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HeavyDaBoss — Brock and Nena say no to JF97 and yes to JF98

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Published: 2023-12-29 21:51:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 4767; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 0
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Description Brock Lesnar: Let's watch a good movie on Netflix, Nena! 
Nena Trinity: Okay!
*They accidentally click onto the wrong movie and it's Jack Frost 1997*

Nena Trinity: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Why is that snowman acting dirty in the shower?! I want something sweet!
Brock Lesnar: LET ME GET MY BARF BAG!!! *Takes out his barf bag and barfs into it*
Mario: MAMA-MIA! This Christmas-a comedy-a horror movie-a is-a terrible-a!
Yoshi: Wah! AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAH! This movie is disgusting! That snowman is just pure disgusting and evil! 
Drew MacIntyre: I agree, Yoshi! He's nothing like the Jack Frost I know and love!
Alpha-5: AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!! This movie is horrible! This has got to be the work of Lord Zedd, Rita Repulsa, Ivan Ooze, Master Vile, King Mondo, Divatox, Prince Gasket, and Ecliptor!
LA Knight: Or the work of Boreman Lames, Paul 'The Walrus Man' Heyman, Bolo Bikoa, Bimmy Snoozoo, The Meta Snore, Nia Jokes, Dustbin Phony, The Sucking Raiders, Jade Crapgill, The Hit Blow, Pretty Stupid, the Stupid Donkeys, Shao Tony Khan and Shao Shahid Khan, Bobby Crapley, the Suck Poop-Its, Bore-Tab, Boremos, The Young Shucks, Snoremello Hayes, Sick Williams, and the Craporium!
Sayuri Yurine: Or the work of Edelweiss, Dr. Marronflower, and Senator Woodpecker!
Zero: Or the work of Sigma, Dr. Fail, Colonel ButtLips, Vile, Elpizo, Dynamo, Double, The X-Hunters, Gate, Isoc, High Max, Zain, Geemel, Bit, Byte, Berkana, Gareth, Lumine, Shadow, Incentas, Heel, Serpent, and Master Albert!
Snooky Wookums: Or the work of Mechanikat and Lex Luthor! Considering that Krypto and Streaky have had experiences with snowmen before, they'll go berserk if they see this horrible movie!
Homer Simpson: *screams* That movie is an insult to snowmen and Christmas lovers everywhere! And I agree with you, Snooky Wookums! This Jack Frost is no Frosty the Snowman!
Joseph Joestar: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! This movie is pure horrible!
Goku and Vegeta: THIS SNOWMAN IS GETTING DIRTY WITH A GIRL?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! This movie has got to be the work of Frieza, Cell, Android 13, Babidi, Turles, Lord Slug, Cooler, Towa and Mira, Janemba, Goku Black, Bojack, Zamesa, Omega Shenron, Super 17, Dr. Gero, Commander Red, General Blue, Staff Officer Black, General White, Major Metallitron and the stupid Red Ribbon Army!
Dr. Eggman: That Jack Frost is just as irritating as that annoying blue hedgehog!
Bumblebee: Or the work of Galvatron, Trashbinal Slime, Suckdown, Harold Fattinger, Scourge, Battletrap, Nightbird, and Failmentary Blow!
Me: No, Bumblebee! It's the work of Michael Cooney and A-Pix Entertainment, Inc! They should be ashamed!
Hank Hill: I agree, HeavyDaBoss! Why did he have to make something nice and cute like a snowman scary?
Mermaid Man: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Optimus Prime: I feel your pain, Mermaid Man. This movie is just as bad as 2K making that terrible WWE game known only as WWE 2K20 that all WWE fans including you and TheShadowsega75  hated as it made WCW Thunder on the PS1 look like a masterpiece, as well as Midway Arcade who gave us all of the great Mortal Kombat games and the Billy & Mandy game making that terrible GBA game of Stupid Dupid No-Nos based on that terrible cartoon that nobody even watched when it aired on Nickelodeon and CBBC. This movie and that evil snowman must be stopped, no matter the cost!
Megatron: I'll destroy A-Pix Entertainment for making a nightmarish mockery out of snowmen! DECEPTICONS, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunamaria Hawke: I thought ZAFT were a bunch of idiots, but this movie is terrible! What was Michael Cooney thinking? It's like Irrational Games making an E-Rated Bioshock and Capcom making an M-Rated Mega Man game!
Meyrin Hawke: Not just that, my sister! But it'd be like Pixar making an R-rated WALL-E movie and Dreamworks making an R-rated Megamind when they're meant to be kids' films!
Eric Cartman: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! TAKE THIS HORRIBLE ANIME OFF!!!!
Nappa: Get this horrible anime away!
Wario: Don't-a watch this-a film! Watch this instead!

*Wario clicks out of Jack Frost 1997 and puts on Jack Frost 1998 instead*

Nena Trinity: Much better! This movie is great!
Brock Lesnar: Epic win! Beat that, Dustbin Phony!

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Jack Frost 1998 belongs to Troy Miller and Warner Bros.
Jack Frost 1997 belongs to the City Dump!
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