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Such a good capture.
I blogged it here , I hope you don't mind!
If you do, please let me know.
Thank you!
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thank you, i never mind this kind of exposure
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It looks like it's raining, and exams are coming up. But i don't mind. I don't like christmas and i don't like new year. But we've got to get true it. like every year. I'm growing a mustach. Don't know why because it isn't cool or fashionable but i say it's for the girls. Without succes...
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It's snowing and i'm failing maths adorably. Getting through time was always the next best thing to do. There's this stupid commercial with romanians being the most depressed people around the holidays, so we should get ourselves drunk, it advertises champagne or something.
At least grow a two-days-unshaved-beard too, at least for the girls.
All in all, this was one hell of a comment, and i like you.
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Here it doesnt snow that much. Sometimes, mostly in winter... I used to do Maths-economics in high school. had 6 hours of maths every week. It was hell... never finished it. Did something else then. Now i don't have math anymore. Luckely. Only got art-history, philosophy and literature... and that all. It sounds like a pretty funny commercial. offcourse it's stupid, but its like its so stupid that it becomes funny. Are romanians the most depressed people in the world? i always thought it where the japanese or the americans. But i could be wrong, sometimes i'm wrong. i still can't grow a two-days-unshaved-beard. But i got sideburns wich look like pubic hair glued to my cheek...
And i like you to, one of the few girls i don't scare away...
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The sideburns kinda freak me out now.
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Yeah but they only look like that when i didn't shave for a while, so their to long/big. But when their shaved then their fancy as hell!
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So you're not that lazy to shave, just buttoning your jeans seems pointless. How's the beard going?
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The beard is no going that well. the part between the corners of my mouth and the sideburns still hasn't any hair. so i can't grow a truckers moustache
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in a few years! when i get some chesthair.
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You don't have chest hair? At all? Not even a hint of chest hair? How old are you really?
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i don't have any chest hair. and i'm twenty one hahahah. Even friends without any facial hair have cheasthair. But it's coming, i can see it. haha really
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Let me know so i can drink to it!
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that's a deal! in a year or 2 hahah
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dude, I'll grow chest hair by then (stress on the I)
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Haha, yeah Romanian people are hairy people. But i, i'm as smooth as a baby's butt. Except for the facial hair then.
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Did you read that on google too? Is that a fact? Well, at least i'll beat you to it haha.
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No, it commonly known hahaha. Really, people from that area of europe are hairy and have moustaches by the age of 11 hahahaha
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i only know unimportant stuff, like that recently they made the longest chain of tied up condoms in Romania.
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I know, that was stupid and useless. If they wanted to combat aids, they should have handed the condoms to people on the street. We were always exceedingly metaphoric.
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Yeah but it was in belgian newspapers, so it wasn't that useless. If they just handed them out then I would never have heard it. Or the best thing was to do it both... maybe
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Morning coffee, family kitchen table. You with a newspaper, legs crossed, cup of steaming coffee + cup of orange juice on the table, next to toast (i remember how awestruck i felt when i first had breakfast abroad - cocoa AND orange juice?!). Father, at the other end of the table, mother working on something in the sink/dishwasher-oven/microwave corner.
You: "They made the longest chain of condoms in Romania last week."
Father: "Eat your cereals and go to school."
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That's how important it was.
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hahah indeed that's how it was. Except i was in a bar. A few times in a week i go during lunch to a café with a newspaper and drink some coffee. Mostly alone, then i watch the people coming in and watch the sugar melt in the coffee. And then a friend came
Me: "They made the longest chain of condoms in Romania last week."
Friend: "Congratulation"
i like sitting alone in a bar with a newspaper and coffee.
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Makes you feel grownup, doesn't it haha?
The coolest bar i've been to was in Macon, some french town. They had the weirdest newspapers lying on the table. And they played this obscure Pink Floyd track, because we asked them to, and i was glad it wasn't Another brick in the wall, that's the only song most bars have. And i drank wine, but i couldn't read the newspaper. And there was a swan in the middle of the river across the street, in the middle of the night.
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Indeed it makes you feel important hahaha. The coolest bar i've been to is near my house hahaha, i go there weekly. It's a really dirty bar, full with dust and cobwebs and everywhere you look are small statues of Jezus but there all broken so some don't have heads others lack arms and legs and there are tons really tons of comic books you can read and the people there are from all ages from 16 to 80 and from really rich to homeless. But the toilets stink, they really stink. and there's fungus.
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Do they have Jimmi-What's-His-Name-The-Smartest-Kid-In-The-Universe?
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Jimmy corrigan. no 
And it is still the best graphic novel in the world! together with black hole. Good book to. about an std that only teenagers can have and it deforms then. Some get an extra mouth, some a tail others tentacles. It's really really cool
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This std is definitely turning into a hobby, isn't it? Have you had any? Are you panning to?
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nope haven't had any. But yeah i was thinking about getting one. Something small not to obvious, something discreet to surpise my next girlfriend hahahaha
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and how are your parents and santa supposed to give you that?
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hahahaha that's the best answer you could ever give. hahahaha
hahahaha (tears in my eyes)
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yes i do, because i can't find a proper answer that is even slightly that funny
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Ask for help.
Kitchen table, same scene.
You: "Dad, would it be possible for you or mom to give me a std?"
Dad, slowly putting the newspaper down, with a strange look: "Nathan, stop blaming other people for your own shit."
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ok let's try
Kitchen table, same scene.
Me: "Dad, would it be possible for you or mom to give me a std?"
Dad, slowly putting the newspaper down, with a strange look: "ask your sister..."
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You said you were an only child.
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yeah i know, but it would be a funny answer, sister or not.
let's try again
Kitchen table, same scene.
Me: "Dad, would it be possible for you or mom to give me a std?"
Dad, slowly putting the newspaper down, with a strange look:"But we already gave you four?"
Me: "I know, but i keep losing them"
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hahaha, that's better. But really ask him this time haha.
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