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Half-dude — Klaus's not so distant past
Published: 2007-09-14 06:45:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 4595; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 24
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Ok so I saw 's Green smeet pictures. Since Klaus is almost like her male double I decided to show his early pictures too. Also to delve into what makes a Klaus a Klaus.I dont know about you guys but I believe that peope cant be just born bad. Something has to affect their development and condition them to be. This was Klaus's case.
I hope that most of you have come to the knowledge that Klaus is an experiment of Ukengrazer's. Ukengrazer believes that with a few brutal twists a smeet's training can make drastic improvement on thier soldiering later on. Is she right? Who knows, I guess it's how you look at it.
But poor Klaus here was born into this world a genie pig to Ukengrazer's cruel treatment. Her training methods not only involve pushing a smeet to much higher extremes at a much earier age, but also degrading and mean treatment meant to strip the smeet of any emotion or pitty.
One of the methods shown in the middle picture is how Ukengrazer has put a shock collar around Klaus's neck. If he disobeys her or can't work as hard as she thinks he should, she can shock him with the press of a button.
So now we know, Klaus isnt bad ass just because. It came at a great price. Ukengrazer has completely ruined him emotionally.
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Aww, poor Klaus. Y'oh well. Badass Irkens are the best anyway 
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Aww, poor Klaus! 
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Klaus would probably stab you in the chest with a concealed blade of some sort, so yea better not hug him. XD
One comment is better then nothing, I'm glad you stopped by.
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Yus, COMMENTS ARE POWER! 
Although, Klaus'll definitely like the older Green! From some pics Puffy has put of older Green, Green becomes even more dark than Klaus already is!
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Aww,I like it.That song I put for the pitbull picture kinda fits Klaus and Uken's relationship.
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Awww....the one where he wants to be picked up is sickeningly cute. I feel so bad! -hugs him even though he dosn't want it-
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Klaus: *kills you*
Thanks ^^ Im glad you like it.
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-dies-
Seven: -sigh- Not again....-revives me-
Haha Np!^^
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Wow..Just scrolling down I can see Klaus gets a lot of hugs. Oo
It's cool that you've displayed his transformation from normal smeet to death machine...Though this wil eventually be the fate of many other smeets. For the glory of the Empire and such...
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Yea, as I've said repetitively within hugs. His transformation was just much more hard on him and more abusive.
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poor Klaus, I wonder how he would've turned out otherwise, though Green is attempting to undo his...Conditioning. And yes I too beleive bad people ar emade not born, look at Ignatius
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Yea an d Iggy aint even completely bad. He's got his weaknesses dont he. 
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Well...he probably would have except Iggy's becoming was different, he came to think he was a different creature and has a soft spot. However not all attempts work, he sometimes jsut takes a person or goes in their home.
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So he's not to much a psyco as he is someone who doesnt consider himself as belonging to socity.
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It's both really, he does enjoy what he does but...alone, in the dead of night in reflection and in his dreams....the feeling of lonliness creeps up and his past does too, he feels the need for love then...to be wanted and cared for.
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Wow, he's so torn. That's very sad man.
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Yeah well his life wasn't a happy one and he's very lonesome, it's sorta best in most rp's a women gets some form of feelings for him, proabaly saved lives.
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Was he natural born, have a family? Or was he pod born?
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Well the details are messy, he had a family but whether he was dropped off due to pod or natural born is unknown
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Hermmm, do YOU know what really happened?
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hmmm I have no figured it out, I amleaning toward Natural born and that sorta reflects why his mother tortures him
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Eww, yea that would reflect it alright.
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Yeeeeeah it fits better, his mother hated him as he caused her more troubles, to her, so she punishes him more and more.
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You should hear the details, it's hardly a surprise he became what he is. His life in tragic and the result is one of the most terrifying Irken killers known.
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You should make a long detailed BIO for him.
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I am not one for bios really, I'd provide information if people wanted to do one but myself..not one for them.
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That's sad. Poor guy. The first picture is sad. Knowing that he was once such a nice thing, then turned rotten. Uken is such a horrible mother. >>
She'll pay for this injustice.
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Yes, all these OCs who could have been so nice still if they'd had help. Tika, Zapp, Anakras, Klaus... I dont think you'll hurt Ukengrazer by that. Seeing as how she wasnt trying to be a mother to begin with. XD
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From what I've seen, and what I know, the Empire isn't capable of fixing childhood trauma before it becomes an out of control situation.
And she so is a mother. It may not have been her intention, but it was her result.
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Yes, it seems that the empire just takes out casts and pushes them further out of socity. Choosing not to bother with them till they become an actual threat to the people.
But yes, technically Ukengrazer is Klaus's mother. But she doesnt consider her his mother. Probably considering herself his "signifcant dna contributer" or some techy name like that, you know how Irkens are. 9-9
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Yes, though they think they are.
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Nocturne: *using the translator in his collar* You Irken meat are from perfect and never beat my people!
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Klaus: *through translator* say what? /: (
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Nocturne: *still using translator* you Irken meat shall never win against the Night Lords forces!
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Klaus: *still translated* Bring on your forces, alien filth T.T
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Nocturne:*still translated* I don't need help to slaughter you child! *deploys man Reaper aka Big scythe*
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Klaus: T_T *stands in battle stance ready for his attack*
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Nocturne:* dose a horizontal slash at Klaus*
((Hey, wheres Ukengrazer?))
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Klaus: *calls backwards onto his hands as the blade wooshes past, then throws his self towards Nochurne feet first*
(hmm I dono, doing Colonel stuff I guess)
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Nocturne:*Jumps up dodging the kick, then grabs a nearby steel box and throws it at Klaus*
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Klaus: OO; .. >< *extends mechanical arms and stops the box which pushes him back quite a ways*
....
>: | *jumps up on top of the box and uses the same four mech arms to fire lazer blasts*
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Nocturne:*dodges blast, then turns invisible*...*the box Klaus is standing is suddenly yanked from under him then thrown again at Klaus*
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Klaus: *flips over onto his back O_o* .... O.- *translated* What, you hiding coward?
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Nocturne:*turns visible right behind Klaus, with Scythe in hand about to impale Klaus*
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Klaus: >_> .... <_< ... O_O *antenna per up - Klaus flips around and catches the blade with his suited hands and holds it away from himself* ><; errr...
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Nocturne:*uses one of his smaller arms to pull out a pistol and points it at Klaus* *translated* Game over, child.
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Klaus: ><;; ... >.O *translated* not on your life! *quickly slids his hands up the blade and kicks himself out from under it as it hits the floor, in this motion kicks the gun out of Nocturne's hand* .....o-o.. *hanging from the middle of Nocturne's sword.*
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