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Everyone, Here is Alucard!!I'm on Team Alucard!!! And your Edward Pixie is history
if he tried to lay a single scratch on him!!
If it's good enough for you Twilight fans to change your teams to Alucard, then you are good enough for us!!
The Ulitmate Omega highest Vampire is one BADASS
MOTHERTRUCKER!!! How bad? Well, here are the links to you all Twilightpixie fans!!
Alucard vs Alexander Anderson (OVA 1)
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Alucard vs Luke Valentine (OVA 2)
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Alucard vs Tubalcain Alhambra (OVA 3)
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Alucard vs Rip Van Winkle (OVA 4)
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"You have lived presumably for over hundreds of years. Yet, instead you use that time hitting on a human girl. Hitting on would be a kinder phrase. I should say...stalking."
Edward was shocked. All this time, he had never found his behaviors with Bella to be stalking. But come to think of it, the blood-red vampire in front of him did have a point.
"And who is to say stalking isn't love?" questioned
Alucard had a smile on his face. The smile transformed into a wide grin, replete with laughter. "DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You are foolish. You've wasted any talent that you lost long ago. Drinking animal blood? How pathetic. The moment you became a creature of the darkness, you shed your humanity long ago. So then." Alucard drew out his massive Jackal pistol. He aimed the crosshairs at Edward's head.
"It's only fitting that you die like an animal." Alucard pulled the trigger. The 13mm bullet flew right into Edward's forehead, blowing off chunks of meat and brain. When he slumped onto the floor, there was nothing left of Edward's head.
"Master Integra, the animal has been killed."
"Excellent Alucard." replied Integra. "However, I should inform you that Alexander Anderson is in your vicinity."
Alucard chuckled. He turned around, seeing the fanatic priest behind him, bayonets at the ready.
"Well, looks like you took care of that dirty heathen! Looks like there is one more to go!"
"Excellent!" Alucard shouted. "I've been itching for a fight!"
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I meant to put "questioned Edward." My bad.
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HE'S LIKE A NAZI LEWIS CK HAHAHAHAA!
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"No wait, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!"
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Alucard: (laughing) This is how we're represented? Unbelievable!
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dude there is a shirt you would love to see. It has beallue lagosi holding Edward's severed head and saying.
"EDWARD AND BELLA THE SPARKLING ENDS NOW!"
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lol real vampire should laugh at the sparkly posers
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i been with alucard sense the beginning. he was the very first vampire movie i saw and he is the best ... i saw a little of twilight till the fucker sparkled ... then i took the disk out and broke it ... haven't touched a vamp movie sense
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I watched ONE clip of Twilight. Where Edward Turd sparkled... I was disgusted!!! X<
I watched Vampires Suck... fucking HILARIOUS!!
And Hellsing... BADASS AS HELL!!!
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Rip will pwn edward in less than a second
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i know totally agree on all points
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Please.. Tell me. What is the official date of Hellsing OVA 8?! DX I have been waiting so long for 2 years!!
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I remember watching him laugh in this scene...I felt like my face was melting a litte. DAYUM.
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X3 Hehe! I feel like laughing with him!!
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Yeah then there's that XD but still. His laugh is so unsettling.
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X3 I find it like insanity is a instrument to picture his mood.
Like he is happy and wild that the Major declare war which Alucard like so much!
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If Edward Cullen was 1000 km away from Alucard he would piss himself to death
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Yeah! Alucard will just look at him at that distance and turn him into nothing.
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Ichigo: I'm with Pride.
Naruto: I'm with Envy.
Luffy: I'm with Wrath.
Allen: I'm with Sloth.
Edward Elric: I'm with Greed.
Natsu Dragneel: I'm with Gluttony.
Yugi Mutou: I'm with Lust.
Yoh: I'm with Siesta 00.
Yusuke: I'm with Siesta 45.
Gaara: I'm with Siesta 410.
Dark Walter: I'm with Siesta 556.
Mugen: I'm with.... Dlanor A. Knox?
Inuyasha: I'm with Gertrude.
Tsuna: I'm with Cornelia.
Kenshin: I'm with Shannon.
Undertaker: I'm with Kanon. TELL ME A JOKE!!!
Light Yagami: I'm with Ange.
Gon: I'm with Madam Virgilia
Zero/Lelouch (Like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde): We with Sir Battler.
Shinji: I'm with Simon. (Gurren..)
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"STONERRRRR SUNNNNSHINE!!!!!" -Ryoma
"Victory goes to... ...THOSE WITH COURAGE!!" -Gai Shishoh
"Kaiser BLADE!!!" -Kouji Kabuto
"PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!!!" -Kamina
"The Drill is MY SOUL!!!! -Simon
"Bird of Hermes. Eat my wings and make me tame...." -Alucard
"You're Already Dead. WATA!!" -Kenshiro
"F*ck... you..." Guts to the Anti-Spiral...
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Alucard would shoot Edward for even saying he is. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! They're like huge fucking living DISCO BALLS! DX
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He should!!
That fiary is ruining book oliterature as we know it!!
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Ichigo: I'm with Pride.
Naruto: I'm with Envy.
Luffy: I'm with Wrath.
Allen: I'm with Sloth.
Edward Elric: I'm with Greed.
Natsu Dragneel: I'm with Gluttony.
Yugi Mutou: I'm with Lust.
Yoh: I'm with Siesta 00.
Yusuke: I'm with Siesta 45.
Gaara: I'm with Siesta 410.
Dark Walter: I'm with Siesta 556.
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I know a lot version of vampires, but this "thing" shouldn't be named "vampire"
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That's why he should be called an fairy or an pixie!!
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Ichigo: I'm with Pride.
Naruto: I'm with Envy.
Luffy: I'm with Wrath.
Allen: I'm with Sloth.
Edward Elric: I'm with Greed.
Natsu Dragneel: I'm with Gluttony.
Yugi Mutou: I'm with Lust.
Yoh: I'm with Siesta 00.
Yusuke: I'm with Siesta 45.
Gaara: I'm with Siesta 410.
Dark Walter: I'm with Siesta 556.
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Now... Naruto is just as BADASS as Alucard!!
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Yes!! Alucard is the ULIMATE Vampire Mothertrucker!!
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Yea! he is the best vampire ever YEAH!! XDDD
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Yes siree!!
He makes modern horror icons like Jigsaw, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Samara, The Grudge family, Leatherface, Micheal Myers,Jason Vorhees, and even the Audition Girl look like a bunch of sissies!!
After all... he is GODDAMN DRACULA!!
Both Bram's Dracula and the Vlad The Impaler!!
He is too classy for all of the things the horror icons do!!
He can do even more!!
He is in the league with Legendary monsters! The modern monsters are even close to the league Alucard is in!
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Wow, you really do love him, huh? ^^ Well, me too... 
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I'm a guy!!
But he is a F*CKING BADASS!!
Because the fact that Alucard is Vlad the Impaler that impales people that are corrupted and are arseholes is just a badass!! Also, He is the fictional Dracula from Bram Stoker!!
He is also in ALL of The Castlevania games!!
Dracula is everywhere in media and now Alucard is the BEST in all of the forms in the media!
If Vlad the Impaler is still alive and living in London as A REAL VAMPIRE and as Alucard, that might be the answer WHY IS VLAD'S GRAVE IS EMPTY!! I'm Serious!! Google it!!
I can just imagine Alucard and the Hellsing crew doing Grim Grinning Ghosts!! That is a sight to see!! ^_^ XD
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Oh sorry... but that's cool, that you are a guy 
Oh, you are right, you are perfectly right!
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Right you are!!!
Also, here's the thing with the gay Twilight "werewolves"!!
Naruto is changed for the better into a horsemen and a demon were-fox and it's ready to kick arses!
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"So... you call yourselves "werewolves", huh? HAHAHAHA!!!! You disgust me!!! You are nothing but mere shape shifters!! You are just wolves and I'm an damn nine-tailed demon fox!!
Jacob: Do ever feel symphaty for our wolf kind, you sadist?
Naruto:"WHAT!? That doens't make any sense and you going on your "romance" language sh*t! If you want to fight me to prove your love to a dull, flat, pale, and retarded 16 year old that has a 46 year mind, then prove it, you pedophilpe wolf-bear!!
Jacob: "THAT"S IT!!!! NOW YOU DIE!!!"
Naruto: "Bring it on with your clan!!!"
(Transforms into were-fox that is still wearing full clothing.) "Yippe Kayai MOTHERF*CKER!!!
After the battle:
Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE PATHETIC!!!!! OH WAIT, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!!!!! NOW LET'S SEE IF ALL YOU ARE TASTY!! (Eats wolves and releases "Cromwell") Now.... if there's more of these creatures, I can have a mega-feast but not sitting down!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
A moment later-
Naruto: "Hello ladies and Narutards. Think I'm Badass now?'
Alucard: (Gives a thumbs-up) "Well done,
Naruto Uzumaki. "The New King of All Demons"."
Naruto: "Well, it's better than being Hokage."
Alucard: "Ha! That's funny how you scare them wolves and then eat them!!"
Naruto: "Ya! I know! (Said this while shaking hands with Alucard) I really hit those girls hard!!
After an great talk-
Naruto: "Well, see ya!"
Alucard: "See ya!"
XDD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I can't resist it!! XD
I have aleady did it to !!! 
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Well, my english is not so good, but I understand XDD It's fuckin' good! XDD
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Thank you!!
The second person who read my script, she laugh HER ASS OFF!! She wants to make a comic of this! I said "Yes!!"
Also what do you think of Naruto now!?
He is a Yakuza hitman who specialty is making windstorms and tornados and burning child porngraphy places from the inside and then blow it up with 100,000 tons of TNT!! But he saves the victims first and kills the "masters" second. He is also an Incubus mixed with were-nine-tailed demon fox and with the transformation from an ninja wannabe to an Horsemen.
Don't know a Horsemen is? Google four horsemen and see what I mean.
Also, Naruto has an master that is Leviathan from Umineko. It's like Hellsing mixed with Devilman and The GodFather and Scarface and The Wolfman! But with Naruto...
What do you think?
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Well.. what I think..
I think that I must learn english more and more XD
And about that... well I don't know Devilman and The GodFather and Scarface neither, so....
I just know who is Uzumaki Naruto, Hellsing and Alucard XD
But I laughed a lot too! XD (Just didn't laughed my ass off XDDD)
You are so fuckin' good in this sort of thinks! I feel like some stupid otaku girl, who don't know anything XD You are cool!
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