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Published: 2013-10-31 16:40:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 4805; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 0
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Description Moar Splint.  Orcs can never just give you something.  They have to go and be all smug about it...
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Patrick-Leigh [2018-01-07 06:33:31 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what the context of this scene is, but it made me think of this conversation:

"Not only will that stuff get rid of the rash that's been bothering you, it'll give you twelve hours of stamina, boost your electrolytes, lower your cholesterol, and ensure you -never- go bald."
"That's amazing... I guess.  Are there any side-effects?"
"Well, I don't know if you'd call it a side-effect, but when humans take it, it tends to act as -really- potent aphrodisiac."
"..................What?"
"Oh, yes.  You'll be a -beast- in bed while that stuff is in you."
"...................What?"
"And did I mention that you'll also be giving off pheromones that'll have any woman in a mile radius clawing her way through your door trying to jump you bones?"
".....................You're pulling my leg, aren't you?"
"Oh, totally."
"I'm never playing poker with you."
"Smart move."

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xelianthought [2015-06-28 10:14:00 +0000 UTC]

Cool pic, though what did she give him?

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ResentedGhost In reply to xelianthought [2021-05-12 18:50:46 +0000 UTC]

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WickedGrin [2014-12-21 05:07:23 +0000 UTC]

At a brief, scrolling glance, I thought he was holding a phone and taking a selfie. Hm.

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ogrebear [2014-02-16 23:45:07 +0000 UTC]

"It slices, it dices, and can be yours for 9 gold 99...."

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