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Published: 2010-12-21 17:45:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3411; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 93
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Description As requested by ~TrapezoidalKidneys , here is Mr Hank Hill of King of the Hill, propane salesman and professional pimp. [link]

He was supposed to be wearing glasses shaped like dollar signs, but instead of doing that I gave him a huge-ass diamond-studded pimp cane with a dollar sign, because I can. Also, I can't draw top hats.
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Comments: 27

DnMStarsi [2013-08-27 05:46:11 +0000 UTC]

He is the Mackdaddy of Heimlich County!

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haius In reply to DnMStarsi [2013-08-27 07:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Damn right!

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Halflifefan101 [2011-08-04 15:49:05 +0000 UTC]

Really no bodies done it yet? to quote Mr. Hill : "I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County, I play it straight up yo!"

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haius In reply to Halflifefan101 [2011-08-05 08:07:37 +0000 UTC]

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TrapezoidalKidneys [2010-12-23 22:15:07 +0000 UTC]

YES.
Also, I dig the cane. Improvising is always cool.

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haius In reply to TrapezoidalKidneys [2010-12-25 07:10:56 +0000 UTC]

I AM SO GLAD.

I had, like, way too much fun with this. For reals.

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wandaluvstacos [2010-12-23 07:27:43 +0000 UTC]

I don't particularly remember THIS episode . . .

But that pimp cane is BOSS, man.

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haius In reply to wandaluvstacos [2010-12-23 07:47:09 +0000 UTC]



I have seen, like, two episodes of King of the Hill, MAYBE, so I have no idea. XD

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wandaluvstacos In reply to haius [2010-12-26 06:42:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm not a big King of the Hill fan, but I've seen enough episodes to know the names of some of the characters. DX

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haius In reply to wandaluvstacos [2010-12-26 07:06:10 +0000 UTC]

I know who Hank is, and I know what he sounds like, and I think the son is Bobbie. That's about it. XDX

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wandaluvstacos In reply to haius [2010-12-26 07:10:38 +0000 UTC]

I mostly recall Dale. He's the paranoid redneck friend whose son is obviously not his, but he doesn't seem to realize that. XD

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haius In reply to wandaluvstacos [2010-12-26 08:23:36 +0000 UTC]



OH AND BY THE WAY MERRY CHRISTMAS XD

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wandaluvstacos In reply to haius [2010-12-26 12:24:19 +0000 UTC]

Merry Christmas.

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Theophilia [2010-12-23 03:58:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

And I love the Pimp cane. The sparkly dollar sign is sparkly.

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haius In reply to Theophilia [2010-12-23 04:38:39 +0000 UTC]

A true pimp covers every accessory with diamonds.

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Theophilia In reply to haius [2010-12-23 04:58:38 +0000 UTC]



Verily.

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Oliviamiester [2010-12-23 02:28:48 +0000 UTC]

He sells prostitutes and prostitute... Uhm... Something...

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haius In reply to Oliviamiester [2010-12-23 04:37:53 +0000 UTC]

Propane and prostitutes. What better way to get rich quick?

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Oliviamiester In reply to haius [2010-12-23 04:41:29 +0000 UTC]

There isn't ;D
Haha XD

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Oliviamiester In reply to Oliviamiester [2010-12-23 02:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Also he is king of the streets, yo

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YuYuchan [2010-12-22 19:08:24 +0000 UTC]

You startle me sometimes.

I enjoy it.

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haius In reply to YuYuchan [2010-12-22 20:47:54 +0000 UTC]

Pfft, gurl, this wasn't MY idea. Not to say I didn't have fun with it.... XD

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RedicaTranscension [2010-12-21 20:04:11 +0000 UTC]

How ironic! That episode where he acted as the woman's pimp was on last night!!

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haius In reply to RedicaTranscension [2010-12-21 20:56:01 +0000 UTC]

IT IS AS IF I READ THE TELEVISION'S MIND. XD Or, rather, the person who requested this was predicting the future.

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RedicaTranscension In reply to haius [2010-12-21 21:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah.

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weasleybabe24 [2010-12-21 19:04:36 +0000 UTC]

That pimp cane is made of WIN!

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haius In reply to weasleybabe24 [2010-12-21 20:52:13 +0000 UTC]

More like it's made of MONEY. $$$$$$$$$$$

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