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CartoonMetalWarrior [2017-08-10 03:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I hope those are never right because I once got a fortune cookie that was empty.

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D-Rock92 [2017-08-08 05:19:21 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes fortune cookies really get it right.

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Dowlphin [2017-08-06 04:54:08 +0000 UTC]

Fortune cookies these days. ... Aren't what they used to be.
Or maybe they are? O_o

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GreyOfPTA [2017-08-05 02:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Seems legit.

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Mavraster [2017-08-01 01:28:11 +0000 UTC]

But it *IS* the computer!  It truly *IS*!

I've got to go there one of these months.

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RainyMoments [2017-07-31 20:00:12 +0000 UTC]

Great advice, gotta try that at work! Wait...   gotta get rid of the IT guys first or it's not gonna be believable.  

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SecminourTheThird [2017-07-31 16:24:16 +0000 UTC]

But have you ever heard word from the guy who got trapped in the fortune cookie factory? Hasn't been seen for years.

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AmayaWolfe [2017-07-31 14:19:40 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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Aspiring-Awesomeness [2017-07-31 10:55:21 +0000 UTC]

I once had a fortune cookie that said "today is a great day to spend with a companion" before a 12 hour flight alone. Thanks a lot cookie -__-

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MGlitch [2017-07-31 10:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Always listen to cookies.
Buy more cookies.

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BigAl29 [2017-07-31 08:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, a fellow eater of fake chinese food I see, you have sophisticated taste.

  

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DragonBlitz85 [2017-07-31 07:44:10 +0000 UTC]

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Fundz64 [2017-07-31 07:18:58 +0000 UTC]

>implying you haven't already, multiple times

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