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[Reboot Note: This one I am proud of. I really had a mojo on that afternoon. The font matches. The Winkler replaces The Bruce nicely. I even weathered the poster. All on a creative ability budget of Zip, Zero, and Nada. Yay me!

What if you hosted a holiday and nobody came?

Welcome to Unjump the Shark Day 2011 by Hai Kulture.com

It ranks up there with 'Pluralize Everything with 'I' Day'

(Make sure to turn to your co-worker and ask' Can you spare any stapli?' )

I like fake holidays. Arbor Day? Who made that one up?

I mean if we can not-celebrate 'Office Manager Day' 3 weeks and 13 hours after some Easter-ish pagan-esque number crunching based on when 'Secretary's Day' falls - why not celebrate 'Being Cool'?

I did - if no one else bothered. I drove 6 hours to find a juke box to punch.

It's like when my BFF and I tell each other jokes in bad German accents in homage to Monty Python's 'Killer Joke'.

Privatized Hysteria.

Did you hear the one about the Ikea commercial where they were saying the Swedish were good at furniture and bad at stand-up comedy?

'That's not my wife.....that's a Lingonberry!!!!!!!'

:iconIamlaughingwithtearscomingdownmyfacerightnowandmynosesnortedabitplz:

Thank you! You have been a most efficient audience! I am here for the entirety of the week!

***End Transmission***]

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I'm super happy with the way this turned out using nothing but dumbo Paint.Net. I tried to give Fonz as many pixels and profile as Bruce.

From Unjump the Shark Day Event at hai kulture.com

Used: Blood Squeezing from the Paint.net stone

(c) hai kulture.com llc

Henry Winkler's likeness (c) Henry Winkler's actual face

Description
[Reboot Note: This one I am proud of. I really had a mojo on that afternoon. The font matches. The Winkler replaces The Bruce nicely. I even weathered the poster. All on a creative ability budget of Zip, Zero, and Nada. Yay me!

What if you hosted a holiday and nobody came?

Welcome to Unjump the Shark Day 2011 by Hai Kulture.com

It ranks up there with 'Pluralize Everything with 'I' Day'

(Make sure to turn to your co-worker and ask' Can you spare any stapli?' )

I like fake holidays. Arbor Day? Who made that one up?

I mean if we can not-celebrate 'Office Manager Day' 3 weeks and 13 hours after some Easter-ish pagan-esque number crunching based on when 'Secretary's Day' falls - why not celebrate 'Being Cool'?

I did - if no one else bothered. I drove 6 hours to find a juke box to punch.

It's like when my BFF and I tell each other jokes in bad German accents in homage to Monty Python's 'Killer Joke'.

Privatized Hysteria.

Did you hear the one about the Ikea commercial where they were saying the Swedish were good at furniture and bad at stand-up comedy?

'That's not my wife.....that's a Lingonberry!!!!!!!'

:iconIamlaughingwithtearscomingdownmyfacerightnowandmynosesnortedabitplz:

Thank you! You have been a most efficient audience! I am here for the entirety of the week!

***End Transmission***]

*** *** *** *** *** ***

I'm super happy with the way this turned out using nothing but dumbo Paint.Net. I tried to give Fonz as many pixels and profile as Bruce.

From Unjump the Shark Day Event at hai kulture.com

Used: Blood Squeezing from the Paint.net stone

(c) hai kulture.com llc

Henry Winkler's likeness (c) Henry Winkler's actual face