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The james in this story is not Jimmy_o's, this is an entirely different James, if any one can pick out any similarities then that's all it is, similarities. If I have offended any one before editing this, then I am sorry for offending them, I modified this story on the day of Sept. 2 2007 at 6:00 pm.

"Let's try this, again." James readied his gun. He checked around the corner, there were the two guards at that door. Both could as easily get help via radio if the other got injured, damaged, or destroyed. James checked his clip one last time, five plus the shell in the chamber made six. He would only have enough for 2 shots for each guard, then he would either have to find more ammo for his pp7 silenced, or get a bigger and more prone to alerting the guards, gun. James checked one more time on the guards. (Shit, where'd they go?) thought James as he heard a click from a gun, right behind him. "You lose, player 1." Said the guard as he added one more orifice to James's head. James fell foreard onto his face, the guards dematieralized as well as the laboratory hall they were in. "I was so close this time, if I hadn't used that bomb droid in the first level, I would have beaten it this time." Said James as he got up and dusted himself off. A look around showed James in a room that had a, well, it was a training room for him. Weapons, armor, and other things were in there, but it was all holographic. The only things that were real in that room were James and the door leading ouut. The door leading out opened, "You really should have looked for a different way in James." James looked at who had entered. She wore a pair of knee high, red leather boots. She was wearing all red that day, red leather to be precise. She wore a red leather skirt and matching long sleeved blouse with attached fingerless gloves. "I mean, really, you got caught with your pants down that time James." She had trained in that same room and with that same program. She had created it and knew it in and out, but, it took her 4 tries to actually beat it. "Your one to speak, you got caught in that exact same spot, same as me." "Ah, but I had expected it and shot first." "Just to get pegged by the other guard at the other end of the hall." Said James to the lady. "Isn't that outfit against regulations?" "Not if the gloves are fingerless and I wear the standard issue..." The lady lifted up her red leather skirt. "Gold plated, steel reinforced, unpickable locks, chastity belt." "Ah, I see." Said James as he walked toward the female. "You really aught to lose those BDSM fetishs, there bound to be your downfall someday Jane." "Then what would make me unipue among all the other playing Janes out there?" "You intelligence, you attitude, your marketable skills with weaponry, and other things." Said James as he walked up to Jane. "And to add on top of that..." James gave Jane a deep loving kiss. "They don't have me." "Hehehehehehe, James, you really do try to break the rules don't you?" "Not all of them, just the ones that seem stupid to me." "Speaking of something that's stupid, the Higher Ups want to see you."

"You have to be kidding me, the Higher Ups finally want to see me?" "Yes, suprisingly, they do want to see you, even though you are the worst and the most degrading AUGF ever assigned to an Alternate Universe post." "Do you have to be so blunt about that, I mean, All I did was one little thing." "You assasinated 5 of that Alternate Universes leaders and then crapped on their graves in public. Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't execute you as soon as you came back from your post." "You had to remind me didn't you?" Jane smiles a toothy grin at James. "Yes, are you going to punish me for that?" "Not right now, but later, at night, after work." Said James with a smile. "So, lets go see the Higher Ups, I hear they haven't gained a lick of patience even after my little stint in AU#097865." "Your right, lets go." Jane walks over to James and kissed him lovingly and pasionitly. "And after your work shift, you can punish me for my little, problem." James just smiled as he walked by Jane and exited the training room. "Maybe, I think we could try punishment #57.698 if your willing." "With the Roboticizer!" Said Jane excitiedly. "Exactly, now, if you'll exccuse me, the Higher Ups aren't easy to talk to when they've waited a while." Said James as he walked out of the training room. He walked down the halls going by different AU entrances and other things. People, Anthro's, Cyborgs, Robots, Aliens, and other creatures walked along the halls going in and out of AU entrances. Finally, James reached a big forboding door, He opened it and went in. The Higher Ups were four different creatures, each had their own allignment. The first was Lawful Good, never lied, never stole, and never even did anything illegal. The second was just Chaotic Good, It did what was good for it. The other two were Chaotic Evil, and Lawful Evil. "James, You have been summoned to return to your work." Said the LG to James. "I understand, where would I be stationed at?" "You are to be stationed at AU#68799-05385-901." Said the CG to James. "Understood, is there anything else that you want to relay to me?" "No, that is all you need to know, other than if you f&*( up again, You will be delt with severly." "Understood Leaders, Can I have the usuall three days to prepare?" "Yes, You may have the usuall, now go and be fair." Said the LG as James bowed and headed out. James exited the door and saw Jane standing next to the door. "Well, what the Higher Ups say about you?" James smiled and grined at Jane. "I got a job." "No Way, You mean your no longer suspended?" "Yep, They even decided to send me to AU#68799-05385-901." "NO FREAKING WAY!" Yelled Jane as she heard what Alternate Universe James had been sent too. "THEY SENDING YOU TO, MPH!" "Not so loud, we are in the main building if you remember." "Sorry, so their really sending you there, Oh you are so lucky, getting sent there, the sun, the creatures, the people, the food, the plant life, and, IT. Oh, my you are so lucky." Said Jane as she started walking towards the exit of the building.

As they both exited the building, "Jane, you think they might leave me there just to get rid of me?" Said James a bit cautious as to the Higher Ups motive as to sending him to his and Janes favorite place to go. "Leave you there? James, they'd have to be crazy or insane to even think they could get rid of you so easily." Said Jane reafirming James. "I guess your right, Remember, you are going to be punished tonight, no doubt about it. Don't even think for a moment that you could get out of it, my little slave girl." "Oh Master, I am at your beck and call." Said Jane getting on her knees and bowing to James. "Arise my little slave, we still have to get home to administer your punishment for earlier today." "Yes My almighty Master, I hear and obey." Said Jane as she stood up and started walking again. Before she could get far away from James, He grabs her around the waist and turns her around. He then gives her another deep and long loving kiss. "I love the way you do your things." Said James as he and Jane enjoyably walked back to their home. Finally they reached their home, it was a lovingly large and enjoyable place. Far away enough from the public to make enough loud noise and commotion to raise the dead and their undead relatives. "So, I believe you said that I was going to recieve punishment #57.698 tonight." "Oh yeah." Said James intently happy on doing that to Jane. That is, until there was a knock on the door to their home. "Oh now what?" Said James as he walked towards the front door. As he opened it, there stood an emmicary of the Higher Ups. "Your departure is now, gather your things and come with me." Said the emmicary to James. "Right before the good part, every time." Said James as he grabbed his stuff. Jane walked over to James, "I want to see you back here soon 'kay?" Said Jane as she watched James and the emmicary walk off towards the headquarters. Finally after good long walk, James and the emmicary were at the door way to the Alternate Universe that James was assigned to. "You will be assigned to AU#68799-05385-901 until you are sent for by the Higher Ups, indefinitely to be precise." Said the emmicary to James. "Alright, Just make sure it's all good and evil, right?" "Yes, that is all you need to do for indefinite time, that is all, enter and go with balance." "Same to you, go with balance." Said James as he walked through the door. He stepped onto the ground and turned around and saw the door closing behind him. "Well, Mobius, I'm BAAAAA-AAAACK!" Yelled James as he walked towards Station Square and his already set up room in the hotel in town.