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Super Duper Sumos is without a doubt the worst superhero cartoon ever, the worst sports cartoon ever, and to top things off, the worst cartoon that DIC Entertainment has ever made! No one would even dare to look at a show about three giant nearly-naked men who go running around fighting crime and making jokes with their big fat, giant, ugly, hefty butts! Plus, it dragged Matt Hill, best known for voicing Ed in Edd, Edd n Eddy, Kero in Cardcaptors, Pantyhose in Ranma 1/2, Kevin Keene in Captain N, Kira Yamato in Mobile Suit Gundam SEED, Bass.EXE and SpoutMan.EXE from Mega Man NT Warrior, and Claude C. Kenny from Star Ocean EX, straight into the mud by getting him to voice Booma, the worst character in the show, who keeps bragging on about his butt and keeps stalking his cousin Prima, which is Spanish for cousin, both of those things he does are EXTRA-CREEPY!!! The pervert of a sumo known only as Booma makes Ironhide from Transformers Energon, who is another bad voice acting role for Matt Hill, look better by comparison! And to make matters worse, it dragged some of The Ocean Group's best anime dub and cartoon voice actors including Michael Dobson, Brent Miller, Richard Newman, Ian James Corlett, Kathleen Barr, Jason Michas, Chantal Strand, Peter Kelamis, Colin Murdock, and even Cam Clarke and Kevin Schon straight into the mud by getting them to voice so many awful characters on the show! The show also has a bunch of terribly-made villains in the form of the stereotypical badly-named Bad Inc., such as the stupidly-named Miss Mister and her scientist Dr. Stinger, whom she stupidly fires in every single episode, and it also has many stupid names for the other locations such as Generic City! It is also racist, stereotypical, and has body-shaming in it, which is SO NASTY AND CRUEL!!!! To me, it makes Butt-Ugly Martians, which I actually like, look like a masterpiece by comparison! And to top things off, Super Duper Sumos! had a video game for the GameBoy Advance by Midway Arcade. I'm not joking! Midway Arcade, the guys who made Mortal Kombat and its sequels, actually made the video game for this horrible show, which soon caused Midway to go BANKRUPT IN 2009 AND THEN BE BOUGHT BY WARNER BROS.! Even E. Honda from Street Fighter, Ganryu from Tekken, Taka-Arashi from Virtua Fighter, Dumo the Sumo from Minions, Tohru from Jackie Chan Adventures, Gan Isurugui from Rival Schools, Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, Bo Rai Cho from Mortal Kombat, Yokozuna Daisangen from MadWorld, and Ishiyama from Ben 10 wouldn't even dare go near and watch this grossly-made abomination of a sports show!
E. Honda: This show is one big fat giant insult to sumo-wrestlers all over the world!
Ganryu: I agree with you, E. Honda! Why would they cancel my favourite show, the ever-so-awesome Angry Beavers, for this pile of crap in the first place?!
Taka-Arashi: EWWWWWWW!!! This show is gross!!!
Dumo: This show is disgusting! I am never going to be watching it again!
Tohru: This show must be the work of Shendu and the Dark Hand!
Gan Isurugi: No, Tohru! It's the work of DIC Entertainment, nowadays known as Wildbrain!
Bo Rai Cho: What on earth where they thinking when they made this show?!
Fat Bastard: I thought I was dirty enough when it came to sumo-wrestling, but these guys are GRUESOME!
Yokozuna Daisangen: I hate this stupid show!
Ishiyama: DIC should be all ashamed of themselves for creating this abomination of a cartoon!
See what I mean now? Even the theme song is so annoying! I'd rather replace it with the I Like Big Butts song by Sir Mix A Lot, or even better, the Brave or Grave music from Street Fighter Alpha 3! So, stay away from this insult to sumo-wrestling!
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