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Published: 2012-09-30 21:42:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 9414; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 41
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Edit: That awkward moment when you missed a huge error in the editing. Fixed now! Also fixed some of the text, because I failed at grammar and got across an idea that I did not intend to employ at all.You didn't think Id forgotten you all, did you?
Archer belongs to me, Skyrim/Its Characters belong to Bethesda, and Robbaz belongs to... well, Robbaz.
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He's a YouTuber who has strange but funny Skyrim videos. He would go around punching people and shouting "DENTAL APPOINTMENT" when he killed someone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=anQe2l…
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Ah. Well then. And thanks.
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But why? I have a dental appointment and this isn't helping😢
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Robbaz's dental appointments are quick and effective, don't worry!
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Molag's balls! Serana... she's all...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!! YOU *MONSTER!* I'LL KILL YOU!!! AAAAAARGHHHHH!!! those beautiful glowing eyes... *sobs*
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But she gets turned back into a vampire later DONT KILL ME!
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Hmmm... she'd damn well better.
Let me guess, she was all like "Oh, I bet it'd be nice to feel alive again and have all the human sensations" and let you cure her.
Then she had her first period in however many thousand years and was all, "WTF? Screw this! Somebody bite me!!!"
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"Then she had her first period in however many thousand years..."
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Robbaz is awesome.
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My Dragonborn walks into Fort Dawnguard, surveys the scene and slowly backs out the door.
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DENTAL APPOINTMENT xD
I love you now. these are hilarious.
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I'm glad you like them!
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What's not to like! xD
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ROBBAZ! KING OF SWEEDEN!
*bows down* It is good to see another viking in these lands that actually uses they're fists and a......bear playing the lute? *Backs away slowly*
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Don't. Make. Any. Sudden movements... or play an off-tune note... or it may become agitated... and bash you over the head with the lute...
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Pulp Fiction bear gets all the ladies. Except Lydia. Or does he get her? Hmmm...
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Nope, she's already taken.
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Still doesn't mean she can't be taken. But then, he'd have to fight Archer. Or Julius, depends on the universe.
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One does not simply talk about killing things with your fists in Skyrim without referencing Robbaz.
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The King of Sweden is deserving of a reference, right?
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Yes, the King of Sweden.
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Because she went and got herself cured.
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Suddenly bestiality.
But then, Serana supposedly fucked a daedric prince, so... >w<
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Even for a bear that can play the lute... Serana's got strange tastes.
And... I never heard of the Daedra part... I don't think I want to know either.
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Molag...I think he screws every "Daughter of Coldharbour," according to the rumors I've heard. >w<
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That's... a little disturbing, actually.
I think I need MY mind's eye bleached now...
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Well, Serana does say that the ceremony to become one of the Daughters of Coldharbour was "degrading" but doesn't elaborate further.
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Well, he's the King of Rape.
It only makes sense.
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ROBBAZ, KING OF SWEDEN/SKYRIM!!!!
Oh, it seems like Serana likes big hairy guys...
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Of course Robbaz had to make an appearance! He's freakin' Robbaz!
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Here's the moral of the story: If you want to impress the women you really like, don't learn bears (or any other animal) playing on lute. Try to play on the lute by yourself and write a ballad for your love.
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Do you know Lurbuk from Skyrim? If not, look him up on YouTube or somewhere. You'll understand why getting an Orc to sing is a terrible idea.
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o_O I change my mind, forget everyone what I said before! Dx
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hehehe thats so funny :'D
"I think i'm going to have to bleach my mind's eye now"
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I don't think green babies would be as cute, really. Heck, any kind of discolored baby wouldn't be as cute.
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Nonsense, ALL babies are cute! If you don't believe me, just look at Archer's baby pictures!
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...They're all pictures of eggs...
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And they're ADORABLE eggs!
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It's a mod armor called "Scout Armor". It's on the Steam Workshop.
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I will take a look. But i am fan of heavy armours more than light ones.
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