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It was time for another world meeting, a RIDICULOUSLY out of control one that had all but destroyed the room it was being held in. After watching his fellow nations fighting for almost four hours non-stop, Romano stood up and slammed his hand down on the table before him.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! You're all just using idiotic stereotypes to argue with one another!" The Italian yelled, ushering a silence into the room. The silence hung over the room like a thick fog until Austria stood and cleared his throat.
"You know...I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it," the man said, handing Romano a piece of sheet music. After staring at the page for what seemed like forever, Romano smirked.
"And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," the older Italian sang, laughing when he saw Japan blush. When the older country glared at him, the brunette shook his head and pointed at the page as Italy pulled it away.
"Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," Italy sang, clearly having too much fun. He was oblivious to the glares he was receiving, and was entirely unaware of the fact that Romano had torn parts out and had started to pass them around the table.
"Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shotguns," Spain said, looking directly at America. The blonde didn't look too amused until he received a piece of the song from Romano.
"And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on," America retaliated, smirking as Spain shook his head. He took it a step further and mumbled something about payback being a bitch.
"Uh huh! Cause that's the way they roll. Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose," Belgium and Liechtenstein sang, much to Netherlands and Switzerland's dismay.
"You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, and they're out of control like a Chinese driver," Russia said, giving everyone in the room one of the creepiest smiles ever.
"I love the Middle East, but how do they handle rockin' burkas while they're riding camels?" Greece said, frowning slightly at the claim. He didn't care for the Middle Eastern countries.
"I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya, yeah man! And I love them Puerto Ricans, even though they wash their ass about once a week and I'm just joking!" Cuba laughed as he sang. He'd never heard those stereotypes before.
"If you didn't know then you're a little slow and you're probably from P-Poland," Lithuania said. Poland, who was right beside Lithuania, looked shocked. Everyone just laughed as Poland glared at Austria. Romano and Italy helped one another onto the table and said, "From the top!" Everyone expect Japan laughed, but they all sang, "I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes! Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!" At that, Austria handed England a piece.
"Check it out now, aw yeah! Let me hear you yell if you love the Outback redneck Australians!" England said, laughing at Australia. Korea, who was enjoying the show, handed his part over to Australia.
"And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude!" Australia retaliated. England stumbled back a step but quickly regained his balance as Germany and Spain exchanged a glance and a nod.
"And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth, mama mia!" both cried out, watching Italy tear up and Romano turn several new shades of red. Meanwhile, Austria had given Hungary a part.
"And how could anyone hate the French? Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits," she said, gripping her frying pan as she read. The last thing she wanted was for France to get her when she wasn't prepared.
"Brazilian girls is what you want, walking around town with that ba-donk-a-donk!" Prussia said, bursting into the room while whistling. Everyone jumped and looked at the former nation in shock before agreeing on changing that country to Ukraine, much to her dismay. They all laughed as Prussia handed Switzerland a piece, watching the blonde shoot it nineteen times before singing.
"I love Africans, but hold up a second-National Geographic says they're all butt-!!!" Switzerland sang before turning bright red and dropping the piece. France picked it up and laughed.
"-Naked! Breasts 'anging low, what 'ave they done with their clothes?" France sang, poking Switzerland's cheek. The Swiss boy promptly slammed his gun into France's spleen. The Frenchman fell over as Canada picked up the paper.
"Th-they've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose. Uh-oh!" The boy said, watching Switzerland and his gun very closely.
"You're all on my checklist, even R-R-R-Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast," Estonia and Latvia sang, fearing for their lives. Both had every reason to fear, too, because Russia was giving everyone the infamous 'I'm going to rip your arm off later' smile.
"They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, then your brain is small like a Korean's penis aru!" China said, laughing. He knew his youngest brother was going to kick his butt for that once the song ended. Italy waved his arms while hopping on the table and said, "The beginning again, guys!"
"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!!" the nations cried out as Austria handed Japan the last piece. He turned bright red, which was enough reason for Italy and Romano to pull the Japanese man onto the table as well.
"Arr together now...I rove Scotsmen though they hump sheep," he said, turning bright red as he handed the paper to Turkey. Everyone turned to face England at that point, getting ready to see the 'gentleman' flip the table. Romano, Italy and Japan even hopped off the table just in case.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!" Turkey yelled, pulling Japan away from the table. The Japanese man began to panic as the piece was passed over to Sweden.
"...I love Scotsmen...though they hump sheep..." the man said in a monotonous voice. Everyone smirked, watching England's blonde hair rising slowly but surely.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!" Finland giggled, reading the piece in Sweden's hands.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!!!" Denmark yelled as he handed the piece to Norway. The boy looked at it, did a double-take, and handed the piece to Iceland.
"They hump sheep...?" Iceland sang in the form of a question. With that, the piece was thrown like a paper airplane to Hong Kong.
"They hump sheep," the Asian said matter-of-factly as he gave Seychelles the paper.
"They hump sheep!!!" she giggled, sending her ribbons into a dance of their own. With that, the girl handed the page to Poland.
"They like, TOTALLY hump sheep," the boy said with the biggest smile breaking through his silence. Italy took Romano and Germany's hands and said, "Link up everyone!" Once they had formed a circle of nations Spain yelled, "That beginning again," lifting his and Romano's hands. Romano quickly jerked his hand down and said, "All together guys!"
"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes!!!!" they all sang, every single nation smiling as they released one another's hands. With that release, everyone looked over at Austria in confusion for having written the song.
"Yeah, I'm just playing. You know I love you, guys!" Austria said. Everyone had just begun to surround the table when Romano yelled, "But seriously, don't hump any sheep!!!" With that, England grabbed the table and flipped it, throwing it halfway across the room.
"YOU BLOODY WANKER!!!" England yelled, glaring straight at Romano. The Italian laughed meekly, said, "I'd say that that English bastard just called the meeting adjourned," and ran out of the room. This exit caused more laughter as the nations worked together to pull the table out of the massive window England had thrown it into.

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It was time for another world meeting, a RIDICULOUSLY out of control one that had all but destroyed the room it was being held in. After watching his fellow nations fighting for almost four hours non-stop, Romano stood up and slammed his hand down on the table before him.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! You're all just using idiotic stereotypes to argue with one another!" The Italian yelled, ushering a silence into the room. The silence hung over the room like a thick fog until Austria stood and cleared his throat.
"You know...I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it," the man said, handing Romano a piece of sheet music. After staring at the page for what seemed like forever, Romano smirked.
"And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," the older Italian sang, laughing when he saw Japan blush. When the older country glared at him, the brunette shook his head and pointed at the page as Italy pulled it away.
"Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes," Italy sang, clearly having too much fun. He was oblivious to the glares he was receiving, and was entirely unaware of the fact that Romano had torn parts out and had started to pass them around the table.
"Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shotguns," Spain said, looking directly at America. The blonde didn't look too amused until he received a piece of the song from Romano.
"And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on," America retaliated, smirking as Spain shook his head. He took it a step further and mumbled something about payback being a bitch.
"Uh huh! Cause that's the way they roll. Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose," Belgium and Liechtenstein sang, much to Netherlands and Switzerland's dismay.
"You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, and they're out of control like a Chinese driver," Russia said, giving everyone in the room one of the creepiest smiles ever.
"I love the Middle East, but how do they handle rockin' burkas while they're riding camels?" Greece said, frowning slightly at the claim. He didn't care for the Middle Eastern countries.
"I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya, yeah man! And I love them Puerto Ricans, even though they wash their ass about once a week and I'm just joking!" Cuba laughed as he sang. He'd never heard those stereotypes before.
"If you didn't know then you're a little slow and you're probably from P-Poland," Lithuania said. Poland, who was right beside Lithuania, looked shocked. Everyone just laughed as Poland glared at Austria. Romano and Italy helped one another onto the table and said, "From the top!" Everyone expect Japan laughed, but they all sang, "I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes! Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!" At that, Austria handed England a piece.
"Check it out now, aw yeah! Let me hear you yell if you love the Outback redneck Australians!" England said, laughing at Australia. Korea, who was enjoying the show, handed his part over to Australia.
"And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude!" Australia retaliated. England stumbled back a step but quickly regained his balance as Germany and Spain exchanged a glance and a nod.
"And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth, mama mia!" both cried out, watching Italy tear up and Romano turn several new shades of red. Meanwhile, Austria had given Hungary a part.
"And how could anyone hate the French? Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits," she said, gripping her frying pan as she read. The last thing she wanted was for France to get her when she wasn't prepared.
"Brazilian girls is what you want, walking around town with that ba-donk-a-donk!" Prussia said, bursting into the room while whistling. Everyone jumped and looked at the former nation in shock before agreeing on changing that country to Ukraine, much to her dismay. They all laughed as Prussia handed Switzerland a piece, watching the blonde shoot it nineteen times before singing.
"I love Africans, but hold up a second-National Geographic says they're all butt-!!!" Switzerland sang before turning bright red and dropping the piece. France picked it up and laughed.
"-Naked! Breasts 'anging low, what 'ave they done with their clothes?" France sang, poking Switzerland's cheek. The Swiss boy promptly slammed his gun into France's spleen. The Frenchman fell over as Canada picked up the paper.
"Th-they've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose. Uh-oh!" The boy said, watching Switzerland and his gun very closely.
"You're all on my checklist, even R-R-R-Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast," Estonia and Latvia sang, fearing for their lives. Both had every reason to fear, too, because Russia was giving everyone the infamous 'I'm going to rip your arm off later' smile.
"They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, then your brain is small like a Korean's penis aru!" China said, laughing. He knew his youngest brother was going to kick his butt for that once the song ended. Italy waved his arms while hopping on the table and said, "The beginning again, guys!"
"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!!" the nations cried out as Austria handed Japan the last piece. He turned bright red, which was enough reason for Italy and Romano to pull the Japanese man onto the table as well.
"Arr together now...I rove Scotsmen though they hump sheep," he said, turning bright red as he handed the paper to Turkey. Everyone turned to face England at that point, getting ready to see the 'gentleman' flip the table. Romano, Italy and Japan even hopped off the table just in case.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!" Turkey yelled, pulling Japan away from the table. The Japanese man began to panic as the piece was passed over to Sweden.
"...I love Scotsmen...though they hump sheep..." the man said in a monotonous voice. Everyone smirked, watching England's blonde hair rising slowly but surely.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!" Finland giggled, reading the piece in Sweden's hands.
"I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!!!" Denmark yelled as he handed the piece to Norway. The boy looked at it, did a double-take, and handed the piece to Iceland.
"They hump sheep...?" Iceland sang in the form of a question. With that, the piece was thrown like a paper airplane to Hong Kong.
"They hump sheep," the Asian said matter-of-factly as he gave Seychelles the paper.
"They hump sheep!!!" she giggled, sending her ribbons into a dance of their own. With that, the girl handed the page to Poland.
"They like, TOTALLY hump sheep," the boy said with the biggest smile breaking through his silence. Italy took Romano and Germany's hands and said, "Link up everyone!" Once they had formed a circle of nations Spain yelled, "That beginning again," lifting his and Romano's hands. Romano quickly jerked his hand down and said, "All together guys!"
"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, and we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes!!!!" they all sang, every single nation smiling as they released one another's hands. With that release, everyone looked over at Austria in confusion for having written the song.
"Yeah, I'm just playing. You know I love you, guys!" Austria said. Everyone had just begun to surround the table when Romano yelled, "But seriously, don't hump any sheep!!!" With that, England grabbed the table and flipped it, throwing it halfway across the room.
"YOU BLOODY WANKER!!!" England yelled, glaring straight at Romano. The Italian laughed meekly, said, "I'd say that that English bastard just called the meeting adjourned," and ran out of the room. This exit caused more laughter as the nations worked together to pull the table out of the massive window England had thrown it into.