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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-07-08 14:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Run... just run!!!

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DJJ1172 In reply to Gulminar [2014-08-18 14:23:45 +0000 UTC]

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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-08-19 16:22:04 +0000 UTC]

resistance is futile

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DJJ1172 In reply to Gulminar [2014-08-19 18:50:26 +0000 UTC]

allow me some comfort before i die................................... slowly  D:

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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-08-22 18:41:36 +0000 UTC]

Very slowly

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DJJ1172 In reply to Gulminar [2014-08-22 19:20:27 +0000 UTC]

thank god for cyanide pills

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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-08-23 17:31:21 +0000 UTC]

just a palliative

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Gulminar In reply to theshipperoflove [2014-05-02 14:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Gladly

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theshipperoflove In reply to Gulminar [2014-05-02 19:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh god! I didn't mean...oh fuck...
XD

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Gulminar In reply to theshipperoflove [2014-05-05 10:21:04 +0000 UTC]

You can not retract

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DJJ1172 In reply to Gulminar [2014-07-08 12:07:59 +0000 UTC]

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theshipperoflove In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-07-08 16:13:55 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...nothing bad...

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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-07-08 14:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, nothing bad

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DJJ1172 In reply to Gulminar [2014-07-08 19:37:54 +0000 UTC]

phew

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Gulminar In reply to DJJ1172 [2014-07-29 13:11:15 +0000 UTC]

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Gulminar In reply to swchick [2012-05-25 22:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Mrs. Norris is J.K.Rowling's tribute to the supreme uncle Chuck

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swchick In reply to Gulminar [2012-05-26 12:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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Gulminar In reply to swchick [2012-05-27 18:13:25 +0000 UTC]

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Gulminar In reply to Sesshomaru431 [2012-02-01 11:04:45 +0000 UTC]

Throw him away, he has spoiled.

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Gulminar In reply to Shade-Hero-Project-X [2011-12-13 20:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Avada seems a cold, if compared with Chuck Norris' kick.

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Gulminar In reply to YourBuddyBill [2011-10-09 12:16:00 +0000 UTC]

There were originally five houses at Hogwarts. Griffyndor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris though that there would be no wizard badass enough to be in a house named after him, and all four founders died from mysterious roundhouse kick related deaths.

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YourBuddyBill In reply to Gulminar [2011-10-09 14:52:20 +0000 UTC]

That's a lot like that Four Wise Men joke.

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Gulminar In reply to YourBuddyBill [2011-10-10 09:23:23 +0000 UTC]

The four wise men lack of respect to the supreme, they were punished for this.

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YourBuddyBill In reply to Gulminar [2011-10-10 12:30:13 +0000 UTC]

uh what?

The joke went that the fourth wise man was Chuck Norris who gave Jesus the gift of Beard. Jesus was so proud he wore it for most of his life. The other wise men were jealous and used their combined influence to omit Chuck Norris from the bible. They were later found dead of roundhouse-kick-related injuries.

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Gulminar In reply to YourBuddyBill [2011-10-10 14:58:12 +0000 UTC]

I know it, the four wise men had no respect for uncle Chuck and they had the right punishment for this

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YourBuddyBill In reply to Gulminar [2011-10-10 21:05:07 +0000 UTC]

WOOHOO!

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Gulminar In reply to Teodor80 [2011-06-03 20:08:42 +0000 UTC]

Please almighty Chuck spare us

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Teodor80 In reply to Gulminar [2011-06-03 20:09:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm not even close to your place, must be a cheap imposter.

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Gulminar In reply to Teodor80 [2011-06-04 12:25:08 +0000 UTC]

WTF? An imposter? We must to take him and make him pay for this!

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Teodor80 In reply to Gulminar [2011-06-04 13:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Imposter: Hello

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Gulminar In reply to Teodor80 [2011-06-04 17:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Fire!

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