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Hallu-Positronium — :Request: Fairy England's Ride

Published: 2010-08-12 20:22:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 744; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 7
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Description My watchers requested it in a poll on my old account, so here it is. The strange Hetalia picture requested is: Fairy!England riding a bee like a horse!

And now for a short crack fanfic thing to go with it!

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England was walking through a meadow full of wildflowers. He was looking around.

"Where is she?" England wondered aloud. Suddenly, a small worker bee buzzed up from the flowers and landed on the bridge of England's nose. This bee had a pink saddle on her back and a harness.

"Ah! Honey! I was looking for you!" said England with a smile. The bee crawled around on his face.

"Honey, do you want to be taken for a ride now? I was going to take you to America and show you to him..." said England. Honey the Bee just flew in circles around England's head, buzzing loudly.

"Oh, all right, just a moment," said England. With that, he closed his eyes, and *POOF*, with a puff of red, white, and blue smoke, England's ears grew pointed and a pair of fairy wings with the Union Jack on them appeared. Then, he focused, and shrunk down to insect size. Honey, now bigger than he was, crawled up to him and buzzed softly. England climbed on the bee's back, sat on the little pink saddle, and grabbed the harness.

"Let's fly!" said England. And the bee buzzed away into the sky with a little fairy England riding on her back.

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Where do I come up with this stuff?
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Comments: 7

VeronaEspada [2010-08-14 03:02:08 +0000 UTC]

: What the fu-- A BEEEEEEE!!! *grabs a flyswatter, starts trying to hit Honey*
: GAH! AMERICA, YOU BLOODY WANKER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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Hallu-Positronium In reply to VeronaEspada [2010-08-14 16:51:27 +0000 UTC]

: OH SHET A BEE! *tries to swat Honey* *Honey lands on America's nose and stings him* AOOOOOWWWWWWWW! (He half screams, half howls since he's a werewolf)
: America, that's my enchanted bee! You can't swat her!
: *holding nose* AAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW AWOOOOOOO- huh?

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VeronaEspada In reply to Hallu-Positronium [2010-08-14 17:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: *facepalm* AMERIKA NO BAKAAAAAAAAAA...

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Hallu-Positronium In reply to VeronaEspada [2010-08-14 18:15:11 +0000 UTC]

: Grrr, what do you mean Enchanted Bee?
: She's my enchanted bee that I ride on.
: You cam ride on a bee? How?
: Like this. *turns into fairy and shrinks to insect size*

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VeronaEspada In reply to Hallu-Positronium [2010-08-22 15:51:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: *snatches Fairy England and Honey in a jar* There.

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Hallu-Positronium In reply to VeronaEspada [2010-08-22 20:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Honey: *buzzes unhappily*
: Bloody heck, let me out!
: Now I've seen everything...

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VeronaEspada In reply to Hallu-Positronium [2010-08-22 22:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hey, you're a werewolf! I'm a human with the occasional mentality of an animal! DEAL WITH IT.

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