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the Jump suite that a few of my Fan-Nauts wear, a sort of real cheesy knock off of the actual non-standard uniform worn by the Awesomenauts. it's kind of grown on me, to the point I usually try and make sure at least one Fan-Naut wears the suit per group. the original sporting the suit, was Madd for the newly named Team Red Alpha. the next to take up the mantle was Xenorris for the Fan-Naut team(considering a rename for them) followed by Lil'Ruby for Team Zeta Extreeeme and now We R Engalbop is wearing a gold variant of the suite for Team Dread-Nauts (Blackstalk's pirate crew). anyways, here is the fake sales pitch I made to a friend the other day.

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Ladies, gentlemen and monstrosities of all ages! now for a limited time you too can own your own personal, off brand, patented H-72 Brand Name, off-brand, Fan-Naut Jumpsuit. Durable, water proof, fire and corrosion resistant, dry-clean only. This amazing suit was funded and backed solely by its crazed inventor H-72. You may have seen this particular suit, or others like it, in use by many of most well know Fan-Nauts to date (okay maybe just the random one-offs drawn by yours truly) but point aside, it can be yours for the low, low, loooow price of 99,999,914.99-S and for a limited time I’ll knocked 10-S off of it, if you wear the suit off the lot.

I’m practically giving these suits away, anyone would be crazy to not come on down, buy one now and I’ll throw in my wife for free. Heck, pay cash and you can drive off the lot in my (now your) very own car, I’m that crazy folks! I aint joking around, these things are going fast, don’t miss out on your chance to own a bit Awesomenaut (not official) history!

H-72’s Fan-Naut Jumpsuit
Price 99,999,914.95-S
-Fire resistant
-Corrosion resistant
-Water proof
-Sliming (not really but we don’t have to prove that)
-totally not radioactive (we can’t prove that either but neither can you!)
-Dry clean only (pretend you didn’t see this one...)
-Officially Sanctioned (nope, in fact we're being sued right now as we speak)
-100% real Ice guarantee
-not for resale

*Pirate sash not included, see box for details...

Description
the Jump suite that a few of my Fan-Nauts wear, a sort of real cheesy knock off of the actual non-standard uniform worn by the Awesomenauts. it's kind of grown on me, to the point I usually try and make sure at least one Fan-Naut wears the suit per group. the original sporting the suit, was Madd for the newly named Team Red Alpha. the next to take up the mantle was Xenorris for the Fan-Naut team(considering a rename for them) followed by Lil'Ruby for Team Zeta Extreeeme and now We R Engalbop is wearing a gold variant of the suite for Team Dread-Nauts (Blackstalk's pirate crew). anyways, here is the fake sales pitch I made to a friend the other day.

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Ladies, gentlemen and monstrosities of all ages! now for a limited time you too can own your own personal, off brand, patented H-72 Brand Name, off-brand, Fan-Naut Jumpsuit. Durable, water proof, fire and corrosion resistant, dry-clean only. This amazing suit was funded and backed solely by its crazed inventor H-72. You may have seen this particular suit, or others like it, in use by many of most well know Fan-Nauts to date (okay maybe just the random one-offs drawn by yours truly) but point aside, it can be yours for the low, low, loooow price of 99,999,914.99-S and for a limited time I’ll knocked 10-S off of it, if you wear the suit off the lot.

I’m practically giving these suits away, anyone would be crazy to not come on down, buy one now and I’ll throw in my wife for free. Heck, pay cash and you can drive off the lot in my (now your) very own car, I’m that crazy folks! I aint joking around, these things are going fast, don’t miss out on your chance to own a bit Awesomenaut (not official) history!

H-72’s Fan-Naut Jumpsuit
Price 99,999,914.95-S
-Fire resistant
-Corrosion resistant
-Water proof
-Sliming (not really but we don’t have to prove that)
-totally not radioactive (we can’t prove that either but neither can you!)
-Dry clean only (pretend you didn’t see this one...)
-Officially Sanctioned (nope, in fact we're being sued right now as we speak)
-100% real Ice guarantee
-not for resale

*Pirate sash not included, see box for details...