going to answer me or not?" He asked.

"I'm..." You searched for an excuse. "I'm checking these cookies for poison." You finally settled for.

Levi raised an eyebrow. "Poison?"

"Yeah." You said, nodding your head.

"Then you should've only taken one bite out of each one, right?" He said.

You were silent. "Well, sir, they may have been poisoned in only one spot. So I had to eat all of them to make sure you wouldn't die." You said.

"So you've eaten all of them?"

"Yeah."

"Every single one?"

"Yup."

"What're you hiding behind your back." It was more of a statement than a question.

"A cook- uh nothing." You said, mentally slapping yourself.

He advanced towards you, and your heart rate increased it's speed by the thousands. He stopped once your chests were against each others. "Give me the cookie, (f/n)." He ordered, holding out his hand.

Something in your head possessed you to say, "No."

His eyebrows raised and his eyes widened a fraction. "No?" He asked. You were still. Not just from defiance, but from shock too. Who knew you'd say such a thing to your superior? He wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you closer, until you were flush against him. You held your courageous glare. He stared down at you with a small smirk and began leaning in. Your glare softened, and you slightly leaned in too, fluttering your eyes shut. You felt an emptiness in the hand that was behind your back.

You opened your eyes to see Levi holding the perfect cookie, and raising it to his lips that had formed a smirk. That same little being inside you possessed you once again to do this next life-threatening move. You snatched the cookie from Heichou's hand and ran for the door.

"(f/n)! Get your ass back here!" You heard behind you. You ran out the kitchen, out the mess hall, and into the hallways. You could hear Levi's footsteps behind you. For a person of his height, he sure could run fast.

"NEVER!" You screeched in return, laughing hysterically as you outran your superior. You ran out of the castle and towards the training grounds. Just in your highest point of confidence, something slammed into your body, knocking you face first into the floor. "NO!" You screeched as the cookie flew out of your hand. Another hand caught the circle of perfection.

Levi flipped you over so you were on your back as he straddled your hips. "HEICHOU, NO, GIVE IT BACK!" You screeched, trying your best to get up. He had his knees pinning your arms to the floor.

"You need to be punished, (f/n)." He said. He leaned in so your faces were inches away. "You're going to watch me eat this cookie nice and slowly, and you're going to think about what you're missing out on." He said, dropping his voice into a low whisper.

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" You said, struggling though it didn't seem to work.

"Watch me." He said. He ignored your pleas for him to stop as he brought it to his mouth. He suddenly stopped. "Do you still want it?" He asked.

"OH GOD YES." You replied.

He smirked and bit about halfway into the cookie. Then he leaned in, so the other half was at your lips. "Go ahead." He said, voice muffled by the circle of perfection.

So now what? Yes, you wanted to kiss Levi, and yes, you wanted to cookie. But... was this a trick? You hesitated as your face grew crimson. "Very well." Levi said, starting to lean away.

Before he could move any further, you clamped onto the cookie, until your lips were barely a centimeter away. Your eyes were focused on his, as his were on you. "Well?" He asked. "Aren't you going to eat it?"

You knew that if you bit into it, your lips were sure to touch. You thought about this for a moment. What if he leaned away? He seemed too focused on you to notice your hands slowly slide out from beneath his knees. You bit down into the cookie, and your lips met. You quickly brought your hands up to the back of his neck to make sure it stayed that way. You tasted two sweet things in that moment.

1. Chocolate

2. Levi's Lips.

~*Bonus Ending*~

"You wanted to speak to me, Corporal?" You asked, stepping inside his office. It had been about a week since the cookie incident, and he hadn't spoken to you since. Not once. Eren told you that he needed to talk to you after dinner.

"Levi. Call me Levi." He said, locking the door behind you.

"Okay... Levi. Did you want to talk?" You asked, turning to him. He slowly advanced towards you, forcing you to back up. You backed all the way until you hit his desk. He slowly leaned forward until your faces were inches apart. Before you could lean back in, he leaned away a little bit a held something up.

A cookie.

"I have one left. Want to share it?" He asked, biting down on one end.

You smiled. "I'd be honored." You bit down on the other end.